
Characters
Tags
Fluff
Not Canon Compliant
Fluff and Humor
Tooth-Rotting Fluff
Domestic Fluff
Attempt at Humor
Idiots in Love
Not Beta Read
Crack Treated Seriously
Flashbacks
Post-War
Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
Hermione Granger is Bad at Feelings
Not Actually Unrequited Love
Healing
Background Relationships
Gryffindor/Slytherin Inter-House Relationships
Non-Linear Narrative
Supportive Narcissa Black Malfoy
Hogwarts Eighth Year
Pining Hermione Granger
Gryffindor & Slytherin Inter-House Friendships
Snapshots
Anthony Goldstein Bashing
sexy calendar
sexy calendar does heavy lifting
hermione dates other people but dramione is endgame it's ok
emotional support pizza
like it's crack adjacent
Summary
Pansy is putting together a sexy charity calendar, and Hermione has absolutely no strong feelings about that. None whatsoever - not even in regards to her co-worker with a penchant for rolling his sleeves and being emotionally available.Hermione never planned on Draco Malfoy becoming a constant in her life. But somewhere between shared memories and meddling friends, the lines blurred. Maybe, she realises, they were always heading here.***Hermione bit her lip and mulled over an idea. Would they hate it? Maybe. Would it be hilarious? Absolutely. “We could still make something to sell…” She began, her voice light. “Like a calendar?” She was met with confused faces. “A risqué one.” Hermione clarified. “For charity.”Theo leaned forward with a slow, wolfish grin. “One of those calendars where people pose shirtless? Tastefully. Artfully.” He paused for dramatic effect. “Nakedly.” He waggled his eyebrows.“I love it, let’s do it.” Pansy declared.“Absolutely not.” Malfoy said immediately.“Oh, come on.” Blaise grinned. “For the children, Malfoy.”
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Chapters
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A Conveniently Placed Pot Plant
April 19, 2025 at 09:35 AM -
My Gentle Hermione
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Several Meanings Behind The Word 'Wet'
April 19, 2025 at 09:35 AM -
The Eggshell Or The Ivory, Sir?
April 19, 2025 at 09:35 AM -
Alpha Male
April 19, 2025 at 09:35 AM -
Sorry I Avada'd You
April 19, 2025 at 09:35 AM -
So... Blokes
April 19, 2025 at 09:35 AM -
Nasty Takeaway Pizza
April 19, 2025 at 09:35 AM -
Ten Tips For Keeping Your Grass Healthy This Winter
April 19, 2025 at 09:35 AM -
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
April 19, 2025 at 09:35 AM -
It's Like That One Song From Cats
April 19, 2025 at 09:35 AM -
Exit, Pursued By A Toad
April 19, 2025 at 09:35 AM