Custom Couch
Draco couldn't stand how comfortable Crookshanks looked on their new couch.
He filmed Crooks, then sent Hermione the video. Look at this! Just look at him.
Hermione texted: Yes, Crooks is magnificent.
Draco: No, look at his audacity!
Hermione: Love, I'm in a meeting.
Draco: But look! He’s getting his orange fur all over our new couch.
Hermione pinched the bridge of her nose. She'd been in and out of meetings all day. She texted back: Just move him to the floor then.
He didn't write back for a few minutes. Hermione wondered if they'd gotten into a fight. Ever since Draco moved in with them, the tension was high in the townhouse.
D: Are you mad, Witch?! His joints can’t handle the floor!
She scoffed, turning over her phone.
PING.
D: I expected more from the Minister of Regulation and Care for Magical Animals.
A few minutes later …
PING.
D: I’m going to buy him his own couch.
[Video: Crookshanks chilling on a couch.]