this conversation is pointless
[Tuesday, 14/04/23, 1:21am]
queervengers
this chat includes 11 very gay superheroes
james
> sup idiots
nat
> james buchanan barnes.
> go the fuck to sleep
james
> no
tin man
> and why not?
james
> cause i wanna annoy all of you
c. barton
> kys
james
> no
Rogers
> What's going on here?
james
> oh hi old man
Rogers
> I'm going to pretend like you didn't just call me that.
nat
> giggling
Rogers
> Natasha!
nat
> what did i do???
wanda <3
> can you all please be quiet??
> i need my beauty sleep
nat
> you're already beautiful wanda
wanda <3
> thanks nat <3
tin man
> romanoff im about to call ur girlfriend
nat
> don't u fucking dare i WILL hit u
c. barton
> can confirm
> she hits ppl rlly hard
samuel
> ^^
nat
> thank u barton
> also i have a date w maria later dont ruin this for me
Thor
> Good luck, Lady Natasha!
nat
> ty thor
> i appreciate it
> but never call me 'lady natasha' again
> it feels weird
Thor
> My apologies, Natasha
james
> i wanna annoy the kid
banner
> which kid?
james
> there are 11 ppl in this chat and only 1 isnt online
Rogers
> Who?
> Pietro?
wanda <3
> nah pietro's on his phone now
james
> it's peter dumbass
Rogers
> Language.
samuel
> dont bully my bf bitch
tin man
> JAMES BUCHANAN BARNES
> DO NOT ANNOYING PETER INTO WAKING UP
> HE HAS SCHOOL TMR
banner
> jeez tony
> stop screaming
speedster
> BITCH
> WANDA AND I ALSO HAVE SCHOOL TMR
> IT'S COLLEGE
wanda <3
> ^^
> literally
> shut the fuck up
samuel
> SHE CURSES
wanda <3
> i will curse you
> literally
> if you don't shut up
spiderboy
> woah wanda calm down
> remember ur an ACTUAL witch
tin man
> GO BACK TO SLEEP PETER
spiderboy
> i'm sorry mr stark
> i'm wide awake now
nat
> will all of u just shut up
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[Tuesday, 14/04/23, 6:23am]
wanda <3 updated their private story: mentally unstable corner
[Description: A mirror selfie of a very tired Wanda brushing her teeth.]
Captioned: a group of shenanigans kept me up all night and now i have to go to college looking like this
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[Tuesday, 14/04/23, 1:35pm]
queervengers
this chat includes 11 really tired gay people
nat
> can i add maria in here
tin man
> no
> she's not even an avenger
nat
> гребаная сука
james
> what does that mean
c. barton
> hahahahaha
> it says 'fucking bitch'
samuel
> u speak russian?
c. barton
> no
> nat just taught me the basics
> aka curse words
spiderboy
> you guys do know that it's 'cuss' and not 'curse' right?
james
> same thing
nat
> idc
> im adding my gf
tin man
> nO
nat added maria ;) to the group chat!
nat
> too late
maria ;)
> hi?
> what's this?
nat
> hi masha :)
maria ;)
> hi tasha ;)
tin man
> get a room
nat
> we're already in a room, stark
tin man
> barf
maria ;)
> stop being a lesbophobe tony
Rogers
> Welcome to the chat, Maria.
maria ;)
> thank u old man
Rogers
> Am I really that old?
c. barton
> youre fucking 100 years old cap
spiderboy
> i hate to say it
> but i agree with mr barton
Thor
> Does that make me old then?
samuel
> yes
> also bucky
james
> i hate you
samuel
> we're dating
james
> not anymore
banner
> guys stop
> where are the twins?
c. barton
> college
> also
> where are blackhill?
tin man
> wtf is blackhill
spiderboy
> mrs black widow and mrs maria hill?
samuel
> u would know all about ship names
spiderboy
> yup
james
> they're doing things i bet
> hehe
samuel
> youre so childish
> remind me why im dating u again?
james
> first u called me old
> now u say im childish
> pick a side wilson
banner
> what type of things?
tin man
> nobody answer
nat
> u fucking dirty minded pigs
> we're on a date
c. barton
> at 2pm???
maria ;)
> it's a lunch date
james
> yall are so unromantic
nat
> no one asked u old man
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[Tuesday, 14/04/23, 2:13pm]
nat updated their private story: i act like i know everything
[Description: A picture of Maria in front of the camera, cheesing at it as she's leaning in.]
Captioned: lunch date :) <3