Characters
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Crack
Crack Treated Seriously
Enemies to Lovers
OOC
Canon
Hot Chocolate
On-Again/Off-Again Relationship
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anyone know the whomping willows pronouns?
inspired by @squeeful on tumblr
not a crack ship
Kod
rocky relationship
So super sexy
yes I forced my wife man to look up some stuff about whomping willows
they reproduce asexually apparently
might ignore that
Summary
Ron’s whomping romance with the willow at Hogwarts
Note
no I did not reread the books before writing this suck it
Whompron? Rollow? Weaslow? I feel like Weaslow is the best out of those.
April 20, 2025 at 10:58 AM
ANSSJSNDJDNSJSJCKAKSNAJAAJAAJAJSJSJDNDJ,” Harry yelled.
Bang. Crash. Onomatopoeia.
“What the fuck, Ron?” Harry whisper-yelped.
But Ron was too lovestruck to care. He only had ears for the Willow, whose branches began to creak and sway and curve around them in a way Ron found almost sensual. No, he definitely found sensual.
Harry’s face was a look of deep, deep, regret. He started to struggle, trying to get free.
“No, Harry, don’t-“
But it was too late. The Willow drew its branches up, poised to strike like a fist to a face.
BAM