space girlfriends
[Saturday, 18/04/23, 11:32am]
queervengers
this chat includes the avengers... and maria
speedster
> hi
c. barton
> oh no what's wrong
speedster
> why do u always assume something's wrong?
> couldn't i be bringing good news?
nat
> well are u?
speedster
> no
> i need help with my science project
wanda <3
> stop asking people for help pietro
> do your own fucking homework
c. barton
> that's not a fucking emergency pietro
> go ask ur friends or something
spiderboy
> i can help!
tin man
> oh god here he goes
> peter you're in high school
speedster
> ^^
spiderboy
> oh fuck this then
> sorry pietro :(
speedster
> its fine
> seriously
> is there ANYONE who can help me with this shit?
maria ;)
> no
banner
> no
james
> no
samuel
> no
speedster
> ugh i hate u all
nat
> love u too :)
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[Saturday, 15/04/23, 1:23pm]
queervengers
this chat includes 9 adults who aren't willing to help a college student with his homework, one high school student, the college student in question, and his twin sister
Thor
> Pietro.
speedster
> ?
Thor
> What's your homework about?
speedster
> idk
> something about speed?
wanda <3
> how ironic
Thor
> I know someone who might be able to help
> Or maybe her girlfriend would
> I don't really have her girlfriend's number
james
> who...
Thor added val to the group chat!
val
> thor
> what the fuck is this
> i told u to stop adding me in gcs
Thor
> Yes I know
> But Pietro needs help with his homework
val
> whos pietro
speedster
> me
val
> ok...
> what do u need help with
speedster
> science homework for college
val
> oh yeah i cant do science
> my gf can tho
val added carol to the group chat!
spiderboy
> omg it's the space girlfriends
tin man
> you know them???
spiderboy
> yuppp
val
> omg it's u
> hey kid
carol
> peter parker?
> omg hi!
spiderboy
> hi :)))
Rogers
> Hi Carol, and Valkyrie.
> Welcome :-)
nat
> what the fuck is that thing in the middle of the smiley face
Rogers
> It's a nose.
maria ;)
> well it looks hideous
> also hi to the new people :)
carol
> hi maria!
> and natasha!
nat
> omg hi
> long time no see
Thor
> We can't see each other...?
val
> thor
> u know what nvm
speedster
> um hellooo???
> BACK TO ME
> i need help with my science homework
carol
> oohhh i love science
> can i help?
speedster
> YESSS FINALLY TY CAROL
> i'll dm u the questions
carol
> sounds great
val
> babe i think u should teach science instead of protecting the galaxy
maria ;)
> dont they have idk... the guardians of the galaxy to do that?
val
> the who?
maria ;)
> guardians of the galaxy...
val
> doesnt ring a bell
> sorry
maria ;)
> nvm
> has anybody seen nat?
james
> she's in the kitchen
> why?
maria ;)
> no reason
spiderboy
> oh we know why u need her
tin man
> PETER BENJAMIN PARKER
spiderboy
> oh come on mr stark
> dont tell me u werent thinking the same
val
> wait
> theyre dating?
Rogers
> Yup.
val
> oh wow
> is everyone in here gay then?
spiderboy
> yup!
val
> i love it here already