
Characters
Tags
Slow Burn
Character Death
Angst with a Happy Ending
Peter Parker Needs a Hug
Crack
Humor
Fluff and Angst
Attempt at Humor
Found Family
Light Angst
Crack Treated Seriously
Love Triangles
Friendship
Enemies to Lovers
Crossover
Crack Crossover
Crossovers & Fandom Fusions
Male-Female Friendship
Multiple Crossovers
but we love him anyway
Deadpool being Deadpool
like more crossovers and crossing than my grandmother's needle embroidery
really can not emphasise all the crackhead crossover stuff enough
but Peter Parker is also a little shit
Harley Quinn being the badass sexy queen she is
very complicated love triangles
like really its more of a love heptagon at one point
bc its fanfiction so of course there's enemies to lovers
fluffier than a chinchilla but angstier than kylo ren
hopefully humor bc personally I think I'm hilarious but who knows
Well a mostly happy ending
sorry in advance about that one
slow burn at approximately the pace of roasting three marshmallows over a dwindling fire
and it really is damn cute
no beta we die like ao3 did that godawful weekend
Summary
Peter Parker was already having a bad day before the elf fell out of the sky.Now he has to team up with a Jedi, a witch, a warrior, an elf and a princess and journey on a quest across storyworlds to save all fandom. Or else an unknown evil will rewrite the ending to every story so that the villains always win.
Chapters
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Don't Learn How to Drive During a Car Chase
April 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM -
Trains are Scary
April 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM -
Harry Potter is an Arsehole
April 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM -
Girl Meets Girl Meets Villain Meets Sith Lord
April 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM -
Peter Parker is Perpetuated in a Precariously Perilous Predicament
April 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM -
The Avengers do not Assemble (Yet)
April 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM -
Into the Unknow-o-o-own
April 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM -
The Quest Begins (and so do the arguments)
April 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM -
Who Thought it was a Clever Idea to Put Dinosaurs in a Theme Park?
April 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM -
Peter Really Misses Said Dinosaurs
April 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM -
Vending Machines are More Dangerous than Sharks
April 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM -
Manners Maketh the Spider-Man
April 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM -
Bikinis are Evil
April 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM -
*Fangirl Attack* (Literally)
April 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM -
Worst. Party. Ever
April 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM -
Is Billie Eilish the Devil? Discuss.
April 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM -
Nobody Will Ever Look at Bananas in the Same Way Again
April 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM -
Peter Does Not Wish to be Part of your World
April 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM -
What does Steven Spielberg need all this lawn for, anyway?
April 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM -
A Court of Sharks and Shakshuka
April 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM -
Creative Writing Class
April 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM -
Sharks are More Dangerous than Vending Machines
April 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM