Viktor nation how we feeling
09:22 AM
Tails: once upon a time Viktor got so shit faced he made the most fuck headed equation and told me if I could solve it I could eat him out
I spent all night trying to solve it
Come morning
NOT EVEN SOBER VIKTOR CAN SOLVE IT
Knuckles: DAMN
Shadow: The mega fail
Sonic.exe: I cant tell if the fail is the fact that you cant do math and science or the fact that you didn't get pussy that night
Tails: its everything bro
Everything
Cause what the fuck was he thinking
Dr.Robotnik: pussy got 2 factor authorization
Tails: OML
SHUT UP
I CANT
Shadow: THE WAY THAT WAS A COHERENT THOUGHT
Sonic.exe: VIKKI WHAT
Knuckles: LMAO
Dr.Robotnik: I'm sorry
I think
I'm so fucking tired
Jayce come be my pillow
Tails: you told me to make coffee
Dr.Robotnik: noooooo
Come here
Cuddle
Please
Tails: I'm just in the kitchen
Dr.Robotnik: my cane is on my side of the bed but I'm laying in your side
Tails: why lol?
Dr.Robotnik: its warm
Sonic.exe: cant argue with logic
Shadow: he can just roll over
Dr.Robotnik: or Jayce can come and love me
Tails: you asked for coffee
Dr.Robotnik: I dont want it anymore though
T^T
Knuckles: poor guys going through it
Jayce just cuddle him
The coffee can wait
Tails: it takes 2 minutes for it to warm up so itll let me put the water in or however this stupid thing works
Can you wait another 20 seconds
Dr.Robotnik: no
Tails: well that's on me for asking
Alright I'm coming
Dr.Robotnik: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Sonic.exe: ahskdhsoshekshidisksjjfksks
Shadow: whipped
Tails: SHUSH
GO KISS YOUR GIRLFRIEND
Shadow: I think I will
Knuckles: how was that an insult?
And thanks????
Sonic.exe: ew gay people lol
Knuckles: I will start singing can you feel the love tonight everytime you and ekko hangout
Sonic.exe: THE FUCK YOU WILL
Shadow: AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAAAAA
AJSGDISHEKSHEKDJDKSHDUDHENDS
Tails: I CANT
IM IMAGINING IT
OH GOD
I GOTTA MAKE SURE VIKTOR READS THIS LATER
Sonic.exe: NAUR
Tails: YES
Shadow: how did she type Australian
Knuckles: the laugh I laughed
Oh my goodness
Sonic.exe: can't be any worse than that one time Vander says "you cant make me laugh I'm a very serious person"
And Viktor with a straight face says "Orangutan pussy"
Tails: WHAT THE FUCK
Shadow: AGSDHDISHKSJDKDJD
Knuckles: that's pretty much how Vander reacted too lol
Shadow: LMAO
Tails: BUT THE STRAIGHT FACE
Sonic.exe: he can say anything seriously its scary
Knuckles: "If your IQ was your wealth you would still be broke"
Sonic.exe: bro he said that to you-
Knuckles: DAMN HE DID
Shadow: WHY???
Knuckles: I fought grown men in an alley and broke my hand when I missed and hit a wall
Tails: .
Y'all scare me sometimes
Sonic.exe: good
Cause we're the ones who's gonna help Silco and Vander put you down a ravine if you hurt Vikki
Tails: I
Ok
I guess
Shadow: you guys always switch between dad and papa and their names
Sonic.exe: habits
We grew up with them as family friends before they adopted us
Knuckles: yeah they're literally our god parents
So ya know
It is what it is
Shadow: fair enough
Tails: y'all I think I should get a pet
Sonic.exe: you already have a dog
Tails: no I don't
Sonic.exe: ????
Then what
Oh
OH
I'm gonna fucking slap Viktor
Tails: HE CALLED ME A DOG-
Knuckles: it's too early for this conversation
02:43 AM
Dr.Robotnik: baby girl wanted the smoke
So I put a cigarette in her pussy
Tails: WHAT THE FUCK VIKTOR
Knuckles: baby girl said she liked the fade
So I faded away
Sonic.exe: Baby girl said she likes stories
So I read her like a book
Shadow: poetry
Tails: .
Dr.Robotnik: Don't fight it Jayce
Say the weird thing
Tails: Baby girl called me daddy
So I left
Knuckles: the gasp I just gusp
Shadow: WHEEZING
Sonic.exe: fatherless behavior
Tails: .
Am I really the only fatherless one here?
Dr.Robotnik: Yeah
Yeah you are
I've got 2
:/
Tails: but I've got a mom
Dr.Robotnik: AND?
Shadow: I know we all know how Viktor exist biologically
But can we please call him a test tube baby
Sonic.exe: YES
Dr.Robotnik: bitch you built like a test tube baby
Shadow: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
Knuckles: AHSOFDIDJDIFHISJSKDJFKS