Someone Cooler: Cat!Draco in Crooksverse

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Someone Cooler: Cat!Draco in Crooksverse
Characters
Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Crookshanks (Harry Potter), Crookshanks & Draco Malfoy, cat!Draco - Character
Tags
Fluff Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Tooth-Rotting Fluff Crack Domestic Fluff Fluff and Crack Crack Treated Seriously Romance Comedy Romantic Fluff Crack Relationships Romantic Comedy Alternate Universe - Crack Crookshanks is a Little Shit (Harry Potter) Soft Draco Malfoy Crookshanks is King Sassy Crookshanks
Summary
An AU in my Litter Box Universe, where Crookshanks is still alive. OR The One where Cat!Draco and Crookshanks battle for dominance and Hermione's affections.
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Not an Empty Threat

Crookshanks is tired of Cat!Draco being in his face all the time. He has no privacy. When Hermione is at work, Cat!Draco follows him around, poking and trying to get a rise out of him. 

He can't take it anymore, so one day, he sends a text to his mistress.

Bring Kneazle treats home or pretty boy gets it.

Crookshanks is typing ...

...

...

Not an empty threat.

 


[Image: Crookshanks strangles Cat!Draco.]

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