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03:41 AM
Dr.Robotnik: I'M NOT PREGNANT
PRAISE LORD
Sonic.exe: it is nearly 4 AM
Dr.Robotnik: and
Crisis averted
Shadow: how long did you and Jayce argue before taking the test
Dr.Robotnik: Clearly a fucking while
And he made me take like 5
Knuckles: FIVE????
Dr.Robotnik: 3 out of 5 odds type logic
Only one came up postive
Sonic.exe: and that raises no concern how
Dr.Robotnik: 4 negatives before that and that one postive being right means that
A. The negative test are faulty and that they're selling faulty ones and that's werid how I managed to get 4 of them
Or
B. That one postive is the wonky test
Tails: I'm starting to think the wonky part is you baby
Dr.Robotnik: I'm gonna selectively focus on how you called me baby
Tails: oh ok
Lol
Sonic.exe: hyperfocus
Shadow: Viktor invented hyperfocus
Dr.Robotnik: indeed I did
Depending on who you ask
Then I did
Knuckles: omg
16:08 PM
Dr.Robotnik: Jayce owes me coffee
Rn
Bitch
Tails: not even a please
Dr.Robotnik: I was right
Tails: Elaborate
Dr.Robotnik: my period came
I'm not pregnant
Shadow: sometimes you can have bleeding during a pregnancy that seems like a period or have periods during a pregnancy
Hence
Cryptic pregnancies
Dr.Robotnik: let me have one good thing
For fucks sake
Tails: you like kids don't you?
Dr.Robotnik: unmarried
No sleep schedule
Not ready
And baby shit is GROSS
You want a baby so damn bad bend over and I'll get you pregnant
Tails: .
Sir
Sonic.exe: IM FUCKING CHORTLING
Knuckles: JEEES
Shadow: he didnt even defend himself
Fight the baby wanting allegations
Or anything
Just
"Sir”
Tails: IM PROCESSING
WHATCHU MEAN BEND OVER
IT DON'T WORK LIKE THAT
Dr.Robotnik: A. I'm a scientist
B. we invent shit
C. If theres a will theres a way
D. God made you submissive and breedable
Tails: VIKTOR
Dr.Robotnik: speaking
Sonic.exe: LMAO
Shadow: the LIST
Knuckles: we all share the fear that one day he'll actually get him pregnant
With science
Tails: FUCK THAT
Dr.Robotnik: how about you fuck me
Tails: would you and your hormones make up your God damn mind
Are you mad
Horny
Or trying to impregnate me with science
Dr.Robotnik: Yes
Tails: Viktor
Go lay down
Dr.Robotnik: I just got up
Sonic.exe: damn he wasn't kidding about that sleep schedule
Knuckles: I'm still laughing at Jayce telling him to make up his mind
Tails: he did
Help
Shadow: HELP?
Tails: someones getting pregnant and I'm hoping it ain't me
Or that when he fucking GRABBED ME BY THR SOUL
It was for cuddling
Sonic.exe: THE SOUL?
Knuckles: nice knowing you
Shadow: its period hormones he'll snap back any second
Tails: its cuddling
We're good
Sonic.exe: HE SNATCHED YOU FOR THAT?
Tails: APPARENTLY SO
So I'm a pillow and furnace now
Shadow: we need color codes for the versions of viktor alone
Tails: that would be the whole rainbow
Knuckles: LMAO
Sonic.exe: AHDODHSOSHSKDJSKSKSKD
18:00 PM
Dr.Robotnik: ever been in so much pain you threw up
Shadow: why does your period sound like it tries to kill you
Dr.Robotnik: lowkey I think it is
Sonic.exe: man fuck periods
Why cant we just clone
Knuckles: or do that thing Viktors trying to do
Make men pregnant
Dr.Robotnik: see the lesbians understand
Jayce why cant you
Tails: keep your science voodoo baby making to yourself you fucking lunatic
Dr.Robotnik: We could take turns
Tails: Viktor just the other day you said you'd rather lick salt off someone's dirty ass than get pregnant
Dr.Robotnik: well clearly this ain't happening now
I still have science to develop
Tails: no the hell you don't
No
No science babies
Dr.Robotnik: what if we use an incubator
Tails: NO SCIENCE BABIES
Dr.Robotnik: FINE
Shadow: jesus
Christ
Sonic.exe: I'm scared for the day they actually do fucking reproduce
Shadow: arent we all
01:25 AM
Tails: he said yes
Shadow: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE
Sonic.exe: HUH
Knuckles: WAIT IM MISSING SOMETHING
Dr.Robotnik: don't tell dad
Sonic.exe: HOLY SHIT VIKTOR
Dr.Robotnik: I might be engageddddd
Knuckles: HOW THE FUCK
Tails: he was talking science and I literally just said fuck it
Looked him in the eyes and asked
And he looked at me like I was stupid
Then said yes
Then I pulled out the ring I've had for nearly a YEAR
Shadow: this took you almost a year-
Tails: putting that aside
he said yes
Dr.Robotnik: Seriously
Don't tell dad
Or papa
Hell don't even tell Mylo or Claggor
Sonic.exe: what you gonna wait 3 years to tell him something again
Dr.Robotnik: Armed robbery charges powder
Sonic.exe: fine
Fine
Shit
Shadow: I'm sorry she what
Knuckles: that's the least concerning thing any of us have done
Vikki stabbed someone once
In the balls
Dr.Robotnik: I was 13
Shadow: how old are you now???
Dr.Robotnik: ...
30
Shadow: no way
You look younger than Jayce
You're older than him?!
Tails: ITS A YEAR DIFFERENCE
AND WHATS THAR MEAN
YOU SAYING I LOOK OLD
Sonic.exe: wait haven't yall known each other the whole time you've been dating basically
Yall fucking instaclicked
Tails: why do you think it took me 5 years to propose
Besides the fact that I was nervous
Dr.Robotnik: stuck on how it's out that I'm 30
I'm so old
Tails: no you're not
You're respectable
Dr.Robotnik: .
Chat how quickly can you file for divorce
Tails: VIKTOR PLEASE
Shadow: AHWIRHRIAHDKDJRIDKAKSDKD