Prologue
It all started the day Ron couldn’t get through to the platform. He remembers being frustrated, both emotionally and sexually, and eager to get back to school with Harry. Luckily, they locked eyes and within seconds Ron knew they were on the same page. It was time to hijack a car.
An hour or so later, they were shooting through the atmosphere, the Ford Anglia dipping and seizing more and more with each passing minute. Ron was almost positive he had just seen Tracksuit Rob out the window. The temptation to cry into his oatmeal was strong.
And just as Hogwarts came into view, the car started to plummet. Harry was panicking, Ron ready to scream. Until he froze.
Because that’s when he saw them. His newly discovered soulmate. The most gorgeous creature/plant/monstrosity he had ever seen.
Ron took charge of the car. He grabbed the wheel and steered it with all the strength he could, Harry yelling in the background and the car screeching as if in fear.
He closed his eyes and crashed straight into Hogwarts’ own Whomping Willow.