Hedwig And Fawkes Take Off
Hedwig knew it was time to leave when she asked Harry a very simple question.
A simple couple of words she imagined and then stuck in his mind.
“Why are your survival instincts getting worse?”
Harry’s response did nothing to soothe her.
“Oh, it’s just the voice in my head. That’s all.”
That was four weeks ago. May God help them with whatever catastrophe Harry has unleashed.
(It’s not going so well.)
Hedwig is just chilling, having the freedom to do whatever she desires.
She had already committed multiple illegal acts without the cautious oversight of a reliable human with morals. She’s a one-woman crime spree, and she loves every second of it.
If anyone heard that the U.S. Navy was looking for her, no you didn’t.
She was in the middle of using illusions on human merchants to scam them when everything around her suddenly flew from a crash landing.
Oh great, Fawkes is here.
If he was here to stop her from breaking into the British Parliament again, she would put up a fight.
But no, he was here in hopes of escaping a Dumbledore gone mad.
(He rocked in his chair back and forth, over and over and over again. He sang a lullaby about murder. Fawkes was a little scared. He’s become unhinged.)
(Dumbledore didn’t want to work.
He wouldn’t.
He wouldn’t.)
Together, her and Fawkes became the Ministry’s worst nightmare.
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Draco Malfoy deserves better than this!
When his parents went to pick him up from the train station, he realized he forgot to wash off the fake Harry Potter scar.
He was still wearing a Gryffindor tie.
His father was not very understanding.
Draco will not tolerate not very understanding!
His father complained that he is not living up to his Pureblood standards. He forbid him from befriending anyone who wasn’t in Slytherin or at least a half blood.
This is how Draco Malfoy ran away from home on the back of a magically large peacock.
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They were in the middle of hijacking a plane.
Who knew that controls were so hard for a bird to use?
Not that the disguise is great or anything, but Hedwig stole pilot outfits made for dogs and had them wear it.
The plane is full of passengers and crew members who are currently fearing for their lives, but unable to do anything unless they want shot out of the open hole Fawkes created right on the side of the plane.
Hedwig has the brilliant idea to hold them hostage for ransom.
They could always use more money.
They arrive in Costa Rica, making their escape once they landed.
Alas, the landing was in a government building, but that’s okay.
She’ll get better with the more planes she flies.
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This is the sixth time this month Sirius has had to stop Harry from committing a strange occult ritual with an odd and bloody object in the middle.
Kreacher and Dobby have been no help.
(Harry is so happy he kept his cult apparel!)