In which a group chat is made
JUL 13 AT 7:38 PM
Bellatrix Black created a group chat.
Bellatrix Black added Rudolphus Lestrange, Rabastan Lestrange, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Black, Severus Snape, Antonin Dolohov, Walden Macnair, Augustus Rookwood, Evan Rosier, George Wilkes, Wulfric Mulciber Jr., Alecto Carrow, Amycus Carrow, Regulus Arcturus Black, Barty Crouch Jr. and William Travers to the group.
Bellatrix Black: HELLO
Bellatrix Black: HELLO ARE YOU ALL HERE
Barty Crouch Jr.: Fuck's sake Bella
Barty Crouch Jr.: Do you still not know how to use ur goddamn phone
Bellatrix Black is typing…
Barty Crouch Jr.: Here we go
Bellatrix Black is typing…
Regulus Arcturus Black: She'll take a while.
Lucius Malfoy: I think I know why she made the group chat
Bellatrix Black is typing…
Severus Snape: *rolls eyes* We all know Lucius
Severus Snape: everyone knows
Barty Crouch Jr.: Did you really just type "rolls eyes"
Barty Crouch Jr.: use an emoji
Bellatrix Black: I HAVE CALLED YOU ALL HERE BECAUSE WE HAVE DISGRACED OUR LORD IN OUR LAST BATTLE WITH TEH ORDER OF THE PHOENIX. THE DARK LARD IS DISPLEASED BECAUSE OF OUR INABILITY TO RELAY INFORMATION TO EACH OTHER. SO I MADE THIS GROUP CHAT IN ORDER TO INFORM EVERYONE OF PERTINENT INFORMATION
Barty Crouch Jr.: dark lard
Lucius Malfoy: dark lard
Regulus Arcturus Black: dark lard
Bellatrix Black: I HATE YOU ALL.
Severus Snape: We all told you that giving out mission info using owls is inefficient Bellatrix
Severus Snape: Besides everyone uses phones now
Bellatrix Black: THIS IS DISGUSTING MUGGLE TECHNOLOGU
Bellatrix Black: THE HOUSE OF BLACK IS NOT TO BE SULLIED BY THIS ABOMINABLE DISEASE THAT IS MUGGLE TECHNOLOGY SEEPING INTO THE WIZARDING WORLD
Regulus Arcturus Black: Uh pretty sure Mother has the latest iphone
Narcissa Black: We have no choice sister. The internet is simply faster.
Bellatrix Black: UNFORTUNATELY.
Bellatrix Black: SO WE WEILL BE RELAYING EVERYTHING HERE
Bellatrix Black: THE DARK LORD MUST NOT BE DISAPPOINTED AGAIN
Augustus Rookwood: oh yeah, how are you bella
Augustus Rookwood: that crucio was brutal
Augustus Rookwood: how long was that? 4 minutes?
Severus Snape: Five
Narcissa Black: WHAT
Bellatrix Black: I AM WELL THANK YOU
Bellatrix Black: BEING ABLE TO KNEEL AT THE FEET OF OUR LORD AS HE LOOMED OVER ME AND MADE MY NERVES SING WITH PAIN IS MY ABSOLUTE PLEASURE
Antonin Dolohov: kinky
Regulus Arcturus Black: Uh, isnt your fiance here
Bellatrix Black: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ADMIRING OUR LORD. I AM HIS SERVANT FIRST AND A FIANCEE SECOND. HE IS BEAUTY, HE IS GRACE
Severus Snape: BELLATRIX HE LOOKS LIKE A SNAKE
Bellatrix Black: THAT IS WHAT POWER LOOKS LIKE
Barty Crouch Jr.: furry
Lucius Malfoy: furry
Antonin Dolohov: furry
Narcissa Black: I apologize, but I believe the more proper term would be 'monster fucker'.
Lucius Malfoy: Narcissa what
Regulus Arcturus Black: kill me
Antonin Dolohov: in this house we dont kinkshame
Barty Crouch Jr. changed the group name to Unforgivable Cursers
Antonin Dolohov: nice