"They both are male penguins?!"
Ron and Harry were deep in gushing out some random quidditch facts when Hermione came up running to them. She quickly sat next to them and spread out a muggle newspaper in front of them.
"Harry, Ron, look here!" She jabbed both of them with her elbow and pointed toward some news column that was accompanied by a picture of penguins.
Harry and Ron were not happy to come out of their quidditch rambles but they still did it cause they didn't want to dampen the happiness that was clearly written on Hermione's face.
They looked at the newspaper and Hermione said from the side, "These two are now parents to a cute little chick."
"A baby chicken?" Ron was puzzled. But before Hermione could hear it, Harry cleared his doubt in a whisper, "Baby penguin is also called a chick."
"Oh wow! Animals can give birth to their offspring too now. Wow! What a surprise!" Ron pretends to be surprised. If looks could kill, then you definitely know who would have died on that spot at that moment.
"Are you trying to prove that you can't read and you are illiterate? So that's why you got a zero on the last test but not because you can read the given instructions." Seeing that she was actually gonna flip the table soon if they don't read it, they turned their gaze towards the news and actually started reading it.
"They both are male penguins?!"
"Yes! It's really awesome, right? And there was no magic involved. I wanted to know more about this."
Hermione was back in her 'I am currently a mixture of excitement, happiness, thrill, and all the good emotions possible cause I just unlocked the chest to some rare information' state now. So both Harry and Ron let out a sigh of relief.
But that was when some extremely posh accented voice came from near them.
"Excuse me, are you the 'Chosen One' for making loud noises and not allowing others to have their breakfast in peace." And yes, there was our ferret smirking at them, ready to start his prank.
Draco snatched the paper from Hermione's hand and read out the title, "' John and Simon are now parents to a cute little chick. ' Oh, how……"
But before he could continue saying anything about the cute penguins, Harry jumped onto him with "How dare you say bad things about cute penguins" and started punching his face. Soon, the two of them were on the floor, fighting.
Then in the middle of some 'Fight me with your wand, you loser.' and 'You are the loser that you can't fight this way too.' —
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