Chapter 6
Tony and Stephen : (Staring at eachother with heart eyes)
Wong and Rhodey : (Done with the frankly embarassing amount of pining)
Wong : Hey Tony, Stephen thinks you are very adorable....and hot as hell.
Tony : (spitting out coffee) What?!! I-I-I-me
Stephen : (looking at Wong, horrified and betrayed)
Rhodey: (Extremely unimpressed) Is that what it takes to finally render you speechless? A compliment?
Wong : (Grinning evilly) Nuh! Not just a compliment. A compliment 'from Stephen'.
Stephen and Tony: (Blushing furiously)
Rhodey : (Grinning) Right! And Stephen, Tony think you are the sexiest and fluffiest man to ever walk this planet.
Stephen : (Looking redder than a tomato) I-What?
Tony : (Equally red) HEY!
Wong and Rhodey : (smirking) Are we lying?
Tony : (barely recovered and extremely offended) Are you two flirting with the two of us...
Stephen : (continuing) on the behalf of the two of us?
Wong : (primly) We are doing a far better job than you.
Rhodey : (also primly) Making googly eyes at each other does not count as flirting. You would never get anywhere with that.
Wong : yes, and it's pathetic.
Rhodey : You should learn something from Christine and Pepper. Shame on you!
Tony and Stephen : (Indignant) Hey! You -
Wong - (cutting them off) Shame on you!
Christine and Pepper - Shame on you!
Stephen - Where did you two come from??
Peter - (jumping down from the ceiling) Shame on you!
Tony - (Horrified) Peter not you too!!
Friday - Boss, shame -
Tony - (Too embarrassed to hear more) NOpe! NOT YOU Friday!
Stephen - (Struggling to stop Levi from shaking his collar in disappointment) DOn't!