Characters
Scott Summers, Jean Grey, Hank McCoy, Ororo Munroe, Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier, Charles Xavier, Logan (X-Men), Kitty Pryde, Rogue (X-Men), Jean Grey/Scott Summers, Remy LeBeau/Rogue, Kurt Wagner, Jubilation Lee, Logan/Ororo Munroe, Kitty Pryde/Illyana Rasputin, Peter Maximoff, Other X-Men Characters, John Allerdyce/Bobby Drake, Bobby Drake, Logan/Scott Summers, Jean Grey/Logan/Scott Summers, Peter Maximoff/Kurt Wagner, Rogue & Kurt Wagner, Ororo Munroe/Kurt Wagner, Bobby Drake & Rogue, Jubillee & Kitty & Rogue & Bobby
Tags
Dysfunctional Family
Fluff and Humor
Crack
Texting
How Do I Tag
chatfic
in a fun way
Protective Logan (X-Men)
Parental Logan (X-Men)
Closeted Bobby Drake
Logan is a Slut
X-Men Group Chat
Scott Summers is so done
Jubilee is a ray of sunshine
Kurt Wagner is a Little Shit
Logan & Kurt Wagner Friendship
But everybody knows
not comic accurate
Whatever this is good enough
Whoreverine
f slur once or twice (affectionately)
i made my own timeline because i’m intimidated by the sheer AMOUNT of x-men comics
not to mention the fuckery hidden within
theres plot if you squint
A tad OOC
Summary
Jeanie❤:Logan’s mind is every telepath’s nightmareWhoreverine:Fuck you JeanieJeanie❤:Would but I think Ororo is scheduled for tonightRo☔️:No, I traded appointments with ScottI will be borrowing Kurt from Quicksilver tonight insteadRougie🤠:“Join the X-Men” they said“It’ll be fun” they saidMy dad’s a slut and my brother is a slut and my boyfriend is gay
Note
There might be a plot if you squint reallyyyy hard