Werelizard or someone should have been clearer about that scientist’s midlife crisis

William “Billy” Cooper is the best fugitive recovery agent the FBI ever had. They never sent him after someone he couldn’t recover. Just occasionally they needed to provide a little more information on exactly who or potentially what, was needing to be recovered. Agent Cooper does not have the appropriate handcuffs for these shenanigans.

So Lady E and I have this absolutely crackish head canon about Agent Billy Cooper and his life as a fugitive recovery agent. That crack includes some choice moments of interesting crossovers, such as this Agent Cooper would totally be sent after Bruce and would have no idea that the Hulk is a thing.Lady E, it’s a rainy fall day, it’s cold, and I don’t have class. So, for the nostalgia of our undergrad days, I give you fic because I had time to write fic. Which is what we did on rainy cold fall days when we didn’t have class. Hope this improves your day.