The Girls (Featuring Logan)

6:49 pm

Rougie🤠:

guys help 

guyssss

hellooooooo???

If all of you are busy at the same time I’m pulling a Logan and running away

6:52 pm

Whoreverine:

wow you’re so funny and original 

Rougie🤠:

hush blunt boy

I’m dying and I need advice

KitKat: 

Rogueeeeee!!! (˶  >   ₃  < ˶)♡

What do u need pookie?

I hope this is about u-know-who!! >ᴗ<

Rougie🤠:

Kittyyyyy!!! <3

uh wait how did you get your phone again?

KitKat: 

Kurt felt bad for ratting me out to Mr Summers so he helped me steal it back while the prof was out (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

Rougie🤠:

girl one of these days Summers is going to blast that damn phone to smithereens😭💀

KitKat: 

Let’s just hope its after you fill us in on your thing with that new guy 𓏲ᥫ᭡ ₊ ⊹ ˑ ִ ֶ 𓂃

⊹₊ Jubee₊⊹:

OMG I KNEW IT

SPILL!!

KitKat:

Jubilee u liar!!! I thought u were sleeping (˶˃⤙˂˶)

u said u were too tired to play darts with me!!!

⊹₊ Jubee₊⊹:

I am tired babes

tired of getting stabbed with darts because u and ur crazy gf think its funny to THROW DARTS WITH UR EYES CLOSED

KitKat:

First, leave Illyana out of this <( ⸝⸝•̀ - •́⸝⸝)> she’s like 60% innocent

Second, live a little pookie bear! 

what’s life without a few risks? ( ≧ᗜ≦)

⊹₊ Jubee₊⊹:

I love risks just as much as the next bored 18 y/o

but i love functioning eyesight a little more

you’d be saying the same thing if you let anyone else have a turn throwing the fricken darts

KitKat:

ANYWAYYYY

Rogue, tell us all about your thing with 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑔𝒶𝓂𝒷𝒾𝓉

Whoreverine:

Excuse me what

Rougie🤠:

Dad relax it wasn’t like that

⊹₊ Jubee₊⊹:

🤨?

KitKat:

ծ_Ô?

Rougie🤠:

okay maybe it was a little bit like that

Whoreverine:

What the fuck is going on right now

KitKat:

yk that Cajun guy with the cards and the long brown jacket that Mr Summers brought in today? the one who’s gonna join the x-men?

Whoreverine:

No?

KitKat:

Okay well Mr Summers brought in a Cajun guy with cards and a long brown jacket to join the x-men

⊹₊ Jubee₊⊹:

And he fell head over heels in love with Rogue as soon as he stepped through the doorrrr

And by the looks of it, Rogue is into him toooooo!!!!

KitKat:

yesss!! ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )

Don’t think I didn’t see u 2 chatting it up when Mr Summers was giving him the tour of the mansion 

Did u get his number??

Rougie🤠:

Omggggg guys stopppp

I mean yeah I’m into him and yeah I got his number but c’mon

It’s not that serious

⊹₊ Jubee₊⊹:

not that serious???

If a tall sexy mysterious foreigner with long hair and magic hands called me “sweetheart” in French I’d be down on one knee with the vows ready

KitKat:

I’d be down on two

⊹₊ Jubee₊⊹:

LMAO KITTY WHAT

Whoreverine:

Everybody shut the fuck up for a second

Marie, who is this guy? How old is he? What does he want from you?

Rougie🤠:

1) his name is Remy LeBeau and he’s gonna be an X-Man once the prof clears him

2) he’s like 20 idk but it doesn’t matter because I’m an adult soooo

3) what does any guy want from any girl? It’s either family, fear, or fornication

bobby doesn't count

not because he's gay but because he's a little ditzy

bless his heart

⊹₊ Jubee₊⊹:

What’s fornication mean

KitKat:

Means fun (>ᴗ•) !

Whoreverine:

It means depravity and I’m going to skin this fucker alive

Rougie🤠:

If you touch one hair on his beautiful head I will wreck Mr. Summer’s bike and frame you for it

Don’t think I won’t cuz I WILL

I’ll have Kurt port it to the roof and push it off

and I’ll get Ms Grey to convince everyone it was you

I WILL FOLLOW YOU AND MR SUMMERS ON YOUR NEXT CAMPING TRIP AND LIGHT YOUR STUPID TENT ON FIRE

Whoreverine:

what the fuck is wrong with you

⊹₊ Jubee₊⊹:

you know what they say

the orange doesn’t fall far from the tree

KitKat:

I thought it was the banana

Like the banana falls and you slip on the peel

⊹₊ Jubee₊⊹:

no babes it’s the orange

Banana is too many syllables

KitKat:

How about kiwi?

Kiwi sounds cooler

⊹₊ Jubee₊⊹:

Kiwis grow on bushes tho :/

Whoreverine:

what the hell is Chuck teaching you kids

KitKat:

trig (¬､¬)

I’m gonna use the unit circle to protect me next time mutant hunters raid the school

⊹₊ Jubee₊⊹:

I’m gonna lure them into Logan’s room and watch them die one by one from his gnarly rank

KitKat:

Rogue is gonna call her new Cajun boyfriend and defeat the bad guys with the power of love and larceny

Whoreverine:

HE’S A CRIMINAL?

⊹₊ Jubee₊⊹:

says the literal murderer

Wait what’s larceny

KitKat:

theft basically :P

ᴛʜɪᴇꜰɪɴ, ꜱᴛᴇᴀʟɪɴ, ᴛᴀᴋɪɴ ᴡʜᴀᴛ’ꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱ!

♪⭑٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡♪

Rougie🤠:

omg I love that songggg!!

We moved on from TV Girl wayyy too fast

⊹₊ Jubee₊⊹:

guys I’m still on David Bowie

Whoreverine:

I’m gonna kill someone  

Rougie🤠:

Have fun, don’t get lost!

Remember my threats <3

Whoreverine:

Fuck off

The Grown-Ups 

Ro☔️:

So what are our thoughts on Jubilee’s powerpoint presentation? 

I spoke to the professor and he seemed amused

McKoi:

Well technically speaking, they are adults now, so they should be allowed in the adults’ group chat based on principle

Cyke:

They’re seniors in high school, Hank. Just because they turn 18 doesn’t mean they should automatically gain access to this private chat.

McKoi:

If that’s the case, we should rename it to be Staff Only

Jeanie❤: 

That’s not entirely accurate either, though

Kurt isn’t a staff member

McKoi:

He’s staff adjacent

ₖᵤᵣₜ♡: 

I’m staff adjacent!

Jeanie❤: 

Hey Kurt! How’s your wedding planning going?

ₖᵤᵣₜ♡: 

Wonderful!

I’m most excited for the wedding gifts I will receive

I’ve sent each of you a detailed list of what I’m expecting :)

Cyke:

I think the trapeze should count as my present for you

ₖᵤᵣₜ♡: 

Think all you’d like, my friend. It will not change anything. 

McKoi:

Kurt, I’m not buying you a HEKA ostrich incubator

ₖᵤᵣₜ♡: 

That’s alright, Hank.

Just make sure you’re prepared for the consequences of that decision. 

McKoi:

Am I being threatened right now 

Jeanie❤: 

Well you’re not being comforted 

Whoreverine:

EVERYONE SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP 

SCOTT MATTHEW SUMMERS 

IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

Ro☔️: 

Oooo the middle name too?

Jeanie❤: 

I love getting front row seats to a good lovers’ quarrel

Especially when it’s between my husband and his boyfriend 

Scott, any chance you can be present for my next appointment with Logan?

Cyke:

Jean, please spare me the teasing.

I didn’t take my meds this morning and I feel like I’m about to get the headache of a lifetime 

Whoreverine:

DON'T YOU DARE IGNORE ME CYCLOPS

Cyke:

What do you want?

Whoreverine:

I want to know why the FUCK you thought it’d be a good idea to let a foreign CRIMINAL join the x-men

Cyke:

That’s really not as specific as you think it is

Ro☔️:

Are you talking about Kurt?

Are we classifying Kurt as criminal?

Whoreverine:

No, I’m not talking about the damn elf! 

McKoi:

Are you talking about yourself? 

Because I’ve asked Scott the same question quite a few times. 

Whoreverine:

Shut the fuck up hank

I’m TALKING about the scumbag with the long brown jacket who’s trying to SEDUCE my GODDAMN DAUGHTER 

Ro☔️:

Which daughter?

Whoreverine:

MY FAVORITE DAUGHTER

ₖᵤᵣₜ♡: 

yikes! 

Cyke:

Oh you mean Gambit?

Whoreverine:

you let a guy who calls himself GAMBIT into the x-men??

McKoi:

Again, he let a guy who calls himself THE WOLVERINE into the x-men

Whoreverine:

LEAVE ME ALONE HANK 

Jeanie❤: 

Yeah, Hank. Be nice! Logan’s sensitive!

Whoreverine:

JEAN.

Jeanie❤: 

<3

Cyke:

What’s your problem with my new recruit?

Whoreverine:

My PROBLEM with him is his infatuation with MY KID

ₖᵤᵣₜ♡: 

Like Jacob from Twilight! 

Ororo, Peter, and I watched those movies together last weekend :)

Jeanie❤: 

Oh? Ororo? Care to explain?

Ro☔️:

It is not what you think

To use a relevant analogy, Kurt is Scott, Peter is you, and I am Logan

Jeanie❤: 

Happy for you girl <3

Whoreverine:

SCOTT.

Cyke:

Stop yelling, I can smell your beer breath through the screen

Jeanie❤: 

You kiss his beer breath all the time

passionately, might I add

Cyke:

Jean

I love you 

but for the love of all things good

STOP

Jeanie❤: 

If you guys are going to have this conversation in the adults group chat then I have the right to make annoying comments

McKoi:

Staff group chat*

ₖᵤᵣₜ♡: 

and staff adjacents!

Jeanie❤: 

Yes, the staff and staff adjacent group chat

Cyke:

We get it. Just stop instigating, all of you.

Jeanie❤: 

I’m sorry, Scotty! I can’t help it! I love you guys too much!

Whoreverine:

I love you too Jeanie

Ro☔️:

not quite sweetheart 

Cyke:

Ororo stop bullying my boyfriend 

Whoreverine:

IM NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND 

ₖᵤᵣₜ♡: 

yikes forever!

Jeanie❤: 

Oh so this is a serious thing?

Cyke:

No, this is a thing about Logan not trusting new people

McKoi:

Sounds serious to me

Whoreverine:

This isn’t a trust thing

Your new guy wants to fornicate with Rogue

That can’t happen

I don't want her to get hurt again

Cyke:

I know that, Logan.

Even if she wasn’t a student, Rogue’s still in a very fragile place. 

I don't want to see her hurt, either 

McKoi:

She may be a student, but she’s also an adult. She’ll be 19 before the end of the year.

I agree we should do our best to support her, but we owe her some trust and independence. 

Whoreverine:

whatever

fine

Cyke:

“fine” what?

Whoreverine:

fine they can court each other

Cyke:

Christ you’re old

Whoreverine:

But they cannot under ANY circumstances be left alone together

I WILL skewer that bastard 

Cyke:

Honestly, Logan, I think you’d get along with Gambit if you gave him a chance

Whoreverine:

He’s been here for like two days

Cyke:

I’m just saying

Whoreverine:

well i’m tired of you just saying things 

shut up

Cyke:

What I’m hearing from you is that you is that you hate me and don’t want to go camping this weekend 

Whoreverine:

You’re such a diva

If you cancel our trip I’m going with the girls to the spa 

Jeanie❤: 

No you’re not

Not without your own money

Whoreverine:

Chuck can pay for it

Cyke:

Don’t call me a diva when your picture is printed as an example beside the definition 

Whoreverine:

Fuck you

Cyke:

Later

For now, I’m going to check in with Gambit and the professor. Afterwards, you can meet him formally and make your own opinion regarding his “courtship” with Rogue

Happy? 

Whoreverine:

Delighted.

McKoi:

You really have to stop rewarding his bad behavior, Scott. He's going to scream and cuss every time he wants something

Jeanie❤: 

oh but we love it when Logan’s bad <3

Ro☔️:

We really do

Whoreverine:

🖕