Welcome to the circus
23:18 PM
Sonic.exe added 4 people
Sonic.exe: :3
Knuckles: WHY DO I GOTTA BE KNUCKLES
POWDER
Sonic.exe: You're red
Duh
Shadow: that's pink
What the hell
Oh very funny powder
Sonic.exe: :3
WAIT WHERES VICKKI
Dr.Robotnik: Who the fuck is Dr.Robotnik?
And why am I them?
Sonic.exe: he does science
You do science
Knuckles: HE'S THE BAD GUY
Dr.Robotnik: YOU NAMED ME AFTER THE BAD GUY
POWDER WE'RE FAMILY
Sonic.exe: IT MADE SENSE
Shadow: YOURS ISN'T EVEN AN ACTUAL CHARACTER ITS A FAN MADE CREEPYPASTA
Sonic.exe: I wont let you date my sister anymore
Shadow: THATS NOT YOUR CHOICE???
Tails: I see the vision
But fuck you
Dr.Robotnik: Powder I take it back
You're doing great sweetie
Tails: V HELP ME OUT HERE
Dr.Robotnik: Sorry that just gave me LIFE
I needed that
Tails: VIKTOR
Dr.Robotnik: I didn't give you permission to address me with capital letters
The nerve
Sonic.exe: Divorce era
Knuckles: Powder you literally said the same thing when Vander and Silco had that argument over a rug
Dr.Robotnik: wasn't that the rug Mylo set on fucking FIRE
Knuckles: oh yeah
Shadow: is your family ever normal
Knuckles: the normal part is uh
Viktor
Shadow: HES NOT NORMAL
Tails: I watched the man eat sugar out of a coffee cup once
Like a whole cup
No coffee
Just sugar
Dr.Robotnik: Jayce
I know the man
With fucking
Minions boxers
Ain't talking
Tails: I REFUSE TO BELIEVE YOU CAN TALK LIKE THIS
Sonic.exe: welcome to the vickki we grew up with
Well minus all the science talk every 20 minutes
Tails: LEAVE MY BOXERS ALONE
Dr.Robotnik: glow in the dark fucking SOCKS
Tails: THEY'RE COLLECTORS
Dr.Robotnik: THEY'RE SPONGEBOB FOR FUCK SAKE
Shadow: how does he know about his undergarments
Knuckles: OMG THEY'RE FUCKING
Dr.Robotnik: stupid
Knuckles: I
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU
Smooth though
BUT YOU
VIKKI
Sonic.exe: YOU'RE FUCKING THE FANCY SCIENCE MAN????
Dr.Robotnik: NO???????????
MAYBE??????
Shadow: I beg your pardon
Tails: I think I should go
Knuckles: NAH
I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS
ARE YOU FUCKING MY BROTHER
Tails: I
Um
DO I ACTUALLY HAVE TO ANSWER THIS????
Dr.Robotnik: Jayce
Jaybe
Jaybe not
Tails: he's got jokes now
I'm on trial over here
AND HE'S GOT JOKES
Shadow: match made in heaven
Tails: match made in FUCKERY
Sonic.exe: so yall are fucking
Tails: JESUS CHRIST
Y E A H
I FUCKED YOUR BROTHER YOU FERAL BLUEBERRY
HAPPY NOW
Sonic.exe: Ekko owes me money
Tails: MONEY???
Shadow: I knew you were smitten
Knuckles: my best friend is fucking my big brother....
Damn
Dr.Robotnik: Hexstraps exist
Knuckles: OH MY LAND
Shadow: Ladies and gentlemen hold your applause
Tails: I dont need this exposure
Dr.Robotnik: YOU said fuck it let's make a sex toy and I said well ok
If you want
Now here we are
And he's a bottom
Shadow: AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Knuckles: OH
Sonic.exe: that makes so much sense
Tails: GURL WHAT
WHAT
IM NOT
I AM NOT
IT HAPPENED ONCE
FOR SCIENCE
Dr.Robotnik: we were playing Mario maker
Tails: .
IT WAS SCIENCE
Dr.Robotnik: THERE'S NO SEX IN SCIENCE JAYCE
Tails: THERE IS NOW
Sonic.exe: Local man ashamed he likes dominant smart twinks
More on this story after the break
Tails: IM NOT ASHAMED
Dr.Robotnik: circling back on how this is how they found out we're dating
Sonic.exe: LMAO
We all had theories
Even dad had theories
Dr.Robotnik: my worse fear
Shadow: Oh no
Wait why
They like me
Knuckles: Silco just likes giving Jayce a hard time
And treats Vikki like a baby
Dr.Robotnik: I'm the oldest kid though
The irony
Sonic.exe: the rest of us are reckless enough to break out of jail if needed
Viktor would increase security
Fix the structure
Then run the place
But still be in jail
Tails: is this the same Viktor who also was drunk as all fuck
While blasting madonna in his apartment
And still doing equations and running theories
DRUNK
Dr.Robotnik: I have a bad leg not a bad brain
Sonic.exe: nothing stops this man
Like literally
Once he had the stomach flu and still worked
Tails: how the fuck
When the fuck
Viktor
Dr.Robotnik: sit
Shut up
Breathe
Tails: That doesnt work in a group chat
Dr.Robotnik: I am literally just on the other half of the lab
Yes we multitask
We're scientist
And we're talking numbers anyways
Sonic.exe: I figured because you're playing pool with friends with me in a separate chat
Knuckles: yall have text games
Dr.Robotnik: Duh
.
Lemme go beat Jayce with my cane
Tails: I SAID SORRY
Shadow: WHAT DID YOU DO?
Tails: he zoned out and I blew on his neck and he almost dropped the phone
Knuckles: the intrusive thoughts were real
Tails: that was a common urge
An intrusive thought taking over meaning we wouldnt be chatting rn
Dr.Robotnik: EXCUSE ME?
Sonic.exe: OOP
Shadow: damn
Just damn
Knuckles: imagine
Tails: I'm gonna have to he kicked me out of the lab bro
Sonic.exe: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA
Shadow: OMG
Knuckles: AHSIDHDKSJSJDDS
He doesn't have to worry about the house he's worried about the LAB
Tails: FOR REAL
Sonic.exe: AHAHAHAGSHSGDJDJEKEJRKSK