Patronus?!

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Patronus?!
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"Oh wow! Animals can give birth to their offspring too now. Wow! What a surprise!" Ron pretends to be surprised. If looks could kill, then you definitely know who would have died on that spot at that moment."Are you trying to prove that you can't read and you are illiterate? So that's why you got a zero on the last test but not because you can read the given instructions." Seeing that she was actually gonna flip the table soon if they don't read it, they turned their gaze towards the news and actually started reading it."They both are male penguins?!"-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A story about how Harry and the others find how many kids they will have in the future with a pinch of a Time-Turner.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------All the characters belong to J.K Rowling.
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The sound of glass breaking was heard. Draco stopped fighting all of a sudden and looked at his side pocket and at his friends while Harry was surprised too. Then taking advantage of Harry's surprised state, he pushed him off his body and ran away. He was then followed by his allies who broke away from their state of surprise too.

Harry was then supported up by his friends, together with whom he then went to the Hospital Wing.

After Madam Pomfrey took care of the small scratches, they were sent away. And when they went to their common room they saw Dean, Seamus, and some other kids huddled together and discussing, with some books in front of them.

"What are you guys discussing?" That was when they noticed that someone had come inside and saw that it was Harry, Ron, and Hermione.

Dean immediately asked, "How are you, Harry? Heard that you had a fight with the git."

Harry said, "I am alright. Why didn't you guys come down for breakfast?"

"Oh, we already had some. We quickly finished our breakfast since we have to write our pending assignments that are due tomorrow. By the way, Ron, did you do it?" Said, Seamus.

"Obviously. Thanks to my dear best friend." He nudged Hermione's arm with his elbow, grinning at her. They (mostly Ron) had a fight the last day, but it pretty much seemed like it was over now except for the small spark that happened in the Great Hall.

But then she remembered that she had to do some research on the penguins and went to the library after telling them and bidding them goodbye.

Ron then turned to Dean and the team who were huddled together in the bean bags that were smuggled into their common room by their warriors — Fred and George, "But…… Why do I feel like you guys are more into talking than writing?"

Seamus and others scratched their heads at that. "Well, we were discussing something that Luna had told us. She told us that the average number of kids that the animal or bird that is our Patronus form can have is the number of kids that we can have. The maximum number of kids that a couple can have depends on the largest number from number of kids that each parent can have.

Since mine is a fox, I can have up to 4 to 5 kids. But if my wife can have up to 8 kids, then I can have eight kids."

Ron asked, "Really? Then check mine, Harry's, and Hermione's too. How many pups can a Jack Russell Terrier, stag, and otter have?"

They immediately looked it up in the book about animals that they had taken from the library.

"Well, Jack Russells generally give birth to between five and six puppies, but they can have as many as 12! What do you think, Ron?"

"Perfect! I think it would be nice if I had fewer kids. Then it'll be easy to take care of them while giving importance to mine and my wife's jobs too. And the kids wouldn't feel neglected too. But I will listen to my wife more on this matter. Cause I am pretty much fine with even just one kid too."

"Oh my!!! We never thought our cute little brother had grown this much. Ain't I right, George?"

"You are right, Fred!"

Fred and George — the two angels in devil's clothes came over wiping their fake tears. And they asked while trying to pat the head of their brother who was struggling to get out from their clutches, "Then what about our other little brother Harry, and little sister Hermione?"

Dean checked again and announced, "When it comes to otters, they generally give birth to between one and three pups. Deers can have 2 does at most and 2 is the most common too. In extremely rare cases, a deer can have 4 does. What do you think, Harry."

"Nice. I love kids so I would be happy with even one." Said, Harry.

"It says here that rabbits can have the most kids. Do any of us have a rabbit as a Patronus?"

That was when Ginny entered the room, "Yeah. Why?"

"Obviously it had to be one of my siblings. I can't have more kids in my house. But my mom would definitely be happy." Said, Ron.

"Eh? It's not me! It's Luna."

"Wow, then there will be more people who are able to see those mysterious creatures." Said, Harry.

Ginny was super confused and on seeing her super-confused-face, our boys were happy enough to share the new info in detail with her. But she then had a question in her mind which she didn't hesitate to ask, "Then what about those who can't produce a Patronus?"

Dean said, "Zero kids, and even if their partner has a Patronus, the chances of them having kids is really low."

“Do we know anyone who doesn’t has a pa…… Oh yeah, right! I forgot! The ferret git doesn’t have a Patronus. Imagine more gits like that in our school. Maybe he would have raised them up as his DeAr FaTheR did. Oh, on seconds thoughts, maybe he doesn’t like kids. Remember how he reacted about the penguins.”

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