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BrocolliChald: Tommy
BrocolliChald: My bestest friend in the whole world-
TraumatisedChald: OH SO NOW WE'RE BEST FRIENDS BECAUSE IT'S CONVENIENT FOR YOU?!? OH I GET IT-
Enderboi: Izuku tf did you do
TraumatisedChald: SINCE WHEN ARE YOU TE8 ON GUCKING FURST BAME TERMS HUH?!?!
BrocolliChald: IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE I SWEAR-
TraumatisedChald: T R A I T O R
Dream: Sam can you get me some popcorn?
TraumatisedChild: I have a way for you two to redeem yourselves
Enderboi: I'm not committing murder for you
TraumatisedChild: You walk into MY life
TraumatisedChild: Do EVERYTHING BETTER THAN ME
TraumatisedChild: AND NOW YOU WON'T EVEN TRY TO REDEEM YOURSELF? Fine, be like that.
Five: Ranboo you have approximately three seconds before his brother comes and trusT ME NO ONE HERE WANTS TO DEAL WITH THAT THIS IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION
Enderboi: @TraumatisedChald want do you want me to do?
TraumatisedChald: :DD
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WatahBoi: Y'all better make sure Karl doesn't find out about this sjsjsjsjejelwoendkw-
ShadowBoi: I'm kinda curious as to what they did
SpiderBoi: THERE WERE ATLEAST S E V E N CRIMES IN THAT
Enderboi: The shit I do to not get on his bad side- I don't even know who's bad side I'm trying to stay off-
CrowFather: I'm kinda curious too
TraumatisedChald: My brother- that's related to me by idk what we're just related- that's what the DNA tests said-
MusicBitch: Oh that bitch
MusicBitch: Never liked him
TraumatisedChald: Let's not forget Five's sister-
Five: Eh she wouldn't do much
Five: Like she could but hhhh Ranboo's mom wouldn't be cool w/it and I don't think she wants to deal with anything after AHEM
Technoblade: After what?
Five: Don't worry about it- it has absolutely nothing to do with Tommy
Technoblade: Ranboo?
Enderboi: haha would you look at the time byE-
Beeboi: Ranboo
Beeboi: My platonic husband
Beeboi: Please keep in mind that we live in the same house (:
Enderboi: ⋔⟒ ⋏⍜ ⌇⌿⟒☍ ⟒⋏☌⌰⏃⊬
Beeboi: Are you really going to leave Michael? He's going to wonder what happened to his dad...
Enderboi: Which is exactly why you shouldn't be making plans on how to kill me but here we are-
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BatBoi: Friendly reminder that I have Chris on speed dial.
Xisuma: I can't tell if you're threatening them or reassuring them that whatever happens it'll be fine
TraumatisedChald: Both
BrocolliChald: ^
Five: ^
WatahBoi: ^
SpiderBoi: ^
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SpiderBoi: Here's a random word generator, you're the deity of the first thing you get.
SpiderBoi: https://randomwordgenerator.com/
Technoblade: That's stupid.
Console has muted Technoblade for one hour for ✨d i s r e s p e c t✨
TraumatisedChald: If that's a rickroll no one's going to be able to save you. @Pearl Sacrifice yourself for me. ...Please?
Pearl: It's not a rickroll, and now I'm the deity of debt.
TraumatisedChald: Well I'm now the deity of eliminate.
BrocolliChald: Sacrifice.
BeeBoi: I got catalogue.
TraumatisedChald: PFFFFFTTTT-
TraumatisedChald: @Five, @BatBoi, @WatahBoi, @EnderBoi
Five: The AUDACITY of this website.
Five: I got convict
BatBoi: I'm too mature for this
TraumatisedChald: What'd you get?
BatBoi: Competition.
WatahBoi: This sounds more like a word that describes us
WatahBoi: Nvm I got row
Pearl: Are you suggesting that debt describes me?
WatahBoi: nO OF COURSE NOT- TUBBO GET YOUR BEST FRIEND UNDER CONTROL WHY DOES HE HAVE AN KNIF E
Pearl: Tommy don't stab Percy
TraumatisedChald: ):
WatahBoi: Everytime this happens I remember that Pearl is one of the only people he listens to-
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TraumatisedChald: Is the pink panther a lion?
Dream: Say that again but slower
TraumatisedChald: I don't get it?????
Sapnap: The pink PANTHER
TraumatisedChald: ??????
Quackity: He's a PANTHER
TraumatisedChald: I just searched it up and they're not pink???????????
Sapnap: AND LIONS ARE?!
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Five: It's at times like this
Five: I remember
Five: why John ghosts this gc so much
BrocolliChald: AADFGHKAKANHSJDLSKDHDKEOWIEUROWPBCBCNCMSLALQPWOOEIRURUFNBCNWJQOEORICJBCBCCJALWOE88E9292O2OSISKAHDJWJXJXKALAJDBXNCBRKOWIUFJWJW
TraumatisedChald: I am so glad I'm not with you guys right now
TraumatisedChald: Whatever you've done was probably my idea but I wasn't there so it can't be my fault
WatahBoi: Yeah uh I just want everyone to know that me and Peter were not there
WatahBoi: I just want to make sure you guys know because whatever they've done is stupid and reckless and just- just know that the two of us have NOTHING to do with it-
Annabeth: Suspicious but I'll allow it
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EnderBoi: So... Killer animatronics...
EnderBoi: They're not nice-