Is this real life? Is this fantasy?
Harry did not know what to do about the whole demon-in-the-living-room situation.
Nothing bad had happened as he kept expecting but something was definitely different. For example his fvourite ice cream in the fridge did not seem to run out ,it had been two months and he was sure it was the same box he bought than, he was also somehow always the first person in any queue ever, whether it was to submit a form at the ministry or the line at the loo at a club.
He was pretty sure he hadn't made any sacrifices or rituals or given his soul to Satan.
Were his sandwich making skills that good? He wasn't sure.
It was the end of Harry's shift , he was just waiting for Alex to come take over so he could go home.
The bell hanging by the door chimes, he looks up to see a tall brunette walking through.
"Alex , finally "
"I'm literally just 5 minutes late"
Alex walked behind the cash register while Harry picked up his stuff ready to head back.
"Sorry , It's just been a long day"
"No problem, mate see you later?"
"Yeah bye"
Harry heads straight to his apartment ,puts his stuff aside and goes to the kitchen.
"Hi Hedwig , how was your day?" Harry asks his cat while trying to find something to eat.
"Meow" comes a long slow drawl like Hedwig has been having the exact long day as Harry.
"Yea same girl same"
Harry turns his back to the living area for taking some plates out of the cupboard when he sees a red flash from the corner of his eyes.
"Please don't let there be a demon behind me , please don't let there be a demon behind me " Harry prays to whichever God is listening to him at the moment and turns slowly back with some plates in his hand.
Well there isn't A demon there because there are two.
Two identical red haired tall grinning with (are thoese fangs?!!) Demons staring at him.
"Hello" Demon 1 starts
"Good " demon 2 continues
"Sir"
"Ummm , Hello?" Harry replies unsure , he's not sure what the traditionl greeting for demons is and he doesn't want to step on any toes or tails as a matter of fact.
" you know we have been hearing some rumors in hell for a while" Demon 1 says , both of the demons have crossed the small space between the couch and the barstools and are now sitting comfortably in front of Harry like they belong there.
"What rumors ?" Harry asks while internaly freaking out. On top of having two demons in his home he had just been told that hell definitely exist so a tiny freak out was very reasonable in his opinion.
Logically Harry knew that demons came from Hell but it was 2022 he didn't want to stereotype.
"That some pretty little wizard" Demon 2 starts "accidently summoned a demon"
"And not just any demon , A Malfoy Gred"
"A Malfoy, and than gave him his words not ours one of the best sandwiches he has ever had" Demon 2 finishes.
"I don't know about the best , it was just some ham and lettuce" Harry replies fidgeting with the hem of his shirt.
"Pretty and humble , my my the rumors are true"
"Why don't you make us some of your ham and lettuce sandwiches darling"
"Okay?" Harry is pretty sure it was a request but he didn't want to risk it.
He starts assembling the sandwiches exactly like before while praying and willing with all his heart and magic that it turns out "one of the best sandwiches " as per The MALFOY.(Like thar supposed to mean anything to Harry , but honestly he's to afraid to ask at this point)
"What are your names , I mean you have names right ?" Harry pauses ,processes what he's just said, turns red and hurriedly continues"Off course you have names I mean I don't want to keep calling you Demon 1 and Demon 2"
They look at each other and burst out laughing.
"Yes , darling we have names , Fred weasly at your service." Demon 1 , Fred Harry corrects himself says with a flourish.
He turns to demon 2 " And George weasly " George finshes with a smirk and a wink which turns a already red Harry into a darker shade of red and prompts him into finishing their plates faster and pushing them in front of them. This time (because he's not in shock he assumes) he also pours them butterbeer.
"Well here you go" he watches while Fred and George pick up there sandwiches and bite simultaneously, it's like a current went through them there eyes widen for a second and than close and an actual God to honest moan comes from their mouths as they finish the first bite.
"What the fuck was that, it's just a sandwich, you don't have to make love to it" Harry finally says when the demon twins keeping moaning (ugh) and eating the sandwich.
He doesn't get a reply until they have finished every last crumb and drowned their beers.
"Well I must say that was a ... experience " Fred finally says actually looking sad while eyeing his empty plate.
"This has been very enlightening little wizard"
"My name is Harry"
"Appologise Harry your food and you are about to be a big hit."
"What does that mean? " Harry asks frantically.
But the twins just look at each other while grinning and are gone again in a smoke.
"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN"