Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss
Characters
Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Harry Potter Characters, Death Eater Characters, Nagini (Harry Potter), Tom Riddle/Severus Snape, Minor Bellatrix Black Lestrange/Voldemort
Tags
Power Imbalance Crack Implied/Referenced Suicide Self-Insert Bisexual Male Character Some Humor Canon Divergence - Post-Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire gaslight gatekeep girlboss No beta we die like Cedric Diggory BAMF Tom Riddle some torture When you wake up as a Dark Lord Trying to apply logic to Wizarding Britain Crack Treated Kinda Seriously Simping for Snape Tommy will single handedly turn every platinum blond hair on Lucius head grey in a Morbid Humor way
Summary
After a long night out at his favorite Club - it had been Drag Night - Tommy wakes up in an unfamiliar bed with a gigantic snake drapped overhim. Things get worse when he realized this body looks middle aged - Tommy was a Twink and not ready to be a DILF, for fucks safe Tommy was just some stupid 22-year-old.Turns out Tommy is in the Harry Potter world, only instead of waking up as the Hero in the beginning of the Story, the higher power which made this all happen apparently decided to choose violence and make him wake up as the villain in book five. Whatever, Tommy got this, right? Fake it till you make it and Tommy would Gaslight-Gatekeep-Girlboss to be the best Dark Lord ever, period.Authors Note: Haven‘t updated this is a while, not abandoned though, I just don‘t ride the train anymore that I wrote this on so I haven‘t found the time to continue
Note
June is coming up - so for the gays and the gays only (JK everyone can read this, unlike Rowling we don‘t discriminate) - here is Tommy (Bisexual Disaster extraordinar) trying his best to be a good Dark Lord (cause thats apparently, his role). Also turns out the Standford Prison Experiment was right and if given to much power and a role to execute that power then people will abuse it - people being Tommy in this case with the power and role of a Dark Lord.BTW:‚This is thoughts‘„This is speech“„§This is Parseltongue§“

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