Please stop telling my story.

Marvel Cinematic Universe Marvel Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies) Spider-Man - All Media Types Deadpool - All Media Types DCU (Comics) DCU Nightwing (Comics)
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Please stop telling my story.
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Characters
Peter Parker, Wade Wilson, Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker & Wade Wilson, Dick Grayson & Peter Parker, Jim Gordon
Tags
Peter Parker is a Mess Batfamily (DCU) Crack Treated Seriously Retelling Dimension Travel Crack Crossover Dick Grayson is Nightwing Nonsense Breaking the Fourth Wall Reader-Interactive Peter Parker is So Done Wade Wilson Knows This Is Fanfiction Peter Parker & Wade Wilson are Best Friends Immunity Peter is immune to Gotham Peter Parker Lives in Gotham City Peter Parker tries to tell a story Movie: Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019) Deadpool has ADHD ADHD fic Gotham City is in New Jersey (DCU)
Summary
Deadpool takes over Peter Parkers retelling of what happened his first night in Gotham. This retelling takes place after the events of Spider-Man: Far From Home, but Peter goes to Gotham plot point happened before that movie, and after the whole Infinity War thing. It's not a huge deal. Anyways, Wade is nosey and annoying but we love him. Peter is so done with all of this and needs a year of vacation.Or... Peter and Wade have tea time and the Batfam is the main topic.
Note
This is the first time I'm writing any of these characters. No, I haven't actually read any DCU comics. Should I? Probably. Do I think this concept is hilarious? Yes. Please enjoy. Welcome to any criticism in comments.

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