shin dingle dangle welly the third
3:07 P.M., Monday
'adoption center'
milesmorales: i am now a child of light
gwandaa: what makes you assume this statement
milesmorales: it is not an assumption, but a state of fact, for i have been chosen to be the sleeping chamber of a higher power
margobabes<3: MILES MORALES YOU OVERCOOKED BROCOLLI LOOKIN ASS BITCH GIVE ME BACK SHIN DINGLE DANGLE WELLY THE THIRD
margobabes<3: BOY I WILL CRACK YOUR ASS OPEN LIKE WALNUT AND SHOVE A BAGEL UP YOUR BACKDOOR YOU BITCH ASS COME TRY ME I WILL NOT BE TESTED
pavprabhakar: who is shin dingle dangle welly the third
pavprabhakar: that sounds like a british king's name
hobiebrwn: its been hours since the last fight and a new ones cookin up already
gwandaa: the ms. parker effect
milesmorales: hes sleepin on my lap i cannot move
milesmorales: nor will i return him to you
margobabes<3: right well you better hope all you windows locked and your mami and papi be sleepin somewhere safe because boy im comin for those jordans
milesmorales: NOT MY JORDANS
margobabes<3: YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
gwandaa: @milesmorales i literally told you a long long time ago that snatching margo's cat is a bad idea
gwandaa: dwell upon the consequences of your actions
hobiebrwn: you name your cat shin dingle dangle welly the third
margobabes<3: i was three dont come for me
pavprabhakar: awww @margobabes<3 you have a cat?!?!?
pavprabhakar: can i come pet it?
margobabes<3: yeah you can come pet it once ive rescued it from miles dusty crusty fingers
pavprabhakar: hooray!
milesmorales: its not my fault it came up to me
milesmorales: it was literally begging me to take it home
margobabes<3: just like yo ass beggin to be put in its place
pavprabhakar: oh, congratulations on your ungrounding miles :DDDD
milesmorales: @pavprabhakar thank you @margobabes<3 come catch me first hahaha
margobabes<3: well bitch here i come
gwandaa: oop
gwandaa: you now done for miles
milesmorales: please, she cant be any scarier than my mom
milemorales: its not like shes gonna follow through on it anyway
milesmorales: right guys
pavprabhakar: um
hobiebrwn: mate you are so blissfully ignorant its pitiful
gwandaa: we've known her for longer than you miles
gwandaa: and trust me when i say she WILL follow through on it
milesmorales: well consider me fucked
milesmorales: OH SHIT SHE ACTULAY FLEW THROWYGH MY WINDOW HEKO WAHT DO IDO
gwandaa: turn yourself in
milesmorales: IM NOT DOIG THAT
pavprabhakar: maybe hide in a place she would not dare to go
gwandaa: pav dont encourage him
hobiebrwn: no pav keep going
gwandaa: really hobie
milesmorales: rihkat godb ibfea what k8nd ofplace whould she not want to eb in
pavprabhakar: i dunno
pavprabhakar: miguel's room?
milesmorales: i woulad not liela to ho there either whayb outher places wlse wouwl she notlike
pavprabhakar: i dont know why dont you ask her
milesmorales: haha ve9r funny
gwandaa: @pavprabhakar how are you deciphering his texts
gwandaa: theyre typed like hes running while texting, which he actually is doing
pavprabhakar: context
gwandaa: sure
milesmorales: i gotta pit shin dingale dangel weluw the theid somehwoer safe wirst
milesmorales: is it fine if o laeve him on the rofpf
hobiebrwn: are you seriously carrying the cat while you're running?
milesmorales: all while beinag in mu jaordans yes
pavprabhakar: the level of dedication is wild
pavprabhakar: also dont leave him on the roof that is neglectful
gwandaa: is she still after you
milesmorales: 👍
gwandaa: you know shes not stopping until shes got you right
milesmorales: 👍
hobiebrwn: bro no longer has time, energy, nor the will to type full sentences
pavprabhakar: praying that you make it out alive 🙏
milesmorales: pls pray for my jordans 2
pavprabhakar: ok
gwandaa: not you just going along with it
hobiebrwn: did you stash the cat somewhere safe yet
milesmorales: nope he still wid me
gwandaa: whats the plan here miles
milesmorales: get as far away dorm marho asbpaossibel and thwn jide in a safe plafe somehwere once i reache requeiw distcnce
gwandaa: what
pavprabhakar: get as far away from margo as possible and then hide in a safe place somewhere once i reach the required distance
gwandaa: your gibberish translation skills are a godsend pav
gwandaa: as to be expected from someone who can understand hobie
hobiebrwn: oi whats that supposed to mean
gwandaa: :P
pavprabhakar: how far away is margo from you exactly?
milesmorales: close
pavprabhakar: damn
pavprabhakar: looks like your jordans are not gonna make it
milesmorales: dont manifest it pab!
gwandaa: you shouldve left the cat on your bed when you made a run for it she wouldn't have come for you after
margobabes<3: nah i actually will
hobiebrwn: hey margo hows it going
margobabes<3: little shit is parkouring through the city
margobabes<3: i fear for the safety of shin dingle dangle welly the third
gwandaa: how come your texts are more clearer than miles
margobabes<3: im using my avatar to chase after him thats why
milesmorales: literaly unfaie oyw means she woundtire out
margobabes<3: you should've thought of this before you went and ABDUCTED MY CAT
milesmorales: i did not abduct your cat, your cat came to me
gwandaa: oh his texts are clearer now
margobabes<3: damn i lost him
milesmorales: *evil laugh* you will never find me
margobabes<3: oop got your location, you're hiding in a 24/7 taco bell drive thru correct?
margobabes<3: see you there
milesmorales: SHIT
pavprabhakar: bro literally forgot that shes more technologically advanced than the rest of us
hobiebrwn: hey im plenty technologically advanced myself
hobiebrwn: i know how to hack stuff
pavprabhakar: cute but you know what i meant
gwandaa: shouldn’t have messaged us huh miles
milesmorales: im bacm to runaing wont be chating ubgil im sade
pavprabhakar: when its margo you're never safe
hobiebrwn: gl miles
margobabes<3: who wants to guess with me where he's going next
gwandaa: his house
pavprabhakar: his house
hobiebrwn: blud's definitely gonna run back to his set up to throw you off the scent
margobabes<3: you guys are so smart
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Miles unfortunately got caught and got the beating of his life. When his parents came in to check on the noise, the avatar and the cat were gone.
No jordans or Shin Dingle Dangle Welly the Thirds were harmed in the process.
Just one Afro-Latino.
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10:04 P.M., Monday
'adoption center'
Spider Noir: i cant with you guys sometimes
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9:00 A.M., Tuesday
'adoption center'
margobabes<3: @gwandaa @pavprabhakar @hobiebrwn @Spider Noir @penini @milesmorales council meeting
margobabes<3: topic: roundabout sleepover
margobabes<3: subtopic: how's your ass holdin up miles
milesmorales: it takes a great effort to lift my fingers
milesmorales: i still do not think i deserved the abuse
margobabes<3: boo you sad little pile of body ache
milesmorales: im sorry do you know how hard it was to cover up to my parents what happened last night
pavprabhakar: what did you tell them?
milesmorales: a burglar came for my jordans
milesmorales: which isnt that far off from the truth
milesmorales: dad has highered up the security in my house as a result
milesmorales: but nothing i cant get pass through
margobabes<3: shouldn’t have stolen my cat huh miles
milesmorales: for the last time i did NOT steal it, it CAME UP TO ME and FOLLOWED ME TO MY DIMENSION, i DID NOT STEAL IT
margobabes<3: why didnt you return it to me immediately
milesmorales: because cat. and i want to pet.
margobabes<3: you literally could've just asked. its not like i wouldve withheld him from you
margobabes<3: shin dingle dangle welly the third decides if you can pet him or not
pavprabhakar: speaking of which im still waiting to pet him
milesmorales: huh
milesmorales: i actually kinda feel stupid now
milesmorales: did you really have to beat my ass into oblivion though
margobabes<3: its a mother's instinct
margobabes<3: besides, its nothing your spidey healing cant handle
milesmorales: :l
margobabes<3: anyways i have come up with the order in which we're gonna take turns sleeping over in who's house/palace
margobabes<3: but im open to suggestions and criticism
milesmorales: may i suggest you ease up on the punches next time
margobabes<3: we will keep a pin on that
margobabes<3: so here's the order you may now review it
margobabes<3: 1. pav's house, 2. gwen's house, 3. mine, 4. mile's house, 5. peni's house, 6. buckingham palace
pavprabhakar: why's my house first?
margobabes<3: i have LITERALLY never been to your world before, i want to see it!
margobabes<3: im already excited just thinking about it
pavprabhakar: yeah well sorry to burst your bubble but here's a problem
pavprabhakar: my house is full
margobabes<3: full
hobiebrwn: we're not done returning some of the stuff we repossessed from the british museum in mumbattan
margobabes<3: oh you guys raided the place already?
margobabes<3: damn i was going to include that in the list of activities we could do in pav's dimension :((((
gwandaa: how is your auntie okay with all the stuff you stole
hobiebrwn: *repossessed
gwandaa: sure
pavprabhakar: oh its fine shes out of town, she wont be back in a couple days or so
margobabes<3: wait a minute ive got a brilliant idea
margobabes<3: how early does a sleepover have to be?
penini: what do you mean?
gwandaa: hi peni
penini: hello!
margobabes<3: i mean, instead of robbing the british museum, we can help return the stuff by clocking in a couple hours early so that by the time we're done we can have space for a sleepover!
penini: oh thats smart!
margobabes<3: of course this all depends on how long it will take and how many artifacts are there to return
hobiebrwn: it took us two days to return half of what we/repossessed/
gwandaa: i know okay
margobabes<3: damn, how many artifacts are left? if we do the math and divide that among us
milesmorales: hehe among us
gwandaa: what are you twelve
milesmorales: gee excuse me for pointing it out
margobabes<3: dont mind him girly hes just pissy his back aching
milesmorales: not just my back by the way
milesmorales: the spidey healings having a hard time keeping up
pavprabhakar: and this is why i would never want to deal with margo
penini: we dont need to do the math, we can just have someone do it for us
penini: but you guys are not gonna like the answer
Spider Noir: no you may not kidnap the spot to have him use his holes to put the artifacts back where they belong
penini: damn well i tried
margobabes<3: NO BECAUSE THAT IS SMART THOUGH WE SHOULD DO THAT
Spider Noir: no you should not
milesmorales: how
margobabes<3: good question
margobabes<3: but i honestly do not know
Spider Noir: i remind you: bad idea
hobiebrwn: @penini you're the brightest little spud ive ever seen
hobiebrwn: and i may well have an answer to our problem
gwandaa: trust hobie to have back up plans for the back up plans of the back plans of kidnapping
milesmorales: i had an aneurysm reading that
Spider Noir: helloooo kidnapping a guy who can unravel the entire multiverse itself just to go reverse shoplifting is a terrible terrible plan
penini: im listening
penini: what should we do?
hobiebrwn: so i figured that like, all humans, no matter how genetically enhanced, is capable of doing things as long as their nerves, immune system, the likes, are working
hobiebrwn: shock them though and they go limp for a while, rendered completely immobile
hobiebrwn: the same must go with spot right
pavprabhakar: i like where this is going
Spider Noir: is anybody even listening to me
hobiebrwn: even though the bloke's like, supercharged with multiverse juice and stuff
hobiebrwn: it'll take some time to test, and there are some other variables we're probably gonna put into consideration, but
penini: are you saying what i think you're saying
hobiebrwn: yup
hobiebrwn: huge interdimensional supercharged taser
penini: i was gonna say sonic pulse shocker but that works too
margobabes<3: oh my GOSH I LOVE THIS IDEAAAAA
Spider Noir: i, however, do not
Spider Noir: how many times do i have to tell you that this is a bad idea
gwandaa: oh come on, dont be such a miguel, noir, it'll be fine
Spider Noir: no its not, you're missing the point
margobabes<3: saying its bad idea means you have zero faith in peni's work mr. noir
Spider Noir: dont try and guilt trap me into this, there are literally so many things that could go wrong here!
milesmorales: yeah
milesmorales: like what
gwandaa: omg miles dont encourage him
Spider Noir: like dying before you could even get close to him to tase him!
hobiebrwn: oh cool, hes using my term
Spider Noir: i have faith in peni, but how are you going to subdue him before you shock him? hes annoying, he has holes, and he moves a lot
gwandaa: great going miles
milesmorales: okay, this ones on me
milesmorales: my bad
Spider Noir: oh, and he can travel through the multiverse and undo each and everyone of our dimension
Spider Noir: canon events are a mercy compared to that
pavprabhakar: wow, i never expected you to be so concerned about us mr. noir
pavprabhakar: we're still gonna do it though
hobiebrwn: YEAH, LETS GO PAV!!1!1!
milesmorales: this is the most emotional ive seen him in text
Spider Noir: did you seriously not read any of the messages i just sent?!
penini: look pops, we really appreciate the concern and we've taken your opinion into consideration
margobabes<3: we did?
penini: but i think it would be good to experiment and actually do something about the spot
penini: instead of just leaving him to miguel, and he’s not so stable himself, not enough to deal with a important villain like spot, in my opinion
milesmorales: he body slammed me to the ground you know
penini: its not like we're gonna defeat him once and for all
penini: that'll be interfering with miles personal journey and stuff
milesmorales: wait what
penini: we just want him to return india's stolen artifacts
Spider Noir: i know but still
Spider Noir: @peterbestparker you forced your way in here, come deal with the consequences and tell them they shouldn't go after the spot
peterbestparker: im in the middle of dealing with a mayday storm right now, so all i have to say is: be gay, do crime
peterbestparker: peace
Spider Noir: PETER
Spider Noir: dammit
margobabes<3: look old man, that's what we include you in this council meeting for
margobabes<3: we're not diving in w/o adult supervision
milesmorales: yeah, youll be there to chaperone us and help catch the spot
gwandaa: agreed
Spider Noir: nooo its not a good idea, you six are NOT going to capture the spot—
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They will capture The Spot.
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margobabes<3: thanks for agreeing to this edgy black and white
milesmorales: EDGY BLACK AND WHITE LMFAOOOOO
milesmorales changed 'Spider Noir's' nickname to 'edgy black and white'
edgy black and white: hilarious
edgy black and white: i still cant believe you convinced me to this
margobabes<3: we love you too
margobabes<3: with that settled, are there any other views and opinions on the order of the sleepovers?
milesmorales: can i switch mine with peni's? cus thats my parents wedding anniversary and they're going to want me to be there
gwandaa: oh, so you cant come over to the sleepover at peni's?
pavprabhakar: you can feel the longing in that text message
gwandaa: shut up pav
hobiebrwn: oi you dont just tell him to shut up like that
pavprabhakar: yeah >:(
gwandaa: 🙄
milesmorales: well i mean, a party is a party, but i may be able to come over for the sleeping part
milesmorales: i might miss most of the activities though
peni: are you sure that's alright with you?
milesmorales: yepyep wouldn't wanna get grounded a second time lolol
margobabes<3: aight if you're all so sure then
margobabes<3: its done and done
margobabes<3: final order is 1. pav's house, 2. gwen's house, 3. mine, 4. peni's house, 5. miles' house, and 6. buckingham palace as the final grand event of our roundabout sleepover
margobabes<3: hows that
hobiebrwn: no complaints here
pavprabhakar: all good with me!
milesmorales: its cool
gwandaa: thats great
penini: i agree with the order :) 👍
edgy black and white: its fine
margobabes<3: then its settled
margobabes<3: next topic: parental permission
gwandaa: @milesmorales
hobiebrwn: @milesmorales
pavprabhakar: @milesmorales
milesmorales: stop @-ing me please and thank you
milesmorales: yeah yeah im working on it
milesmorales: they're still on edge after the whole 'burglar after my jordans' thing
milesmorales: no thanks to you margo
margobabes<3: :P
milesmorales: but if im relatively safe for a few days, i think i should be able to get their permission
gwandaa: you're grounding yourself?
milesmorales: im grounding myself
penini: character development
milesmorales: haha yeah
milesmorales: spiderman's not grounded though
milesmorales: ill just keep the damage to a minimum
hobiebrwn: good luck with that
hobiebrwn: youll need pav level luck to 'keep the damage to a minimum'
milesmorales: eh, i can manage
pavprabhakar: pav level luck?
gwandaa: literally nothing bad ever happens to you as spiderman
gwandaa: fall off a building? land on a bouncy soft matress. coffee spilled on your shirt? it makes beautiful patterns, everybody thinks you tie dyed it
gwandaa: you're the luckiest spider alive
pavprabhakar: nah, not really, im just prayerful
milesmorales: do you think if i prayed enough i can get the go signal
pavprabhakar: you should
margobabes<3: alright so venue order, parental mission, anybody wanna suggest activities?
penini: whats your list?
margobabes<3: okay so in order of dimensions:
1. Pav's place
● raiding the british museum
● returning artifacts
● getting chai
● cooking curry
● webslinging around the place for sightseeing
● other suggestions:
2. gwen's place
● smash a house thats being renovated
● go to a concert
● jenga
● fight some bad guys idk
● make music
● other suggestions:
3. my place:
● avoid my mom and dad
● gamesss
● websling race
●skateboarding!!! + roller rink, your pick
● walk in the park, scare the children, feed the pigeons
4. peni's place:
● robots
● ice skatinggg
● make mochi
● use a subway train just for the fun of it
● cheat a vending machine
● other suggestions:
5. mile's place
● grafitti art
●picnic on the rooftop
● visit his school
● meet his roommate
● other suggestions:
6. buckingham palace aka hobie's dimension
● infiltrate the palace (duh)
● bamboozle the guards
● steal some of the queens stuff
● idk hijack the government or something
● go inside big ben
● english breakfast on a boat with the queen's money lmaoooo
● other suggestions:
pavprabhakar: wow you have it all planned out
margobabes<3: when i said i was going to plan, i said /i was going to plan/
gwandaa: margo if you keep smashing houses in the middle of renovation everytime you come to my dimension, my new york will run out of renovated houses
margobabes<3: aww buy thats the best part of your dimension :(((
milesmorales: you guys go to each other dimensions?
margobabes<3: us girls gotta hang out too miles
penini: what about me :(
gwandaa: we're sorry peni we'll be sure to bring you along next time
penini: hooray!
pavprabhakar: i love you for calling it chai and not chai tea 🥺
margobabes<3: aw pav love you too <3
hobiebrwn: hijacking the government is such an over the top thing to do for a sleepover
hobiebrwn: lets do it
hobiebrwn: i can show you guys the ropes
penini: hooray! political interference!
edgy black and white: you little buggers sure love having a vendetta against the government
edgy black and white: thats how i know you were raised well
pavprabhakar: i forgot miles changed noir's nickname and got jumpscared 💀
pavprabhakar: like whos edgy black and white
edgy black and white: dammit miles
'edgy black and white' reverted their nickname
milesmorales: noooo dont change it back :(((((
Spider Noir: miles please
Spider Noir: i cannot live with a nickname like that
milesmorales: but its a nice nickname :(
Spider Noir: no its not
milesmorales: pleasseee spider noir is so boringg
Spider Noir: if you can give me a nick name better than that i might keep it
milesmorales: :O
gwandaa: you may have bitten more than you could chew
Spider Noir: anything to make the kid happy really
milesmorales changed 'Spider Noir's' nickname to applesauce
milesmorales: :D
applesauce: you just nicknamed me a curse word from my time period
milesmorales: look man its either that or edgy black and white
milemorales: take your pick
applesauce:
applesauce: im keeping it
milesmorales: hooray!
peterbestparker: hey wheres my cool nickname :(
applesauce: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY APPEARING /AFTER/ I HAD TO DEAL WITH THEIR DECISION MAKING
applesauce: LOG OFF
peterbestparker: noooo noir im sorryyyy i have a real kid too you know :((((
pavprabhakar: you guys might wanna take this to the dms, i can sense the tension here under my blankets
applesauce: im taking him to the dms alright
peterbestparker: oh boy
milesmorales changed 'peterbestparker's' nickname to 'call forth the rats'
penini: here's a suggestion: we should call or text random numbers
penini: its a favorite pasttime of mine in my dimension
penini: some results are horrifying, some results are funny
penini: but thats the fun of it
margobabes<3: ooh yes we can do that too
margobabes<3:
1. Pav's place
● raiding the british museum
● returning artifacts
● getting chai
● cooking curry
● webslinging around the place for sightseeing
● other suggestions:
2. gwen's place
● smash a house thats being renovated
● go to a concert
● jenga
● fight some bad guys idk
● make music
● other suggestions:
3. my place:
● avoid my mom and dad
● gamesss
● websling race
● skateboarding!!! + roller rink, your pick
● walk in the park, scare the children, feed the pigeons
4. peni's place:
● robots
● ice skatinggg
● make mochi
● use a subway train just for the fun of it
● cheat a vending machine
● call/text random numbers
● other suggestions:
5. mile's place
● graffiti art
● picnic on the rooftop
● visit his school
● meet his roommate
● other suggestions:
6. the buckingham palace aka hobie's dimension
● infiltrate the palace (duh)
● bamboozle the guards
● steal some of the queens stuff
● idk hijack the government or something
● go inside big ben
● english breakfast on a boat with the queen's money lmaoooo
● other suggestions:
margobabes<3: what else?
milesmorales: cancel out meet my roommate
milesmorales: you guys would probably freak him out
gwandaa: only if we came in our costumes
gwandaa: which we're obviously not gonna do
pavprabhakar: we can literally pass off as normal students
penini: and there's no talking pig, like last time
milesmorales: fine
milesmorales: ill tell him to tidy the dorm in advance
hobiebrwn: whens this roundabout sleepover gonna take place anyway
margobabes<3: idk @penini how long will it take to make a huge taser
penini: the only hard part is getting the spot's vitals
penini: calculating that into the taser and actually building it is easy, and would only take three days, two and half if we speed run it and dont sleep at all
milesmorales: you can not worry about getting the spot's vitals
milesmorales: there are some holes that he left on the atm at a convenient store round my place
milesmorales: the holes are literally just a part of him right? you can probably take some from there
penini: hey good thinking!
gwandaa: nice going miles
milesmorales: thanks
pavprabhakar: you guys are so adorable
gwandaa: no we're not
milemorales: no we're not
pavprabhakar: sure sure
margobabes<3: so the sleepover's gonna take place next week, if peni wants to start now?
penini: yep, fine by me!
hobiebrwn: right then, cause there's this concert coming up that i want to catch, and i can get you guys tickets there since its also conveniently next week
pavprabhakar: is it fuck u pay us?
hobiebrwn: yeah it is
pavprabhakar: sick! lets do that
hobiebrwn: you would love em margie i promise
margobabes<3: great! im adding it to the list
margobabes<3:
1. Pav's place
● raiding the british museum
● returning artifacts
● getting chai
● cooking curry
● webslinging around the place for sightseeing
● other suggestions:
2. gwen's place
● smash a house thats being renovated
● go to a concert
● jenga
● fight some bad guys idk
● make music
● other suggestions:
3. my place:
● avoid my mom and dad
● gamesss
● websling race
● skateboarding!!! + roller rink, your pick
● walk in the park, scare the children, feed the pigeons
4. peni's place:
● robots
● ice skatinggg
● make mochi
● use a subway train just for the fun of it
● cheat a vending machine
● call/text random numbers
● other suggestions:
5. mile's place
● graffiti art
● picnic on the rooftop
● visit his school
● meet his roommate
● other suggestions:
6. the buckingham palace aka hobie's dimension
● infiltrate the palace (duh)
● bamboozle the guards
● steal some of the queens stuff
● idk hijack the government or something
● go inside big ben
● english breakfast on a boat with the queen's money lmaoooo
● CONCERTTTT
● other suggestions:
margobabes<3: what else?
margobabes<3: oh by the way everyone should pick a movie to watch in their dimension
margobabes<3: saves us from fighting over the remote control
milesmorales: got it 👍
gwandaa: we should stargaze in mine
gwandaa: they just finished the grand opening for a new skyscraper and the view above and below is mindblowing
gwandaa: you guys would love it
pavprabhakar: @milesmorales take notes
milesmorales: buddy do you ever take a rest
pavprabhakar: you can ask me that once you've stopped being in denial
milesmorales: bro 😑
pavprabhakar: what 🤨
milesmorales: nvm
margobabes<3: ooh yes! got that
margobabes<3:
1. Pav's place
● raiding the british museum
● returning artifacts
● getting chai
● cooking curry
● webslinging around the place for sightseeing
● other suggestions:
2. gwen's place
● smash a house thats being renovated
● go to a concert
● jenga
● fight some bad guys idk
● make music
● stargaze at new skyscraper
● other suggestions:
3. my place:
● avoid my mom and dad
● gamesss
● websling race
● skateboarding!!! + roller rink, your pick
● walk in the park, scare the children, feed the pigeons
4. peni's place:
● robots
● ice skatinggg
● make mochi
● use a subway train just for the fun of it
● cheat a vending machine
● call/text random numbers
● other suggestions:
5. mile's place
● graffiti art
● picnic on the rooftop
● visit his school
● meet his roommate
● other suggestions:
6.the buckingham palace aka hobie's dimension
● infiltrate the palace (duh)
● bamboozle the guards
● steal some of the queens stuff
● idk hijack the government or something
● go inside big ben
● english breakfast on a boat with the queen's money lmaoooo
● CONCERTTTT
● other suggestions:
margobabes<3: is that it?
margobabes<3: miles you not gonna suggest anything?
milesmorales: i mean there's that parkour place near a pizza joint i frequent if you guys are interested?
gwandaa: sure, we're down with that
hobiebrwn: you guys are so in love its sickening
milesmorales: bro not you too
gwandaa: will you guys drop it
pavprabhakar: dropped my phone on my face
pavprabhakar: hurts
gwandaa: i did not mean your phone 😂
pavprabhakar: i knoww 😭😭
pavprabhakar: you know youd think spiderman would be able to stick to his phone but no
pavprabhakar: he drops it on his face
hobiebrwn: alright?
pavprabhakar: yeah im fine
milesmorales: YOU guys are so in love its sickening
hobiebrwn: and?
pavprabhakar: is it not normal for close people to be like that?
penini: lightwork no reaction
margobabes<3: LMAOOOO
margobabes<3: anyways im adding that
margobabes<3:
1. Pav's place
● raiding the british museum
● returning artifacts
● getting chai
● cooking curry
● webslinging around the place for sightseeing
●other suggestions:
2. gwen's place
● smash a house thats being renovated
● go to a concert
● jenga
● fight some bad guys idk
● make music
● stargaze at new skyscraper
● other suggestions:
3. my place:
● avoid my mom and dad
gamesss
● websling race
● skateboarding!!! + roller rink, your pick
● walk in the park, scare the children, feed the pigeons
4. peni's place:
● robots
●ice skatinggg
● make mochi
● use a subway train just for the fun of it
● cheat a vending machine
● call/text random numbers
● other suggestions:
5. mile's place
● graffiti art
● picnic on the rooftop
● visit his school
● meet his roommate
● go to parkour place near pizza joint
● other suggestions:
6. the buckingham palace aka hobie's dimension
● infiltrate the palace (duh)
● bamboozle the guards
●steal some of the queens stuff
●idk hijack the government or something
● go inside big ben
●english breakfast on a boat with the queen's money lmaoooo
●CONCERTTTT
●other suggestions:
margobabes<3: so that settled then
gwandaa: yup
milesmorales: pretty much
penini: done and done
pavprabhakar: all goods 👍
hobiebrwn: peachy
margobabes<3: right, so one last thing before i send you all off
milesmorales: you make it sound like we're all going to war
margobabes<3: nope, just you miles
milesmorales: 😨
margobabes<3: time schedules: when can we come over?
margobabes<3: because im picturing like a noon to sunrise sleep over so that we have time to explore and do activities but like some of you might not available at those hours cus you might have appointments or something
gwandaa: i have nothing important much to do except fight whatever bad guy shows up so its cool by me
gwandaa: you should come around 3:30 though cus thats when my dad leaves for his shift
gwandaa: ill notify him of course but he'll want some time to himself before heading off to work instead of, yknow
gwandaa: facing teenagers
margobabes<3: lmao thats valid
penini: im free
penini: im free all the time :)
milesmorales: hooray for america
penini: no
penini: you know what i mean
milesmorales: yeah i know i was just playin
hobiebrwn: i dunno
hobiebrwn: what if a riot shows up
hobiebrwn: im gonna have to bail to fight against the rozzers
margobabes<3: we can just add that to list of activities hobie
margobabes<3: yknow, suprise easter egg activity
penini: hooray for anarchism
hobiebrwn: right then other than that, its all cool
pavprabhakar: im fine as well, you guys can come anytime in the afternoon! :D
milesmorales: mmmm i dunnooooo i'll have to consult with my parents
milesmorales: can you guys give me a second? cus they're not really here rn, im gonna have to go chat them
margobabes<3: sure
margobabes<3: break time everyone
hobiebrwn: this feels like an office meeting what the hell
☆☆☆
9:47 A.M., Tuesday
'milesmorales' to 'THEmilesmorales'
milesmorales: hey mami tenemos alguna cita u horario la proxima semana? porque mis amigos y yo vamos a tener una fiesta de pijamas indirecta, pero sugieren una fiesta de pijamas desde el mediodía hasta el amanecer para cubrir todas las actividades que estamos haciendo, pero quieren saber si eso está bien porque tal vez algunos de nosotros tenemos citas, y conociéndote y papá, es posible que tengas citas sorpresa que aún no me dijiste
THEmilesmorales: boy wtf is up with this google translate rank ass spanish
milesmorales: WHAT THE HELL
milesmorales: YOURE NOT MY MOM
THEmilesmorales: no shit google boy
THEmilesmorales: howd you find my account?
milesmorales: idk i just typed morales in the search bar and CLEARLY SAW MY MOMS ACCOUNT and clicked on it
milemorales: i must have motherfckin dyslexia or some shit because my mom calls my spanish anything but a 'google translate rank ass spanish'
THEmilesmorales: gotta tell them as it is bro
THEmilesmorales: so your telling me that you got to me by just random pressing
THEmilesmorales: boy are your fingers are few sausages short because they mustve slipped and pressed me
milesmorales: whatever bro
THEmilesmorales: whatever? really?
milesmorales: who are you anyways
THEmilesmorales: read the username bruh
THEmilesmorales: im miles morales
milesmorales: nuh uh
THEmilesmorales: fym nuh uh?
milesmorales: rEaD thE uSernAmE bRUh
milesmorales: IM miles morales
THEmilesmorales: nuh uh google boy you must be trippin' or some shit
THEmilesmorales: because IM clearly miles morales
milesmorales: no IM miles morales
milesmorales: the best YOU is, is kilometros morals!
THEmilesmorales: dude, fuck you! tomar por culo! el burro sabe más que tú! eres tan patético, que resultas entrañable! hijo de las mil putas!
milesmorales: yeah well puta to you too!
milesmorales: out here tryna steal my identity and shi
THEmilesmorales: shut up meters morails!
milesmorales: BRUH—
milesmorales: oh it is ON
THEmilesmorales: whatever google meters morails boy i dont gotta listen to you
you changed 'THEmilesmorales's' nickname to 'kilometros morals'
kilometros morals: hey what the fuck!
kilometros morals changed your nickname to 'google meters morails boy'
google meters morails boy: original
kilometros morals: just like your spanish
google meters morails boy: MY SPANISH IS /FINE/
kilometros morals: bro do you see your grammar? you need a TUTOR
kilometros morals: whole ass sentences be looking like you copy and pasted them from terrible pedro pascal fanfiction!
kilometros morals: you shame yourself!
google meters morails boy: well damn bro i aint mean that
google meters morails boy: idk maybe you can tutor me or somethin
kilometros morals: bro, really?
google meters morails boy: i cannot be bothered to make an effort
kilometros morals: bffr
google meters morails boy: i am ffr
kilometros morals: well damn no wonder your ass terrible at your own language
kilometros morals: sure i'll tutor you
kilometros morals: if it helps
kilometros morals: maybe then i'll feel better about you being miles morales
kilometors morals: because there's no way any miles morales across any universe would be shit at spanish
kilometros morals: except maybe you
google meters morails boy: whoa
google meters morails boy: just like that?
kilometros morals: you want me to take it back?
google meters morails boy: NO
kilometros morals: that's what i thought
google meters morails boy: gee man, thanks for the help
google meters morails boy: appreciate really
kilometros morals: gee? what are you, old?
kilometros morals: but yeah, youre welcome
kilometros morals: you're not so bad after all
google meters morails boy: haha youre not so bad yourself
kilometros morals: sure
google meters morails boy: better be saving you under a better nickname huh
kilometros morals: yes you ass
google meters morails boy: on it
google meters morails boy: hey whats the spanish for ass anyway
kilometros morals: áśś
google meters morails boy: seriously
kilometros morals: im playing
kilometros morals: depends on what kind of ass do you mean
kilometros morals: as in donkey or as in butt?
google meters morails boy: butt
kilometros morals: immature ahh
google meters morails boy: bro just tell me what it is
kilometros morals: its culo
google meters morails boy: thnx
you changed 'kilometros morals's' nickname to 'pissy spanish tutor'
pissy spanish tutor: you did not make it any better
google meters morails boy: you cant deny your pissiness
pissy spanish tutor:
pissy spanish tutor: well then
pissy spanish tutor changed your nickname to 'google ahh spanish'
pissy spanish tutor: puta 🖕
google ahh spanish: pissy as always
pissy spanish tutor: 🖕
google ahh spanish: 🙄
google ahh spanish: now that was cool and all, but i should really be chatting my mom
google ahh spanish: peace ✌
pissy spanish tutor: adies google boy
pissy spanish tutor: oh, and miles?
google ahh spanish: ?
pissy spanish tutor: ask your mom in english please
☆☆☆
9:50 A.M., Tuesday
'milesmorales' to 'Rio Morales'
milesmorales: hey mami do we have any appointments or schedules next week? because me and my friends are having a roundabout sleepover, but they are suggesting like a noon to sunrise sleepover to cover all the activities we're doing, but they want to know if that's fine because maybe some of us have appointments, and knowing you and dad, you might have suprise appointments that you didnt tell me yet
Rio Morales: Next week? Oh, i dont know honey, i cant think of any appointments we may have next week aside from your dad and i's anniversary, which you already know
milesmorales: you sure?
milesmorales: youre not gonna bamboozle me?
Rio Morales: Miles, please, you know i cant speak cool kids talk
Rio Morales: just like you cannot speak your Spanish
milesmorales: mami, please, i had a run in with a guy who just bullied me about the same thing, which was valid because he apparently can speak better spanish than me
milesmorales: my pride's been wounded enough
Rio Morales: my bad, mijo, but really, its to be expected. You should catch up on your spanish! And no, i really am not joking
Rio Morales: maybe you can go ask your Father
milesmorales: alright then mami, thank you
Rio Morales: you're welcome, chiquito
☆☆☆
9:53 AM., Tuesday
'milesmorales' to 'Jefferson Davis'
milesmorales: dad do we have any appointments next week
Jefferson Davis: why
milesmorales: because my friends and i are gonna have a roundabout sleepover next week and they want it to be a noon to sunrise thing but theyre tryna make sure they dont intrude on any business we might be having
Jefferson Davis: you have FRIENDS?
milesmorales: DAD PLEASE
Jefferson Davis: just kidding. hey whats a roundabout sleepover anyway
milesmorales: apparently its margo's term for having a sleepover at each of our houses for every night of the week
milesmorales: the week being next week
Jefferson Davis: including our home?
milesmorales: including our home
Jefferson Davis: huh
Jefferson Davis: well did you tell them about me and your moms anniversary?
milesmorales: oh yeah i already told them about that, said i cant make it for afternoon activities, except maybe the sleeping part
Jefferson Davis: aw look at you being a grown man already
Jefferson Davis: well son other than that we dont have any appointments
Jefferson Davis: any appointments that include you anyway
Jefferson Davis: your mom and i are booked for the week
milesmorales: great, thanks dad
milesmorales: wait does that mean i get the go signal for the sleepover?
Jefferson Davis: sure, its fine by me
Jefferson Davis: but theres still the prospect of your mom
milesmorales: oh yeah
milesmorales: thanks dad, love you!
Jefferson Davis: love you too son
☆☆☆
Where he was stationed at the corner of Sea Foam, Jefferson Davis cried.
☆☆☆
9:55 A.M., Tuesday
'adoption center'
milesmorales: i am BACK and you are not gonna beLIEVE the shit that just happened
margobabes<3: what took you so damn long
pavprabhakar: spill the tea!!!
milesmorales: there is aNOTHER miles morales who (as loathe as i am to admit) cusses in spanish better than me
gwandaa: you met another variant of you?
milesmorales: what? no, i accidentally chatted him insteas of my mom
milesmorales: but that could be a possibility 🤔
penini: or maybe they just happened to have the same first and last name as you
milesmorales: what are the chances
hobiebrwn: how does one "accidentally chat" someone else instead of their mom
milesmorales: i was too lazy to scroll down okay, i just searched morales and clicked
milesmorales: but apparently being bit by a radioactive spider does not give you 50/50 eyesight
margobabes<3: lazy ahh
margobabes<3: anyways what did your parents say?
milesmorales: its all clear, nothings happening next week except their wedding anniversary
margobabes<3: cool
margobabes<3: so im thinking 2:30 every afternoon except gwens, how bout that?
milesmorales: fine by me
pavprabhakar: yup 🙌
hobiebrwn: i digress
gwandaa: cool
penini: all goods!!
margobabes<3: great
margobabes<3: see you all next week <3<3
margobabes<3: meeting adjourned
hobiebrwn: finally
penini: hey hobie wanna come see the schematics i made? im already working on the framework :D
hobiebrwn: aces, peni, im coming over
milesmorales: see you guys next week then
gwandaa: byyyyeee
pavprabhakar: ヾ(^_^)