Harry Potter and the Bloody Massive Snake

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Gen
G
Harry Potter and the Bloody Massive Snake
Characters
Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Albus Dumbledore, Nagini (Harry Potter)
Tags
Humor Crack Treated Seriously I hope butchered canon cartoon logic you can tell i researched snakes too much
Summary
Harry Potter meets Nagini as a young boy. The two of them, both not being the brightest bulbs in the repair shop, decide that he used to be a snake and was cursed to be human since he can speak Parseltongue. They decide this so well, in fact, that Harry "changes back" into a snake. A black mamba, to be precise.
Note
Uh. Enjoy, I guess?

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