Chapter 2
“So…” Peter drawled, sitting across from Ned and MJ at lunch, “I met Salem and Daredevil.”
“What! Dude.”
“Yeah it was quite an experience. Salem scared the shit out of me twice. Daredevil said something about vigilante fight club but didn’t really explain. Also Salem told me falling in a dumpster was a vigilante right of passage? I don’t know.”
“What are you talking about vigilantes for Penis? Talking about coolness you’ll never attain?”
“Flash, I really don’t need to deal with you right now so how about you just fuck off.”
“You mouthing off to me Parker?”
“Eugene leave us alone, the village called, they want their idiot back so you better get going,” MJ spoke monotonously.
Flash growled, stalking off with a grumble.
“Thanks.”
“I didn’t do it for you loser, everyone’s IQ drops when that boy speaks.”
Peter smiled, “Right of course.”
“Can we get back on topic here, Daredevil and Salem, some of the coolest people ever,” Ned interjected.
“I mean there’s not much to say, Salem guessed I was a teen, told me to meet them in Hell’s Kitchen the next night, I did, we went to a gym and then Salem and Daredevil wiped the floor with me in a spar. Salem told me to get a burner phone and then they would give me their number so I’m gonna go look for parts after school.”
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Vigilante Fight Club:
Salem has created a new chat
Salem has added Iron Fist, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Deadpool & Spider-Man to the chat
Iron Fist: Why’d you make a new chat
Salem: Because I’ve got Spidey’s number but secret identities TM so I can’t add him to the original chat
Spider-Man: Hi :)
Luke Cage: Oh sweet wholesome child you are doomed
Jessica Jones: Don’t scare the newbie, Luke
Daredevil: Are we still on for fight club Saturday?
Spider-Man: You were actually serious about that
Salem: We take fight club very seriously
Deadpool: I’m free
Jessica Jones: I’ll come
Luke Cage: I have some stuff I need to deal with in Harlem
Iron Fist: I can’t come
Daredevil: ):
Salem: I never should have taught you about text emojis, you’re already a heathen
Daredevil: Silence, feral child
Salem: You know I’m just gonna take that as a compliment right