Bridge Battle No Jutsu
Fay was with her team when they headed out to the bridge. They decided to leave Naru behind, him being passed out and all. They claimed he was out of chakra. 'Well they're stupid!' Now, Fay normally would have worried about Inari and his mom after leaving, but Fay took a little detour on the way home this morning. She had been gone all night, even when the boys made their way back home. So with nothing threatening the family, Fay skipped ahead of the group. As such, Fay was the first to see the bodies of the bridge builders. When the others saw, they freaked out.
"My builders! How will I finish the bridge now?!"
"Yes. You lost so many men! All fucking FIVE of them... Chill out dude, they aren't even DEAD... Unless you want them to be~"
Fay rolled her eyes as Tazuna looked at her angrily. Hime went to check on the men and confirmed they were all still alive. With a victorious smirk, Fay stuck out her tongue at Tazuna and pointed a finger up into the air.
"And cue the hidden mist jutsu!"
Everyone looked at Fay in alarm but quickly realized that there was no fog. Frowning to herself, Fay tilted her head to the side and gave a look of confusion. The rest of her team turned their gazes back to her and looked a little annoyed. But before they could say anything, a mist started to blur everyone's vision.
"Oops. My timing was a little off I guess... Sorry guys~"
"Sorry to have kept you waiting, Kakashi-"
"OMG It's ZZ TOP! No... Wait... That's a band... Huh. Anyway! Don't make fun of Duck Ass! It's not his fault he has serious mental issues!"
"..."
Fay turned to look at everyone to see then sweat drop, even Zuzu was speechless.
"UGH! Just make yur damn clones already... No one can take a joke these days... Maybe they just can't handle my genius? Or perhaps it's because no one knows who ZZ Top is... I mean I personally don't like their music, and they're pretty old... but... Oh Hey! Good job Ducky Butt! Stab dem waterz! LIKE A BOSS! Eh?! Oh right... you guys don't have SNL here do you... Well shit..."
As Fay gave her little speech, Zuzu did in fact make his clones. They were surrounding the group but Sausey-Q cut them down with a smirk. Though that smirk vanished when Fay congratulated him for killing water. Zuzu came into view and was about to applaud Sauce for killing the clones when Fay was once again started shouting.
"Haku-kun!"
While Fay called out to the masked boy, she waved to him ecstatically. Team seven sweat dropped and watched Fay bounce about like a child. But to everyone's surprise, even Zuzu's, Haku gave a small wave back. This caused Sakura, Kakashi, and Tazuna to fall on their face. Saus-gay and Zuzu however just narrowed their eyes.
"Aw! Is Zuzu-choo a jelly belly? I still love ya Zaboopy! Zugga zugga Zugga zugga ZU ZUU!"
Fay imitated a train as she called out to Zuzu. An irk mark appeared on the man's forehead from her stupidity. Fay smiled cheekily and swayed from side to side. Kakashi started talking about how he suspected that Haku was working with Zuzu. Everyone started to berate the poor boy when Fay seemed to snap to attention.
"Ne ne! Moomoo... You know that Gato midget is planning on killing you after this, right? I honestly wonder why he hired ninja in the first place. It would have been cheaper and a lot faster to just blow up the bridge... God knows he has access to explosives... And it would have discouraged the people here a lot too..."
"What do you know you little brat! A bitch like you-"
"I will break your nose again Zabuza... So shut your mouth before I sew it to a cows ass and you end up eating it's shit. Got it?"
Zuzu looked at Fay in shock. Partially from her threat, but mostly from saying his name correctly. He could tell she was dead serious. Even Haku flinched at the anger in her tone and chose to say nothing. The others wondered if Fay was making the whole story up, so they tried to move along the conversation. Sauce stated that he would fight Haku and that he hated guys who acted 'cool'. To this Fay made a 'pfft' noise and looked at Saucy with a smirk.
"Look who's talking! Hahahaha... Ohmehgee!..."
Sakura looked angry about what Fay said, but obviously torn about voicing her thoughts. Wiping away a tear, Fay took in a deep breath and held to her stomach. Looking at everyone with a bright smile, Fay made a motion as if to say to go on with whatever everyone was doing and took a step back. As if this triggered something, Haku went to attack Saucy. Kaka told Hime and Fay to guard Tazuna, which they did, though Fay was noticeably less serious about the whole thing. As Haku and Saucy fought, Fay smirked and looked to Kakashi.
"So... I'm warning you all right now... If someone asks where all the water is coming from I'm gonna cut a bitch. Cause we're on a fucking bridge..."
Kakashi sweat dropped, but kept his eyes on the fighting boys. Hime also watched on with a worried glance. Fay looked to Tazuna and thought about making a bet with him on who he thought would win. Though she thought better of it seeing as it was pretty much betting on his life. That and Fay already knew the outcome. Which was cheating, so... She passed on the idea. When she finally snapped out of her thoughts, Kakashi was handing out compliments to the team. Smirking, Fay puffed out her chest a bit as he listed everyone. Sauske having the most potential, Sakura being very smart, and Naruto being an overactive idiot. Fay giggled at bit at this when Sakura opened her big mouth and ruined the moment.
"What about Fay-chan, Kakashi-sensei?"
"Hmm... I guess you could say she's random..."
Hime sweat dropped at Kaka's obviously lacking answer, but Fay simply gave a thumbs up. She approved of his answer. While this happened, Haku attacked Duckbutt with ice needles but Ducky dodged and stuff. It wasn't that interesting actually. But when The Sauce kicked Haku back, Fay cheered. Things were moving along.