queervengers

[Monday, 20/04/23, 2:13pm]

queervengers

this chat includes the avengers… + maria, valkyrie & carol

spiderboy

> wanky

maria ;)

> ?

speedster

> oh please, she HAS a family, she’s a MOTHERRRR

tin man

> what the actual fuck is going on

> who’s a mother???

spiderboy

> i’m not homophobic, in fact, i have two gay dads!

Thor

> You do?

tin man

> i’m not gay

nat

> yes you are

tin man

> excuse me? i’m bi, not gay, there’s a difference

wanda <3

> wait

> i wanted to type something

> but hold on

wanda <3 added america :) to the chat!

wanda <3

> there

america :)

> hi?

> what’s this

tin man

> can we stop adding random ppl in here

speedster

> shes literally part of the young avengers dont kick her out

america :)

> thx?

> i think

> still dk why im in here tho

wanda <3

> hold on

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private messages between wanda and america

wanda <3

> ok

> so

america :)

> oh hi wanda!

wanda <3

> hey!

> so peter, pietro and i are trying to quote glee in the gc to confuse the adults

> idk if youve seen that show tho

america :)

> ofc i have omg

> santana and i are practically the same person

> (lie bc im not as cool as her) but still close tho

wanda <3

> great!

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queervengers

this chat includes the avengers… + maria, valkyrie, carol & now: america chavez

america :)

> escucha! soy de lima heights adjacents y yo tengo orgullo! sabes lo que pasa en lima heights adjacents? COSAS!! MALAS!!

> was that good enough?

spiderboy

> 👏👏

c. barton

> someone tell me what the fuck is happening

> why did i open the chat to a kid screaming in spanish

banner

> no idea

val

> i just realized whats happening omg

speedster

> no u dont 

> dont lie

val

> wanna test me? ;)

spiderboy

> yes

val

> alright

> @carol i counted the number of times u smiled at me, and i’d die on days that u didnt

carol

> wow val, wow

> ok

> i’d choose u over everyone

val

> i’d choose u too

wanda <3

> well shit

> u passed

val

> knew it ;)

nat

> i have a confession

> i know what u guys r on

spiderboy

> MRS NATASHA TOO??

Rogers

> What on earth is happening here?

val

> just. u know

> stuff

james

> i think im too old for this bc idk what u guys r talking abt

nat

> yes.

> i cracked the code

samuel

> r u guys quoting a movie or some shit?

nat

> close

wanda <3

> what she said ^^^

spiderboy

> mrs natasha since u know

> give us an example 

nat

> oh alright

> i have razorblades hidden in my hair

> mhm, just tons all up in there

speedster

> omfg

nat

> yelena forced me to watch it like 3 years ago

> wait im gonna add her in here

nat added yelenaaa to the chat!

nat

> sestra, theyre talking abt ur fav show

wanda <3

> WAIT

> BEFORE U SAY ANYTHING

> WE’RE MAKING EVERYONE ELSE GUESS

yelenaaa

> ooh fun

> my turn now?

spiderboy

> yes!

yelenaaa

> okay…

> you did this to me you told coach sylvester about my summer surgery! you have a surgery when you get your appendix out, YOU GOT A BOOB JOB! yup sure did! you cant hit me! sure i can unless u got urself knocked up again slut! stop the violence 🧍hey hey hey whats happening what happened to us being a family? oh please she has a family shes a MOTHERRR! WALK AWAY AND TIGHTEN UP YOUR PONY BEFORE YOU GET TO CLASS!

samuel

> wow

> that was a huge roller coaster

yelenaaa

> 😁

tin man

> ok just tell us which movie this is from

> yall are annoying

> except peter

james

> he was the one who started this whole thing???

tin man

> and?

speedster

> my fav quote is actually

> no shes dead this is her son

> bc same

val

> ………..

spiderboy

> fine mr stark

> [image attached]

Thor

> Who is that?

america :) 

> my girlfriend

Thor

> Oh. That’s great, America!

carol

> LMAO STOP LYING

> that’s santana lopez from glee

maria ;)

> glee??

nat

> yes babe

> glee

> i need to force u to watch it sometime

Rogers

> What’s the movie about?

val

> its not a movie actually

> its a show

yelenaaa

> ^^^

> u uncultured old ppl

> it has 6 seasons

> also quinn fabray is a lesbian if u disagree pls die

Rogers

> That’s so long.

spiderboy

> it’s a teen drama

> and i agree, faberry rights!

america :) 

> its also a sitcom tho i think

> and also brittana's the best ship on the show i dont make the rules

wanda <3

> its a sitcom??

america :) 

> yup

james

> whats so special abt the show anyway

> it doesnt look interesting

samuel

> bucky. dont lie.

> it does look interesting

> that entire paragraph yelena typed out got me interested

banner

> i think ive heard of it before

> is it a musical show?

nat

> exactly, banner

c. barton

> not interested

yelenaaa

> BOOOOO

speedster

> [imaged attached]

america :) 

> BRITTANA

> MY MOTHERS

maria ;)

> omg theres lesbians in it? sign me tf up

spiderboy

> [image attached]

c. barton

> will u stop sending that olivia wilde gif???

spiderboy

> no <3

> its my whole personality now

james

> ur annoying

tin man

> what did u say?

samuel

> B, RUN

james

>  big man in a suit of armor, take that off what are u?

tin man

> genius billionare playboy philanthropist

nat

> ive def heard this before somewhere

wanda <3

> anywaysssss

spiderboy

> everyone go watch glee

> bc the g in glee stands for gay

> theres alot of gay ppl in it

speedster

> ^^

nat

> can confirm maria’s watching it rn

> shes on ep2

> and refusing to check the gc

yelenaaa

> ohmygod

> can i come over and rewatch it?

america :) 

> same

val

> where even r u???

america :) 

> all the way across town but i can just portal myself over so its fine

> just gimme 5 secs and ill be at the avengers tower

carol

> valk

> lets rewatch glee

val

> say no more!

> opening disney plus rn as we speak

wanda <3

> glee watch party!

spiderboy

> GLEE WATCH PARTY!!!!!!!!!!