Chocolate Heist of 1995 - PART I
This meeting for sure was about to become entertaining. Tommy couldn‘t help but grin showing some of the sharp teeth his Voldyglamour had. He knew he looked monsterous like that and it was all the more pleasure to have Malfoy pander to him while he barley even looked human, if the man wasn’t smart enough to fear him it surly would be comedy gold to see the man try and hide his disgust of his master.
„I am planning a Heist on muggle chocolate factories.“ Tommy didn’t elaborate more, just waiting for some form of reaction. Sadly Crabbe just looked stupid as always and both Severus and Goyles faces were blank not betraying any of their thoughts on the matter - the former accomplished this through Occlumency and the later probably just didn‘t have any on that matter.
At least Lucius didn’t disappoint asking away:“My lord, muggle factories?“ The man was to curious for his own good or just a bit stupidly brave when it came to daring to question Tommy, but Tommy could respect wanting to know all the facts to make an informed decision - which didn‘t mean he still might torture him for his insolence. ‚Did Severus ever want to torture his students for their insolence? Who am I kidding every teacher probably does ‘, good that Tommy was a Dark Lord and not a Teacher so he could just act on this wish.
Firstly let‘s get on Malfoys nerves by making his question seem stupid.
„ Chocolate does help with dementor exposure, does it not?“
„ Of course, my lord“, came the ready reply by Lucius while Crabbe nodded along as if he understood what was being said.
„And we will break into Azkaban and bring inmates from Azkaban which is guarded by dementors, soon, don‘t we?“
„ As is your plan and our command, my Lord“
„Funny that you say the word command and yet you question my command my slippery friend“ Tommy couldn’t help by making an obvious shark grin again but this was a happy moment - ‚ should I use the force choke again? That was kind of fun.‘ And Tommy did just that ever so slightly putting pressure on Lucius neck and cutting off the air supply completely for some short moments in irregular intervals. There was already sweat building at Lucius temple and the sign of the blonds nervousness was exhilarating.
Tommy at least decided to have some mercy - yes he could be a merciful Dark Lord - and continued the explanation of his thought progress:„Death Eaters rading a muggle sweets factory sounds ludocrous, if Dumbledore would accuse us to be behind it he would just discredit himself more. And a heist of a muggle Factory gets easier undetected from the DMLE then lets say if we rob Honeydukes.“
„ A truley marvelous plan my lord“, Lucius managed to say when Tommy lightened his grip on the blonds neck.
„We only need to not make it obvious that magic was used, so the aurors don‘t get involved.“ Tommy swipped his hand to the air now completely letting go of Lucius and gesturing in an off hand manner as is this was all trivial.
„ How will we accomplish this my Lord?“ ‚Lucius you truly never learned how to shut up, always feeling entitled to an opinion, don‘t you?‘
Tommy feared the answer to his question but had to ask anyway:„Which one of you knows what a car is?“
Slowly three hands rose to the air.
„ Just Snape, Avery and Goyle?“ ‚Goyle of all people. I mean I had no expectations and somehow I am still disappointed.‘
„Can any of you drive a car?“, Tommy asked his follow up question and proptly was even more disappointed, eventhough he really should have anticipated this ‚none of them can drive a car? For fucks sake do you have to do everything yourself?‘
„Fine Goyle, Crabbe you will carry boxes you can lift heavy, Snape you will also be on the mission as you are one of the most familiar with muggles. I will drive the getaway car myself.“
From the look on Lucius face all this led to even more questions on the blonds side but at least he had managed to learned to shut up some.
„I will call you when I need you for the heist and some of my lower level minions ehm I mean Death Eaters. For now Lucius you are in charge of taking care of the rest of the preparation for the prisoners recovery progress, get Severus to brew some healing potions and someone else competent to brew the simpler potions to lighten Severus work load, also look around for discreet healers willing to swear some oats - are their any in my ranks already?“
„ Narcissa is a licensed Healer, as are Jacobus Selwyn and Aloysius Avery, While Avery was never marked like his cousins he is loyal to the cause and can be trusted. Of course we have multiple mediwitches and wizards we could use, not counting Severus there is Valerie Crabbe and Ophelia Boyle as well as Apollo and Artemis Flint and Erwin Grant. All who won‘t bear the mark will of course that a extra vow as a security percussion.“
„ Fabulous L‘Oreal, good work!“
„My Lord?“
„ Lucius, I meant Lucius, a sssimple sslinp of tongue.“ Tommy tried to cover up his slip up from his secret nickname he had baptized Malfoy with through emphasizing the lisp that came with a parseltongue accent - it made the blond uncomfortable enough to shut up again.
The meeting had wrapped up pretty quickly after that and now not even a week later here they were - Tommys first break in, first criminal activity really (if you don‘t count being the leader of a terrorist organisation, having what is basically slaves and torturing said slaves ; did identity theft count? Cause technically Tommy was impersonating Voldemort from Voldemorts body, but it was not like that was on purpose).
[To be continued]