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Tags
Fluff
Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
Tooth-Rotting Fluff
Crack
Domestic Fluff
Fluff and Crack
Crack Treated Seriously
Romance
Comedy
Romantic Fluff
Crack Relationships
Romantic Comedy
Alternate Universe - Crack
Crookshanks is a Little Shit (Harry Potter)
Soft Draco Malfoy
Crookshanks is King
Sassy Crookshanks
Summary
An AU in my Litter Box Universe, where Crookshanks is still alive.
OR
The One where Cat!Draco and Crookshanks battle for dominance and Hermione's affections.
ASMR
April 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Being a house husband to the Minister for Magic was hard, Draco supposed. But he liked preening and dressing up for his wife. But being a house husband in the Muggle world was even more difficult ... until Draco found the world of ASMR on TikTok. He tried working, but he had a weak disposition. He tried his hand at cooking and almost burned the kitchen down.
He was determined to make Crooks and him “get sick” on the spider webs.
Muggle sayings are so stupid, he thought.
[Video: Crookshanks eating.]
Hermione texted Draco: Dean sent me this link this morning. Why is my fur baby on TikTok?
D: I figured out my calling, Granger. I'm going to be a stage dad.
D: By the way, it's our fur baby.