Praise the Log

Naruto (Anime & Manga)
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Praise the Log
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Characters
Original Characters, Uzumaki Naruto, Tsunade (Naruto), Hatake Kakashi, Dai-nana-han | Team 7 Ensemble (Naruto), Mitarashi Anko, Tsunade (Naruto) & Original Character(s), Uzuki Yuugao & Original Character(s), Dai-nana-han | Team 7 Ensemble (Naruto) & Original Character(s), Mitarashi Anko & Original Character(s), Uzuki Yuugao, Ami (Naruto), Rookie 9 Ensemble (Naruto), Rei (OC)
Tags
Family Angst Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD Crack Self-Insert Crack Treated Seriously Loneliness Death Touch-Starved Reincarnation Eventual Fluff Age Regression/De-Aging The Author Regrets Nothing Healing Swords Training It's Not Paranoia If They're Really Out To Get You Masks How to bullshit your way through an anime He's not a nara he wishes Cryptid SI Mokuton | Wood Release wonky timeline Bad Luck runs in the family apparently The intense search for hobbies SIOC is tired give him a break OC doesn't know what's going on give him a montage already BAMF Tsunade (Naruto) Hokage Tsunade (Naruto) Protective Tsunade (Naruto) SI is casually terrifying Genin Corps (Naruto) Ami gets a shot at redemption Cult-like behavior Praise the Log The Log Provides Burn the itchy blanket already
Summary
He’s twenty-six and he’s bleeding out on the ground and he’s so, so cold.But, he’s also twelve and he’s still alive. Still breathing steadily. There’s no blood leaking out of him. And he’s warm, body relaxed under the comforting weight of his blanket.He sighs, world-weary and exhausted. Of course it didn’t stick. Only he would manage to screw up death. Again..................Waking up in a different universe is supposed to be a sweet deal. Too bad nobody gave him the message. In a world of tailed-beasts and magical eye bullshit, Rei thinks getting strong without them is impossible. But he has to try. If only so he can mess with people and stay alive long enough to continue doing it.
Note
Just a little idea I had. I don't know if anyone will even read it to be honest, but I figure what the hell, you know? I'm trying to work on my other stories as well but finding the motivation to work on them is hard.

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