Chapter 5
FRIDAY : (Done with the new mess of the day) Is there literally anyone responsible in this house???
Tony : (raises his hand)
Stephen : (his husband, saving Tony from his self-destructive tendencies on daily basis) Ha! NO
Stephen : (raises his hand)
Wong : (Thinks about his regular damage control duty) NO
Wong : (raises his hand)
Rhodey : (his partner in crime) NO
Rhodey : (raises his hand)
Tony : (100% aware of Rhodey's mile wide mean streak) Fuck NO!
Pepper: (raises her hand)
Christine : (aware of all the dark secrets of her business monster girlfriend) NO
Christine : (raises her hand)
Stephen : (often at the receiving end of her wrath and revenges) Hell NO!
Peter : (slowly raises his hand)
The entire room : (Peter's shenanigans flashing before their eyes) NO!!!
Cloak of Levitation : (trying to raise it's corner)
Stephen : (slapping it down thinking about all their misadventures) seriously?? NO!
Everyone : (glaring at each other in betrayal)
FRIDAY : (exasperated) How are you all still alive?!!?!