Radio active Doritos
10:47 AM
Shadow: Vi summon your sibling
The less insane one
Knuckles: That's hard to tell sometimes
But today I'm hoping you mean Vikki
I dunno what Summons him
Tails: Viktor I'm quitting hex tech
Dr.Robotnik: THE FUCK YOU ARE
Knuckles: GOOD LORD
Dr.Robotnik: I'm sorry but that's like our baby
Sonic.exe: he went through several emotions typing that message
Dr.Robotnik: he has a dream
And this ain't tangled
Now Caitlyn
You summoned me
Shadow: Why is your cane colored
Dr.Robotnik: powder
That’s it
Shadow: understandable
Tails: you just went with it
Dr.Robotnik: Jayce
She colors on everything
Knuckles: she do
Sonic.exe: I do
Tails: I
ok
Sonic.exe: weirdest shit seen at 3 AM
Dr.Robotnik: Jayce's balls
Knuckles: I CHOKED ON MY FUCKING WAFFLE
WHAT
Shadow: AT 3
Tails: KET HIM FINIDHS FAMB
Sonic.exe: the typos lol
Dr.Robotnik: Jayce woke me up at 3 AM because he made hex boxers
Then he says they get better
They lit up
Shadow: .
What the actual fuck
Sonic.exe: I'll take 50
Knuckles: POWDER
Sonic.exe: WHAT
IT SOUNDS COOOl
Tails: look not all ideas are good ideas we know that
Dr.Robotnik: he says that
But
Y'all know how Jayce got bronchitis that one time
Shadow: please say he was drunk and licked something
That's the only fuckery I'm accepting rn
Tails: .
I don't lick things while drunk
Unless
Knuckles: IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT FINISHING THAT I WILL FUCKING KNOCK YOUR LIGHTS OUT
Dr.Robotnik: baby they've been out
Sonic.exe: j e e z u s
Shadow: Ahdorjsdjifdjsokrjrkrjr
Dr.Robotnik: anyways
He got it cause he kept kissing on me while I was sick when i kept telling him no
Mr my immune system is made of steel
Tails: the sacrifice was worth it
Sleepy sick viktor appreciated forehead kisses more then grumpy bitchy scientist viktor
Dr.Robotnik: I will kick you out of the lab again
Tails: ITS IN MY NAME????
Dr.Robotnik: divorce
Tails: I haven't even married you yet
How we gonna get divorced first
Shadow: saves time
Tails: who hurt you
Sonic.exe: AHSIDHDKSHEIRJDJDJDJDJ
Knuckles: I remember once silco Mentioned divorce to Vander and by the end of the day they were madly in love again
It was werid
Dr.Robotnik: they're always like that
Literally
Its disgusting
Tails: I wanna be disgustingly in love with you one day
Dr.Robotnik: or
Hear me out
Table
Tails: wait like
Right now?
Dr.Robotnik: yeah
Tails: .
Sorry girls I gotta go a new experiment came up
Gotta test something
Shadow: Such as?
Tails: Viktor
Table
Gotta go
Sonic.exe: oh they're fucking
Knuckles: THEY'RE FUCKING?
Shadow: on the table too
Doesnt that hurt
Sonic.exe: tables don't have feelings
Shadow: .
THEM
NOT THE TABLE
Knuckles: AHAHAHAHAHASHSGDKDJDJD
Oh wait
I just realized
Vicktor is over there having fun
And we're texting while playing fucking uno
Shadow: you like uno
Knuckles: not my point
Sonic.exe: I'm watching Ekko and Mylo debate plant structure
Ekko's winning
Knuckles: you hang out with him a lot
Sonic.exe: a n d
P o i n t
Shadow: quick they're not here let's make bets
Knuckles: powder did you corrupt my girlfriend
Sonic.exe: possibly
Knuckles: What are we betting?
Shadow: how long it takes Jayce to put a ring on it
Sonic.exe: How long have they even been together
Knuckles: no clue
Tails: 5 years
Sonic.exe: WHAY THE FUCK
Shadow: HUH
Knuckles: YALL HAVE BEEN DATING FOR 5 YEARS AND NEVER TOLD ANYONE
Dr.Robotnik: most people knew already
Some have suspicions
It took me 3 years to tell dad and papa
And when I did it slipped out
Shadow: five years
Tails: Yall were making bets
Sonic.exe: yeah
But you cant fault us for it
Maybe
Knuckles: no he could
Dr.Robotnik: its already been 5 years who needs marriage
He's stuck with me regardless
Shadow: wait did yall really just
Tails: no we made out on the table only
We have some self control Cait
Knuckles: some he says
Sonic.exe: AHSIDGEJAHSHJDJDD
23:16 PM
Dr.Robotnik: my boyfriend's mother just told him to Hurry up and make me his husband so I can officially be her family
Shadow: YOU GOT APPROVED
Sonic.exe: damn
Dr.Robotnik: and she keeps feeding me
I dunno what to do
Tails: Just eat the damn enchilada
Dr.Robotnik: JAYCE THE WOMAN NEVER WANTS ME TO LEAVE
Knuckles: imagine
Tails: she just likes Viktor
Viktors very likeable
Dr.Robotnik: last Christmas she showed me how to make christmas cookies
And deadass goes
"So that way when you and Jayce have kids you already know how to make them"
YALL
Tails: now that you mention it
That thing she says in Spanish
Yeah
She's talking about your hips
Dr.Robotnik: What's wrong with my hips?
Shadow: o h
Sonic.exe: Jayce tell him
Tell him now
It has to be you
Tails: DON'T PUT THIS ON ME
Dr.Robotnik: WHAT???
Tails: child bearing hips
Dr.Robotnik: .
I'm about to go look in the mirror wheres my cane
CHILD BEARING???
Knuckles: HE'S CHECKING???
21:27 PM
Dr.Robotnik: so
Funny story
I went to doctor right
Sonic.exe: Are you pregnant
Dr.Robotnik: I don't think so
Tails: excuse me
Shadow: AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHA
Knuckles: OMG
Dr.Robotnik: and the nurse who ask questions first is looking through my tragic medical history and medications right so I'm watching her face as she reads off disabled leg
The damaged muscle and nerves in said leg
The surgey done on same leg when I was a baby because it was a birth complication/injury
Anemia
Past spinal fusion
Me being on spectrum
Asthma
For some reason, arthritis
And of course seasonal allergies
Sonic.exe: BEING ON THE SPECTRUM IS ON YOUR HISTORY?????
Dr.Robotnik: I didn't write it bro
But here's the kicker
Ha ha leg joke
Tails: swear to god
Dr.Robotnik: She looks through the paperwork and sees that I marked the sexually active box
But I guess she thought that its impossible to be sexually active with a bad leg
I'm NOT getting into that
Shadow: i hope she got beat with that cane
Dr.Robotnik: she almost did
But I got a new nurse lol
Nice nurse lady proceeds to ask me about my periods
It is at that moment when she asked when my last one was that I've been so busy with hex tech I haven't really been paying attention nor tracking them
Then it hits me
I haven't had one in 2 months
Tails: I think I'm having a fucking heart attack
Dr.Robotnik: JAYCE
Tails: 2 MONTHS?!
Dr.Robotnik: THEY'VE ALWAYS BEEN IRREGULAR
IT COULD BE A FLUKE
WE COULD HAVE BAD ODDS
Tails: BAD ODDS???
Shadow: I need popcorn
Sonic.exe: LMAO
Knuckles: 5 bucks says hes pregnant
35 says they're stupid
Dr.Robotnik: I'm getting tested tomorrow
Tails: WHY TOMORROW?
Dr.Robotnik: JAYCE CHILL
Tails: IM BUYING A TEST
Dr.Robotnik: FROM WHAT 7/11
Tails: Get dressed
Dr.Robotnik: WHAT THE FUCK
Sonic.exe: AHSODHSKSJSJJDJDJJSJSJS