
Characters
Miles Morales/Gwen Stacy | Spider-Gwen, Hobie Brown/Pavitr Prabhakar, Hobie Brown & Margo Kess & Miles Morales & Pavitr Prabhakar & Gwen Stacy | Spider-Gwen, Hobie Brown & Pavitr Prabhakar, Margo Kess & Gwen Stacy | Spider-Gwen, Spider Noir/Webslinger, Hobart "I Hate The Am, I Hate The PM" Brown, Miles "Nuh Uh" Morales (1610), Miles "Lack-of-Father Syndrome" Morales (42), Gwen "IKYFL" Stacy, Pavitr "ATM Machine" Prabhakar, Spider "I Don't See Color" Noir, Peter "My Sixpack is Protected by a Layer of Fat" B. Parker, Mayday "<3" Parker, Margo "L + Ratio + Projecting" Kess, Miguel "Mansplain, Maladapt, Mistreat" O'Hara, The "MY FUCKING TAXES" Spot, Peni "Konichiwassup" Parker, Rio "Kills You In Spanish" Morales, Jefferson "That's His Jacket, EMO" Davis, Mary Jane "My Hobo, My Property" Parker, Peter "And I Said No. Y'know, Like A Liar" Porker, i love tagging characters like this, sorry if i gave you an aneurysm but my brain likes to go brr yknow
Tags
Chatting & Messaging
Teens being teens
spamming
Anarchism
Crimes
peni infected noir with founditus fatheritis
and he is now fathering the fruity four + kess as well as peni herself
noir actually adopted peni fym
Chaotic Evil Hobie
BAMF Margo Kess
you can read hobie + pav as romantic or platonic
Margo and Gwen Friendship
they besties frr
Chaotic Energy in General
just a bit of banter
Definitely not canon compliant
domestic spooders
oh look miguel is here
Mayday is a Ray of Sunshine
mj cameo
she came to fight miguel in a denny's parking lot
written during and post-canon
but i also dont believe in consistency so the timeline varies
The Spot Is So Done
he's tryna be the villain of the week
but dey out here chattin and bussin it down to swae lee
Fighting Cops
Repossession
because its not stealing if its stolen in the first place
and miguel being an old man
margo beefin with everyone
slay queen slayy
Summary
Spider Noir: get applesauced i know how technology works nowmilesmorales: what the f—aka local spider dad creates gc to keep tabs on his children. get applesauced.
Note
ive been repeating the title repeatedly, it would not leave my mind. id call it stimming but im not neurodivergent neither do i have the papers to prove it so calling it stimming would probably be disrespectful to the real neurodivergent babeswhat can i say, brain rot is real
Chapters
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guess who actually made the gc in the first place
April 30, 2025 at 05:14 AM -
shin dingle dangle welly the third
April 30, 2025 at 05:14 AM -
so they killed someone... a lot of someones
April 30, 2025 at 05:14 AM -
ao3 is down and i am going to kill someone (bless us, its finally back on again)
April 30, 2025 at 05:14 AM