Arthur Weasley & Lucius Malfoy, Lord of the most ancient and most noble house of Malfoy
Lucius Malfoy, Lord of the most ancient and most noble house of Malfoy:
Dear Weasley Sr
I acquired myself a fellytone. I hope it was worth the money.
Worst regards
Lucius Malfoy, Lord of the most ancient and most noble house of Malfoy
Arthur Weasley: You know this isn't owl-post right? You don't have to sign it
Lucius Malfoy, Lord of the most ancient and most noble house of Malfoy:
Dear Weasley Sr
Simply because you have forgotten your manners and have started associating with muggle-loving filth, I will not sink to your level of informality.
Worst regards
Lucius Malfoy, Lord of the most noble and most ancient house of Malfoy
Arthur Weasley: You know you sound like our children when you call me Weasley Sr???
Lucius Malfoy, Lord of the most ancient and most noble house of Malfoy: You are right Arthur. Let me try again.
Lucius Malfoy, Lord of the most ancient and most noble house of Malfoy:
Dear Arthur
Simply because you have forgotten your manners and have started associating with muggle-loving filth, I will not sink to your level of informality.
Worst regards
Lucius Malfoy, Lord of the most noble and most ancient house of Malfoy
Arthur Weasley changed Lucius Malfoy, Lord of the most noble and most ancient house of Malfoy to PeacockBoy
PeacockBoy changed Arthur Weasley to OldestGingerWeasel
PeacockBoy: That was childish Arthur.
OldestGingerWeasel: That was childish Arthur
PeacockBoy: Now you are copying me as well. I see you really learnt a lot from your army of gremlins.
PeacockBoy: No answer? Why? Are you scared?
OldestGingerWeasel: Some of us have to work. We can't all have generational wealth
PeacockBoy: You are literally sacred 28.
OldestGingerWeasel: btw, I have a search warrant and am at your door
PeacockBoy: Again??
...
OldestGingerWeasel: Lucius, come out. I know you're in there
PeacockBoy: 2 sec
OldestGingerWeasel: I can see you in the drawing-room. You're hiding stuff underneath the floorboard.
OldestGingerWeasel: Why would you shut the curtains?? I already saw your hiding place
PeacockBoy: Whatever you find it doesn't matter. I already venmoed Cornelius
OldestGingerWeasel: You're kidding me
PeacockBoy: No, you've got enough of those at home
PeacockBoy: Seriously though. I hope the ministry pays you extra for leaving your wife as Snow White
OldestGingerWeasley: My wife has red hair
PeacockBoy: As in Snow White and the seven dwarves you moron
OldestGingerWeasel: I still don't get it
PeacockBoy: You have seven small kids. Seven dwarves
OldestGingerWeasel: Ohhh... I get it now
OldestGingerWeasel: Give me 2 sec to come up with a comeback
PeacockBoy: I can think of several...
OldestGingerWeasel: At least my wife doesn't look like Cruella De Ville
PeacockBoy: That was what you came up with???
OldestGingerWeasel: Thought I would continue the fairytale theme
OldesGingerWeasel: It was a reference to your wife's hairstyle
PeacockBoy: I get it. Unlike you, I'm not a moron
PeacockBoy: Ha! Mr Google says that 101 Dalmatians is not a fairytale
OldestGingerWeasel: Google isn't a person
PeacockBoy: Wait what??
OldestGingerWeasel: It's a search mengina
PeacockBoy: *search vagina
PeacockBoy: Although it wouldn't surprise me if you didn't know what the latter is
OldestGingerWeasel: You're the one with only one child
PeacockBoy: I'm impressed, Arthur. You actually managed to make an appropriate insult
OldestGingerWeasel: :-)
PeacockBoy: What is that abomination
OldestGingerWeasel: A slimy
PeacockBoy: The search vagina calls it a smiley
PeacockBoy: Also, it says that it's called a telephone
PeacockBoy: You liar
PeacockBoy changed OldestGingerWeasel to OldestGingerWeaselLiar
PeacockBoy: The student has become the master
OldestGingerWeaselLiar: So you admit that you like the fellytone
PeacockBoy: *telephone
PeacockBoy: and no
OldestGingerWeaselLiar changed PeacockBoy to PeacockBoyLiar
PeacockBoyLiar changed chat name to Liar's Pit
OldestGingerWeaselLiar changed chat name to Liar's Den
OldestGingerWeaselLiar changed their name to Liar 1
Liar 1 changed PeacockBoyLiar to Liar 2
Liar 2: Why am I number 2
Liar 1: Because I'm number 1
Liar 2: But I want to be liar 1
Liar 1: Who's childish now??
Liar 2 changed Liar 1 to Liar 99
Liar 99 changed Liar 2 to Liar 69
Liar 69: And you're supposed to be mature??
Liar 99: At least you're in the lead now
Liar 69: I thought you liked being on top
Liar 99: I would say that I didn't hear you complain, but you did
Liar 69: Would you rather I stay silent?
Liar 99: no
Liar 99: Please don't
Liar 99: You still up for Tuesday??
Liar 69: Same place as always?
Liar 99: I'll write Aberforth