Unforgivable Cursers

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Gen
G
Unforgivable Cursers
Characters
Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, Evan Rosier, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Wilkes (Harry Potter), Barty Crouch Jr., Antonin Dolohov, Narcissa Black, Mulciber Jr. | Severus Snape's Schoolmate, Rabastan Lestrange, Travers (Harry Potter), Regulus Arcturus Black, Amycus Carrow, Alecto Carrow, Augustus Rookwood, Walden Macnair
Tags
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Crack Attempt at Humor Lighthearted First Wizarding War with Voldemort (Harry Potter) Chatting & Messaging chatfic Death Eaters Not-really-good-but-also-not-horrible-death-eaters Bellatrix is a simp Tags are added as they become relevant
Summary
Bellatrix Black: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ADMIRING OUR LORD. I AM HIS SERVANT FIRST AND A FIANCEE SECOND. HE IS BEAUTY, HE IS GRACESeverus Snape: BELLATRIX HE LOOKS LIKE A SNAKEBellatrix Black: THAT IS WHAT POWER LOOKS LIKEBarty Crouch Jr.: furryLucius Malfoy: furryAugustus Rookwood: furryNarcissa Black: I apologize, but I believe the more proper term would be 'monster fucker'Lucius Malfoy: Narcissa whatRegulus Arcturus Black: kill me***In which, through chaotic group chats and shenanigans, the Death Eaters of the First Wizarding War manages to save Wizarding Britain.
Note
Hello! This is just a silly lighthearted chatfic that I thought about a few hours ago. I will be updating this every once in a while, whenever I feel like it. Im not the best at humor but I hope at least I could make you all crack even a small smile as you read it. If you like what you read, please comment and subscribe. Comments really brighten up my day, so that would be nice.

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