Chapter 3
BrocolliChald: Whoever told child me I'd figure out my quirk deserves h e l l
BrocolliChald: IT WORKED IN TRAINING BUT SOMEHOW I NEARLY DROWNED
BrocolliChald: PLEASE NOTE IT WAS IN FIRE
Grian: You nearly drowned in fire??? How does that work??
BrocolliChald: ASK MY QUIRK
Five: You can ask grandma too she probably knows
BrocolliChald: YoU cAn AsK gRaNdMa ToO sHe PrObAbLy KnOwS
BrocolliChald: NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE LUXURY OF TPING
Five: Oh whoops I forgot <3
BrocolliChald: Permission to stab him?
TraumatisedChald: Request denied
BrocolliChald: ):
SpiderBoi: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SpiderBoi: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WatahBoi: He had one (1) too many energy drinks
WatahBoi: Which was like instantly turned into energy so I wish the avengers good luck in dealing with him
SpiderMom: You're literally his brother
WatahBoi: And also still a minor so making it my problem would probably be illegal
TraumatisedChald: Three little monkeys jumping on the bed
GravityWho: One fell off and bumped it's head?
TraumatisedChald: One fell off and broke it's neck
GravityWho: Someone please call his therapist or if he doesn't have a therapist please get him one
BeeBoi: I've tried to
BeeBoi: Apparently he bites
BeeBoi: I'm still wondering why he bit them but it's not surprising
TraumatisedChald: They tried to shake my hend and y'know instincts went brrrrrr
Five: On a scale from one to ten how illegal is-
Octopi: Very don't do it
Five: You don't even know what I was going to say
Octopi: You're like 13 don't commit any crimes
Five: I don't think you realise that I'll find something ten times worse than what I was planning on doing and do it purely out of spite
RumourHasIt: Don't do anything illegal
Five: Mmmm who's going to stop me?
Karl: Commit a crime and see what happens
Five: I was joking I swear
Five: PLEASE DON'T CALL MOM-
Karl: (:
Five: 🥺
WatahBoi: Awwww he pulled the pleading emoji
WatahBoi: That means he's desperate TraumatisedChald: Shut up
Grian: @Pearl
Grian: I can't find you and you're not answering in the other chats so thoughts on suprise adoption?
Pearl: It's kidnapping but if the person is alright with the suprise adoption and wants to stay out of their own free will I can gaslight the court
Mumbo: WHY WOULD YOU ENCOURAGE THEM LIKE THIS PEARL
Grian: SEE SHE AGREES
Grian: HA
GravityWho: Izuku just??? Walked in my dorm??? Stood there for a few seconds?? Before??? Walking??? Out??? Is he okay???
JoeHills: That sounds a little concerning, does it happen often?
GravityWho: Not really?
HotIce: He just walked in his dorm and fell on the bed, I think he's sleeping.
Electricity: Bro why are you in his room 👀
HotIce: Do you want me to freeze you?
Electricity: No-
Etho: @Xisuma PICK UP YOUR KID OR GRANDKID WHATEVER HE IS
Iskall: JUST PLEASE PICK HIM UP
Xisuma: Tommy?
Etho: YES
Grian: I'm sorry. You guys said you could handle him? If you couldn't you could've just told me y'know- /nm
Iskall: THIS IS HIS SEVENTY THIRD TIME SINGING WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNO
Etho: Letting him watch Encanto was a mistake-
Pearl: Put on Inside Out. Not exactly practical so don't do it often, but it drains him out enough for him to not be jumping around and screeching.
Pearl: That is if you want to deal with him sobbing. You're on your own if he starts crying. It's an emotional movie.
Etho: He calmed down. Thank you, Pearl.
Pearl: ^-^
BatBoi: If 1+1 is 2, and 2+2 is 4
BatBoi: What the fuck is this shit
TraumatisedChald: Anyone wanna commit arson?
BrocolliChald: Send me the location I'll be there in a sec
Five: I thought you couldn't TP
BrocolliChald: I STILL HAVE SUPERSPEED 9KAY?
Ranboo: S u s p i c i o u s
Pearl: Try to not get into trouble
TnT: You fuckers are okay with this?
TnT: Also which one of you changed my name?
BatBoi: @SuperBoi did
TnT: Well they're going to die today
BrocolliChald: Don't get ahead of yourself Kacchan he's half kryptonian
BrocolliChald: Aka he can fly, fry you with his laser eyes, freeze you, throw you off a building, need I go on?
Five: For medical reasons I cannot do any of the dumb shit y'all do today, I have mood poisoning
Frog: You mean food poisoning?
Five: No
Five: I did mean mood poisoning
SoundGoddess: Is that a fancy term for your depression or something?
SoundGoddess: Also who's in charge of the names?
Eryn: The Hermits and Jon
Eryn: Pearl is very biased so if your name isn't neutral it was probably from Pearl
Pearl: Contemplating breaking my family's 'no murder unless absolutely necessary' /j (I'd say don't kill people, ESPECIALLY minors, but I think that the DSMP natives have already failed horribly so)
Mari: You did them dirty ajhekwhekahskwhek
Mari: Also whoever changed my name wanna be friends cause I know none of the people I know here changed it
BrocolliChald: Tbf Tommy said it fit you before and it kinda did so...
Mari: I know where you live <3
BrocolliChald: Both of us have a no murder and no torture with extremely rare exceptions policies what are you gonna do?
Mari: Ik you're afraid of spiders
WatahBoi: So are you???
WatahBoi: Most of us ARE?
Dream: Imagine being scared of spiders
SpiderBoi: You're on THIN ice don't push it
Dream: I'm a God tf are you gonna do?
TraumatisedChald: Fight me
Grian: Actually it's fight the Hermits
Dream: Why would it be fight the Hermits?
Pearl: We've adopted him
CrowFather: Give me my son back.
Grian: Tf no
Mumbo: You weren't being a good parent we're not giving him back unless he wants to come back
TraumatisedChald: Which I don't
TraumatisedChald: If anyone tries there are perks to being related to Gods
Mumbo: I like to believe if anyone tries they'd die before you found out
Etho: That's not an overexaggeration
Techno: You guys do know there's a reason people call me The Blood God and The Blade, right?
Grian: I'm legally "Dreamslayer" so
BatBoi: Oh yeah I forgot about that lol
BrocolliChald: All hail Grian Dreamslayer Minecraft
BrocolliChald: Or would it be Grian Minecraft Dreamslayer 🤔
Five: I'm muting this chat to save my braincells
BrocolliChald: it wAS A JOKE
WatahBoi: It's a good question tho
GoddessOfWisdom: There's no way you're my best friend
GoddessOfWisdom: Also isn't my name offensive to my mom?
Pearl: Eh, not really?
Pearl: If she or any of the other Greek Gods and Goddesses say something about it tell me about it though
Pearl: And remind them that there's a Court of the Gods for a reason (:
GoddessOfWisdom: Okay? Thanks?