Atsushi's Second Cuming
Shu couldn’t wait one more day, it seemed.
“No!” Dazai cried, looking over to the magician, “Save Atsushi.”
Luffini didn’t seem to care. “It’s too late,” he said through a mouthful of meat. “Atsushi must come now. Let Shu’s body do all the work. He’ll know what to do when the time comes.”
Shu gasped in pain. “IS it a contraction?” he cried. “It feels like my insides are being torn apart.”
“They probably are,” Luffini said casually. “The process has begun.” He looked at the Oxbridge students as seriously as a seven-year-old with his mouth full could. “Atsushi will now begin to eat his way out of Shu’s body.”
Chuuya sang action music in the background as everyone looked at Luffini in shock.
“Please!” Shu cried, “This is the first time I’ve had a man inside me, I don’t want it to be the last!” the virgin shouted. “Please,” Shu grappled the collar of Dazai’s trench coat, “Save meeee!”
“You killed my subordinate! You deserve less than Kunikida’s Ideal does!”
Shu gasped in pain. “It hurts,” he sobbed. “Please. Please. Make it stop.”
Honey in his male form pulled out a picnic blanket and cake. “Does anyone want a picnic?”
The living Mori sat beside him, as did Kenji, Kurapika, Leorio (on Kurapika’s knee), and Tamaki, who leant forward to cut the cake evenly. “Wow Honey, this cake is great. Really light and fluffy. Shu, do you want some?”
“I’m getting eaten from my inside out!”
“Is that a no? Or a maybe later?” Tamaki asked, still holding the cake knife.
Guts and blood splattered everyone in the face, body – Shu’s body tore in two, the graphic noise of flesh ripping as Atsushi burst from his stomach, torso ripping; Atsushi gulped for breath, white hair dyed red in blood, Shu’s congealed insides sticking to his naked skin.
Atsushi drew himself out of Shu’s body, Luffini taking a slice of red, bloody cake. Shu gasped his last breath, “Usopp…I always loved,” he gasped, “you. I always – loved…you.”
Atsushi staggered to his mentor, “Dazai-san,” he said hollowly, legs trembling as he walked and giving way when he fell into Dazai’s arms.
“I have no such tastes in men,” Dazai said, pushing Atsushi aside and dropping him to the floor.