queervengers

tin man created a new group chat! 

tin man added nat, Rogers and 8 others to the group chat! 

tin man renamed the groupchat to queervengers! 

queervengers

tin man 

> hello losers and peter 

nat 

> stark what the fuck is this. 

Rogers 

> Language, Romanoff. 

tin man 

> calm down capsicle 

> and triple impostor 

> it’s a gc 

> bc we clearly need one 

wanda <3 

> okay but whyyyy is the gc named “queervengers”? 

tin man 

> most of us are queer, yes? 

> or all of us 

> idk I cant keep track 

> if u are queer, speak up. 

nat 

> me 

> im a lesbian 

> dating maria

> hill

Thor 

> As am I  

> Not a lesbian of course, but I am pansexual, or so Loki taught me about it. 

wanda <3 

> hey! im also pan! :)

Thor 

> That is great witch, I am glad that I’m not alone on this :D 

samuel 

> oh so we’re all just coming out now? 

> alright im gay and dating bucky 

james 

> SAM MOTHERFUCKING WILSON HOW DARE YOU 

samuel 

> sorry 

james 

> cat’s outta the bag. 

> im bi. 

tin man

> great!

> anybody else wanna come out?

banner

> i'm gay

> and asexual

>.... for obvious reasons

speedster

> im gay.

> and single.

c. barton

> im bi

> and ive never told any of u guys this but

> im trans

spiderboy

> oh hey!

> and same mr. barton, im both bi and trans :D

c. barton

> oh that's great kid!

tin man

> omg peter im so proud of u

spiderboy

> thank u mr. stark! :D

samuel

> and YOURE not proud of the rest of us who came out on here??

tin man

> yeah yeah whatever u guys too

> wait so

> capsicle is the only straight one on this chat then?

nat

> no

> he's bi

> i think

> he told me once

tin man

> oh what a surprise

james

> wait u havent answered us

> whats the reason for this group?

tin man

> i did u dickhead

> it's for us to talk

Thor

> Well I for one think that that's a great idea :D

tin man

> thank you point break

> now

> tomorrow's movie night and it's peter's turn to pick

> what would u like to watch kid?

spiderboy

> OOH

> can we do a harry potter movie marathon?

tin man

> nope

> absolutely not.

> it's too long.

nat

> no no i agree with peter lets do it

> i feel like watching some wizards fight a noseless bald-headed demon

> and more importantly

> to stare at narcissa malfoy

tin man

> stop being a fucking simp will u

samuel

> woah tony, there's a whole kid in here

> stop swearing

spiderboy

> i'm eighteen for fuck's sake!

tin man

> and you're still a child

> stop swearing.

Rogers

> Hypocrite much, Stark?

tin man

> oh look whos alive

> ALRIGHT FINE

> we can do harry potter tomorrow

spiderboy

> HELL YEAH

tin man

> nat, just know that i'll definitely text ur gf that ur simping over narcissa

nat

> oh dont worry she simps over her too ;)