Chapter 2
Yougotsomeballsson
Oni: Does anyone know a funeral parlor that makes 5 to 8 cm caskets?
TreeFucker: Who died?
Oni: One of my beetles 😭
Deepfriedbitch: How'd it die?
Oni: It fell in a sewer drain
Nomom: No idea why I laughed
TreeFucker: That's not nice
Nomom: The only thing not nice is your haircut
Lostboy: Damn you just got roasted mah boi!
BarBard: Who are you?
Lostboy: Zoro
Russianguy: Oh I know you
PingRing: You're that guy who gets lost in other animes
Russianguy: Are we even considered an anime though?
PingRing: I mean, I think they're making an anime of us
Lostboy: That's why I had come
Russianguy: You're a bit too early
Emobottom: What the fuck are you two talking about
Russianguy: You don't know?
TheAuthor: Hey, stop breaking the fourth wall
PingRing: Tf you gonna do
TheAuthor: … Shouldn't you be adding Guizhong?
PingRing: I totally forgot. Barbatos?
Barbard: On it
Barbard added JitTrippin
JitTrippin: Wtf is this
NoMora(x): Welcome to the chat Guizhong
JitTrippin: Oh what up bitch
PingRing: Hello to you too
JitTrippin: Hi sweetie 🥰
NoMora(x): This is the reason why I rejected you multiple times
Firefly: Huh?
PingRing: Guizhong used to have a massive crush on Zhongli back in high school
JitTrippin: That was until I realized how submissive and breedable he was
Russianguy: You're damn right about submissive but not so breedable
PingRing: Soooooooooooooooo, who's gonna tell the ginger…
Russianguy: Tell me what?
Russianguy: Comrades?
Russianguy: Xiansheng?
NoMora(x): Childe let's take this to a private chat
Russianguy: ?
NoMora(x) has left the chat
Russianguy has left the chat
Boba: Anyone wanna get boba with me?
Theblondie: Tf is boba?
Boba: What
Cy-noYu-no: We live in Sumeru. There is no boba here.
Nomom: Sucks to be y'all 😂
TheScribe: What was her number?
Nomom: 😐
Morax 2.0: I don't think there's boba in Liyue either.
Emobottom: The only nation you can find boba in Teyvat is Inazuma.
Boba: Guess I'mma be stuck in Inazuma my whole life 🫠
Icepop: I think I have a friend who knows how to make boba
Boba: Quikxk affd rthe!
Icepop: ?
Thomabi: He said add them
Icepop: Oh okay
Icepop added Fryingpan to the chat
Fryingpan: Oh hello new friends!
Boba: DO YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE BOBA
Fryingpan: I do!
Boba: Hide yourself, I'm kidnapping you
Deadbitch: Please we don't need another court case
Theevenhottertwin: I'm sorry
Theevenhottertwin: Another?
Deadbitch: What happens in Inazuma, stays in Inazuma.
Oni: OMG
Oni: THE NEW 6REEZE MUSIC VIDEO WAS SO GOOD!
Fryingpan: Wait you like them too!
Oni: The only good music in all of Teyvat
TreeFucker: What about Nilou?
Oni: I mean…
Oni: She's mediocre
Cy-noYu-no: Wow
TheScribe: I hope every single one of your beetles die.
Oni: 😨
TheScribe: Matter of fact I'll come to Liyue for the Lantern Rite Festival to my wish to come true
Oni: Over a singer!?
TheScribe: Nah, I just don't like you in general.
Oni: I think I'm a fun guy…
Oni: Actually, @TheScribe, why don't you talk to us. Like your always so quiet
TheScribe: Cause I don't fucking like you guys
Oni: Yo what?
TheScribe: Yeah that right I think you and your friends are a bunch of bitch ass motherfuckers
Oni: :(
Theblondie: Alhaitham
TheScribe: •–•
TheScribe: @Oni I'm really sorry
Oni: Really?
TheScribe: No
Oni: Awww I accept your apology!
TheScribe: Is he stupid or something?
Dog: He just has brain damage
Frostbite: Does anyone know where I should go to report a missing person in Mondstatd?
Jeanny: You go to the Favonius. Why?
Frostbite: I lost Klee and Albedo
Jeanny: WHAT
Frostbite: I jsut tollk my eyes off of then for a seocbd Ndv rhey were hone!
Frostbite: Please odnt hrur mye!
BaronBunny: You mean eye?
Morax 2.0: ?
BustyLightning: He wears an eyepatch.
Jeanny is typing…
Frostbite: It's not my fault I have heterochromia.
Barbard: You're afraid of straight people?
Emobottom: It means someone has two different eye colors, stupid
Cy-noYu-no: One of my sisters has that.
Theblondie: Which one?
TreeFucker: ?
TheScribe: Cyno has three siblings.
TreeFucker: Three?
Cy-noYu-no: Turns out that @Woodwolf was my full brother
BustyLightning: But he lived in Mondstatd?
Cy-noYu-no: I'm just as confused as you
Casket: Hey @Russianguy, the Fatui just stole my money!
Russianguy has joined the chat
Russianguy: What?
Casket: They just took 6000 mora off my account!
Russianguy: What was the email?
Casket: FaTui_Szhenz
Russianguy: That's not the email
Russianguy: I'll get your money back in a moment. Brb
Russianguy has left the chat
Done: Where'd you get 6,000 mora from Hu Tao?
Casket: Ummmmmmmm
Casket has left the chat
Done: Hey! Don't tell me you've done something illegal! @Casket Get back on this chat!
Done has left the chat
Oni: Can we just talk about how good the vocals were in Freeze Hall?
Fryingpan: OMG yes!
Fryingpan: Wait, who's your fav member!
Oni: It's Kazuha
Fryingpan: I'm such a sucker for Aether
Oni: They both slay but Xiao owned the entire album
Fryingpan: Ong I've never been more attracted to an emo before
Oni: Amen
Fryingpan: If only if could meet them irl
Oni: What if I told you that you're in a chat with them rn
Fryingpan: No way really!?
BarBard: Yep @Theevenhottertwin Aether @Emobottom Xiao @LeaveBlower Kazuha @Nomom Scaramouche @Deepfriedbitch Heizou that's 6reeze
Fryingpan: I just came
Oni: So did I
Emobottom: I hate the both of you now
Fryingpan: It is such an honor to be hated by Xiao 😌
BaronBunny: Is it concerning how Jean's been typing for a very long time?
Ragnvindr: Nah, Kaeya deserves whatever is coming at him
Frostbite: I thought you loved me 😰
Ragnvindr: After you broke my TV? No way
BustyLightning: You better prepare yourself Cause she's almost done
Frostbite: Wait I found them!
Frostbite: *Insert pic*
BaronBunny: Who's the guy with brown hair?
Frostbite: Idk, just caught him and Albedo making out.
Whatastrange…: That's Huffman. I just met him
TheScribe: I'm guessing his parents didn't love him that much
Nomom: Who tf names their child Huffman
Jeanny: Huffman is part of the Favonius
Whatastrange…: Makes him more hotter.
Fanfic: Wait @Icepop who gave you admin?
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Barbatos is watching you from your closet