Fuck the fucking winter
02:36 AM
Dr.Robotnik: I
CANT
STOP
FUCKING
SNEEZING
Tails: Did you try sleeping?
Dr.Robotnik: A sneeze can cause you to wake up just to sneeze Jayce
Tails: new fear unlocked?
Shadow: R you sick?
Dr.Robotnik: I BETTER NOT BE
I'D RATHER DIE
Tails: what If it's a cold V
Dr.Robotnik: Jayce
Jaybe
My sweetie
My darling
My hex love
MY IMMUNE SYSTEM IS SHIT
IF I GET SICK I'LL GO DOWN HARD MAN
Sonic.exe: he's not even kidding
Dudes been hospitalized cause of sinus and respiratory infections before
It's bad
Knuckles: his body like literally shuts down in order to get better in my mind
Because god damn
He's literally at death's door for nearly two weeks then he's just back to normal one random day
Shadow: Viktor how do you live like this?
Dr.Robotnik: carefully
Yet I'm always loosing
Jayce still wants to make a bubble to put me in
Sonic.exe: separate you from all the germs
And him lol
Tails: NOOOOOOOOO
NO
Shadow: congratulations you've unlocked
Separation anxiety
Tails: worlds worst game achievement
Ever
19:31PM
Dr.Robotnik: Jayce
Tails: you asked me if my family has a history of autism
Dr.Robotnik: Jayce
You were talking for an hour about a timeline of hammer structure
Then proceeded to talk to me about the process of welding
How welding methods vary based on metals
And your favorite kind of metals
For 5 more hours
Also
It's not like it's a bad thing
Tails: I know
I just
I wasn't expecting that to be what you asked after I literally fucking word vomited about metals
Knuckles: what else would he say bro?
I'm trying to picture how you Actually had that many metals to talk about
FIVE HOURS
Sonic.exe: he locked in
Shadow: AGSODUSISHDKDJDJD
But yeah Jayce there's nothing wrong being on the spectrum
Or
Spectrum allegations in your case
Sonic.exe: I mean we all know Viktors on the spectrum
Dr.Robotnik: you cant see it
But I'm making finger guns and giving you a sexy wink
Tails: yeah no that's not the spectrum
That's dumbassery
Dr.Robotnik: ABSKDHAISHDIDJKEJSJDJ
DUDE
Tails: I don't have the tism but I am riddled with the letters
Sonic.exe: that explains
So
Fucking
Much
Knuckles: wrong A word
Shadow: she did not just fucking
Bro
Dr.Robotnik: This is giving me flashbacks to when powder snitched on Mylo for swearing
And the poor baby
Innocent at the time couldn't spell and didn't know how to spell
"Mylo said the A word"
"Dickhead doesn't start with A powder"
Tails: AHAJSHAHEHDIDHRKSHDJDJDJDJ
Sonic.exe: OMG
I REMEMBER THAT VIVIDLY
Omg wait
Viktor how fucking whipped are you if you listened to the man ramble about metal for 5 hours
Dr.Robotnik: I
Well
Ok
Listen
Shadow: LMAO
Tails: Blocking Vi
Knuckles: NOOOOO
Tails: YOU LITERALLY SENT THE AUTISM VS ADHD MEME AND SAID IT WAS ME AND VIKTOR
Sonic.exe: Is she wrong though
Is she
Tails: Can it powder
Sonic.exe: Aw look
Goldies grumpy
Tails: not taking shit from the girl who would the blue version of fucking Pinkie pie from my little pony
Go read a damn book instead of racking up arsonist charges
Sonic.exe: my little pony?
Of course you watch that shit
Tails: meaning?
Sonic.exe: maybe if you spit instead of swallowed you'd be less childish
Tails: .
I cant even be mad that was good
Holy shit
Knuckles: hahahaAaaAAHAHAHSSHSHAHSGS
Shadow: DOES IT EVEN WORK LIKE THAT?
Dr.Robotnik: NO LOL
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH Y'ALL
Tails: Its funny!
Dr.Robotnik: SHE'S CALLING YOU A CUM GUZZLER
Tails: .
I've been called worse
Dr.Robotnik: I beg your pardon
Knuckles: LMAOSHDIDHEIEJEKEJEJ
WHDIDHSKHEIRNENE
WHAT
WHAG
WHAT
OMG
Shadow: JAYCE
Tails: abdkdhdkdjjejejesjsjdd I'm sorryyyy
09:32 AM
Tails: There's a baby
Sonic.exe: what in the cinnamon toasted FUCK
Knuckles: is this what a stroke feels like?
Is this how Silco felt when I said I was dating cait?
Oh my god
Shadow: So it was a cryptic pregnancy
Dr.Robotnik: NO YOU MORONS
JESUS
ITS A ROBOT
JAYCE STOP CALLING BLITZ A BABY
Tails: but he's our baby T^T
Dr.Robotnik: Jayce I swear to god
You nearly killed Violet
Knuckles: all good bro
Tails: still sorry about that homie
Dr.Robotnik: I fucking hate it here
I just do
And because of this shit if we ever do have a real child
We're never fucking telling them
Especially Caitlyn
Shadow: damn
I see how it is
Fine
Keep your secrets
Sonic.exe: sighs
Now I have to expect to become an aunt at a random moment
Thanks
Tails: I could work on that now
Dr.Robotnik: THE FUCK YOU WILL
Knuckles: LMAO
Shadow: honestly the implications with that and Viktors previous science jokes honestly I thought if they werent gonna fuck
That he was gonna like make one with science abdjdhdhdhdd
Dr.Robotnik: we just made a robot
No babies
Tails: for now
Dr.Robotnik: SIR
Tails: :>
Dr.Robotnik: note buy birth control and a fucking spray bottle for Jayce
Knuckles: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHASSAAAA
SPRAY THE HORNY OUT
Sonic.exe: What is he a dog?
Shadow: we already established that didn't we
Tails: BRUH
Sonic.exe: LMAO