Insomnia? You mean Motivation
03:17 AM
Dr.Robotnik: If salt comes from the ocean
Does that mean
Tails: pepper is not from volcanoes
Fireflies don't cause fires
You have to fill fire trucks
And no V
I don't think it's a safe idea for you to drink that pot of coffee you made at 3 AM
Now come to bed
Sonic.exe: Damn I want a mind reader
Knuckles: IMAGINE
Shadow: sleep deprived viktor probably asks this shit daily while his brain is running on fumes
It's the fail safe
Tails: once he was so tired he spoke another language
I couldn't translate
So I called the professor and said I broke Viktor
he was running off a nap from the day before and a Gatorade
Sonic.exe: Yeah sounds like Vikki
Remember when he used fo grab a snack and forget about it so he had all these snacks in his room
Knuckles: YEAH
EVERYTIME AND THEN HE JUST ALWAYS HAD A SNACK FOR THE NEXT DAY THEN
Shadow: convenient memory mmisplacement
Tails: he fell asleep at the desk and is mumbling fucking equationsssss
Omg
I love this man
Sonic.exe: y'all he's whipped
Shadow: absolutely
Knuckles: for real
Tails: GAISHDKSHDKSHAKSHKDJDJDJDD
I CAN'T HELP IT
HE'S LITERALLY DOING SCIENCE IN HER SLEEP
Sonic.exe: quick write all the sleep shit down and question him about it later
Tails: that would piss him off
.
Imma do it
Knuckles: DO WE SHARE A BRAINCELL???
Shadow: that collective braincell to piss people off
Yeah
We do
Remember when Viktor glued Jayce to a chalk board
Sonic.exe: that was such an intrusive thought for him
He could've put the glue down
Why'd he open it lol
Knuckles: Viktor is the definition of "I shouldn't do this but the demons said I should so I will for science"
Shadow: ODDLY SPECIFIC DEFINITION
Tails: be me
Be in bed
Cuddle boyfriend
HE'S STILL MUMBLING SCIENTIFIC EQUATIONS IN HIS SLEEP
HE'S CHECKING THE MATH TOO???
HE MIGHT ACTUALLY JUST BE GOING INSANE
Sonic.exe: Don't be Jayce
Knuckles: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
10:45 AM
Dr.Robotnik: I think I forgot how to do math
Shadow: pray tell
H o w
Dr.Robotnik: Um sleep is suggestive
Jayce is currently shirtless
I have no attention span
JAYCE IS SHIRTLESS
Shadow: OMG VIKTOR
Knuckles: DUDE PUT A SHIRT ON HE CAN'T MATH
Tails: I literally just got done showering
Gimme a minute
Sonic.exe: No
Vikki needs math
Dr.Robotnik: I need a lot rn
But yeah
Math
Fucking lord
Shadow: BOY
Dr.Robotnik: I DON'T WANNA HEAR SHIT FROM A LESBIAN
Shadow: WOW
Dr.Robotnik: look he's Big
And I
I have eyes
Sonic.exe: AGRIEHEKSHDJDHJDJSJDHFJFD
JUST LOOK AWAY????
Dr.Robotnik: I can't
I need it mentally tattooed into my mind
Knuckles: VIKTOR JEEZUS
Dr.Robotnik: IM SORRY
Tails: me watching him thirst over me like I'm not here
Dr.Robotnik: I will jump you
Tails: HOW???
HEIGHT AND SIZE DIFFERENCE ASIDE
LIKE A FIGHT OR SOMETHING ELSE
Dr.Robotnik: AHSIDHDOAJSKDJDKSJSS
SHDKDHDJDHDJDJD
HELP
Sonic.exe: YOU BROKE VIKTOR
Shadow: he miscalculated
Knuckles: that's a first
Tails: AYO
Knuckles: LMAO
Dr.Robotnik: I'm going to hell
Here he is verbally asking if I'm ok
And I'm fighting the urge to bite him
Tails: SIR
Sonic.exe: Boy you better run
Tails: RUN???
Shadow: LMAO
Knuckles: I can imagine after they get freaky they just talk science afterwards
Dr.Robotnik: no that's stupid
We talk science while getting freaky
Tails: yeah
Yeah
Oh my god we do lmao
Sonic.exe: not even foreplay y'all just talk projects wtf
Tails: it's called multitasking
And
Your brother Is hot
Dr.Robotnik: i just like to see how much i can say before he manhandles me and i lose focus
Shadow: VIKTOR WHAT
Dr.Robotnik: i like challenges
Tails: that explains so much
Just so fucking much
Jesus christ
Sonic.exe: I'm still stuck on the talking about projects and science during sexy time
Dr.Robotnik: what else would we talk about
Grass?
Tails: THE WHEEZE THAT LEFT MY BODY
Shadow: AGSKDHDKDHSKSHDJHFFJRJ
Knuckles: Good lord
Viktor can you do math yet
Dr.Robotnik: yeah
But I'm gonna go get Jayce pregnant instead
Tails: EXFUCKING SCUSE ME
Shadow: I SPAT OUT MY TEA
OH MY GOD
Sonic.exe: Whyd he say it like it's an actual project of his to develop
Tails: DONT GIVE HIM ANY IDEAS
VIKTOR LETS TALK THIS OUT
Dr.Robotnik: Hmm
Nah
Take your shirt back off
Knuckles: CRAZY
Sonic.exe: HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT HELP
Shadow: congratulations?
Tails: SHUT UP
13:04 PM
Shadow: So is Jayce pregnant yet
Tails: fuck you
Shadow: LMAO
Knuckles: mood swings
Tails: I WILL FUCKING BLOCK YOU
Sonic.exe: you can't block us we're future aunts
Tails: DO I LOOK FUCKING PREGNANT TO YOU
Sonic.exe: you want the truth or
Tails: WHAT
Knuckles: AHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHSGSJDJDJDJDJ
Shadow: POWDER OMG
Sonic.exe: :3
Tails: VIKTOR THEY'RE BULLYING ME
Dr.Robotnik: dont bully Jayce
Stress is bad for the baby
Tails: Yeah
HEY WAIT
DAMNIT VIKTOR
Knuckles: AHSIDHDODHSOSHIDDHJREJS
Shadow: once again
Congratulations
Sonic.exe: is it a boy
Girl
Or a Honda civic
Tails: it's a fucking mistake
Dr.Robotnik: damn so was I
Tails: I SWEAR TO GOD
Sonic.exe: I CANT
OH GOD
Knuckles: no hesitation
Tails: This is my life now
Viktor apparently got me pregnant
Dr.Robotnik: have you considered
Hexbortion
Tails: get the fuck out
Dr.Robotnik: AHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAA
Shadow: HE ACCEPTS IT JUST FOR VIKTOR TO FLIP THE SWITCH
Sonic.exe: my body hurts from laughing stop
Knuckles: WAIT DID YOU SAY HONDA CIVIC
Sonic.exe: yeah
Tails: how would I birth a honda civic
Sonic.exe: Fuck if I know
Dr.Robotnik: Just snaps his fingers and a small car appears
Shadow: Ahaidhdkshdodhdkdjd
Knuckles: LMAO