the peacock
Users:
rat chat (midtown GC)
simp of simps, peter: peter
eyes of heaven, ned: ned
slayer of p-word, mj: MJ
wlw heaven (Shuri and MJ’s GC)
mad’dame: MJ
punk princess: shuri
rat chat (midtown GC)
slayer of p-word, mj: POV: this is happening
slayer of p-word, mj: *wlw heaven screenshot.jpg*
*Image is as follows*
punk princess: HOLY SHIT
mad’dame: wha
punk princess: i have a crush on lord shen from kung fu panda two
punk princess: HES SO FUCKSINF HOT
punk princess: LORD HELP ME
*End Image*
eyes of heaven, ned: AAKLDJLJD
eyes of heaven, ned: WHO IS LORD SHEN
slayer of p-word, mj: you are gonna mc’lose it
slayer of p-word, mj: I was so unprepared when she sent me a picture
eyes of heaven, ned: oh god
simp of simps, peter: THE FUCKING PEACOCK???
simp of simps, peter: THE WHITE ONE???
simp of simps, peter: IS THIS SHURI???
simp of simps, peter: IM GONNA BEAT HER ASS
slayer of p-word, mj: this is the picture
slayer of p-word, mj: *lord_shen_from_kung_fu_panda_reader_look_this_up.jpg*
| Quote: simp of simps, peter
slayer of p-word, mj: YES
eyes of heaven, ned: NOOOOO
simp of simps, peter: IM GONNA KILL HER
eyes of heaven, ned: he is literally a peacock how can he be hot
slayer of p-word, mj: oh it gets WORSE
simp of simps, peter: NO
simp of simps, peter: HOW WORSE
simp of simps, peter: MJ ANSWER ME U CAN'T LEAVE ME HANGING LIKE THIS WHAT THE HELL
slayer of p-word, mj: THIS IS THE SECOND PICTURE SHE SENT ME
slayer of p-word, mj: *anime_style_fanart_of_lord_shen_as_human.jpeg*
eyes of heaven, ned: CHFVH FDVB PLEASE
eyes of heaven, ned: NOO
simp of simps, peter: HOW DID SHE EVEN-
simp of simps, peter: NO
eyes of heaven, ned: listen this peacock is nowhere near the caliber of the sabertooth tiger from ice age
simp of simps, peter: babe what the FUCK
simp of simps, peter: …ARE U CRUSHING ON DIEGO???
simp of simps, peter: FUCKIN DIEGO???
eyes of heaven, ned: …
eyes of heaven, ned: no
simp of simps, peter: ooo the white tiger?
eyes of heaven, ned: i’m saying this peacock is not as “hot” as diego
eyes of heaven, ned: or that one fish from nemo
simp of simps, peter: ned are u saying gill is hot
eyes of heaven, ned: well betty said it
eyes of heaven, ned: not me
slayer of p-word, mj: it seems like u’r agreeing
simp of simps, peter: how did that even come up in conversation
eyes of heaven, ned: listen i thought i was desperate but a peacock... ma'am it's in the name???
simp of simps, peter: STOPPP
slayer of p-word, mj: Not betty having a hard or for a cartoon emo fish
slayer of p-word, mj: Who is Australian
slayer of p-word, mj: Being Australian is a turnoff
eyes of heaven, ned: actually we made fun of her for thinking young jfk was hot
slayer of p-word, mj: KEJFHDJSNENFNDNBS
slayer of p-word, mj: FROM CLONE HIGH???
eyes of heaven, ned: YEAH
simp of simps, peter: ok but like that’s a person
simp of simps, peter: A FISH???
simp of simps, peter: HOW DO U DOWNGRADE EVEN MORE?
slayer of p-word, mj: Ok I kind of get young jfk KWKFJFJSJFJFBDB
simp of simps, peter: WHAT
simp of simps, peter: HE LOOKS LIKE A FISH STICK
slayer of p-word, mj: ALJLDKLSA
simp of simps, peter: DIPPED IN KETCHUP AND CHOCOLATE PUDDING
slayer of p-word, mj: I would’ve wanted to be him in the fifties
eyes of heaven, ned: PLEASEEE
eyes of heaven, ned: also
eyes of heaven, ned:*diego_from_ice_age_reader_look_this_up.jpg*
eyes of heaven, ned: listen if shuri asked him to rail her i wouldn’t mind
slayer of p-word, mj: NED NO
slayer of p-word, mj: Do NOT give her any ideas
eyes of heaven, ned: IT’S BETTER THAN A PEACOCK
slayer of p-word, mj: IS IT????
simp of simps, peter: THAT'S DIEGO THAT'S WHAT I SAID
simp of simps, peter: I CAN'T BELIEVE U THINK DIEGO IS HOT
eyes of heaven, ned: well he kind of is
slayer of p-word, mj: Imagine being attracted to Dora’s cousin 🤢
eyes of heaven, ned: AJKLJDLJ
eyes of heaven, ned: listen dora was attracted to her OWN cousin leave me alone 🙄
slayer of p-word, mj: Diego is a dilf
simp of simps, peter: WHAT
slayer of p-word, mj: anyways
slayer of p-word, mj: I told her she watched too much anime and she stopped responding PLEASE
eyes of heaven, ned: GIRL
eyes of heaven, ned: lmao called OUT
simp of simps, peter: *do_you_want_to_eff_ned.jpeg*
slayer of p-word, mj: OWKRUGHDBSBDBD
eyes of heaven, ned: i’m not saying i would fuck him
eyes of heaven, ned: i am simply saying for a cartoon sabertooth tiger he is attractive
simp of simps, peter: mmm hmm
slayer of p-word, mj: You’re saying you wouldn’t get K*nneth P*nyan’d by a saber toothed tiger?? Lame :rolling_eyes:
eyes of heaven, ned: CDJKBV KFJV
eyes of heaven, ned: listen if i were to get kenneth pinyan’d by anything it would be a whale
simp of simps, peter: SKSKSNKDMDKSSK
slayer of p-word, mj: Ah yes
slayer of p-word, mj: May I bring back the ned x whale fanfiction
simp of simps, peter: oh my god I remember that
simp of simps, peter: no u may not
simp of simps, peter: also
simp of simps, peter:*shira_from_ice_age_reader_look_it_up.jpg*
simp of simps, peter: ned, thoughts?
eyes of heaven, ned: ok i’d let her rail me
simp of simps, peter: in ur defense so would i
eyes of heaven, ned: BCDBVKFBKV
eyes of heaven, ned: diego doesn't compare
simp of simps, peter: her name is shira
eyes of heaven, ned: oop
slayer of p-word, mj: ok Shira can top me
simp of simps, peter: mmm hmm!
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