Mirror No Jutsu
No one really had a chance to do anything before... Okay that's complete bullshit. Everyone had a whole forty-five seconds to move their ass. But no. Everyone just stared in shock as Haku formed his jutsu. Deadpanning, Fay watched as Ducky got caught in a web of mirrors. She then face palmed when Kakashi charged towards the boys. Of course he was blocked by Zuzu, who told him that he was his opponent. Hime looked on in fear as Haku started to attack Ducky. His screams echoed through the mist giving the air a morbid atmosphere. A crazy smile appeared on Fay's face, not that you could see, as she clenched her hands under her long sleeves. She even started to giggle hysterically, catching Hime's attention.
"Fay-chan! Why are you laughing?! Sasuke-kun is getting hurt!"
"Exactly! Those screams are heavenly~"
"Fay-chan! How could you say that?! If you aren't going to help him, I will!"
Hime ran off towards the mirror cage, leaving Fay with Tazuna. The old man looked at Fay warily as she continued to giggle. His life was in the hands of a maniac. As he thought this, Fay abruptly stopped laughing.
"Oh please. Like I would let you die here. I'm not heartless... Er... Well... I'm not immoral! So don't worry, you won't even get a scratch. Just watch the show okay. It'll be fine. I promise."
Tazuna looked at Fay with wide eyes, but slowly nodded. He wasn't about to argue with this psychopathic female. All the while, Sakura threw a kunai only to have Haku catch it. The princess stood there in shock as she realized she just helped the enemy hurt her object of obsession. Then, BAM! Out of nowhere a shiruken bitch slapped Haku out of his mirror. A plume of smoke appeared on the bride catching everyone's attention. But after about a minute of smoke, Fay deadpanned and rolled her eyes.
"Too. Much. Smoke!"
Yes, the great Uzumaki had made his grand entrance. And then the great Uzumaki had shiruken flying towards him at high speed. Luckily, Haku deflected the attack, leaving everyone to just scold Naruto.
"Thanks Haku-kun! Good luck with your fight!"
"Fay-chan! Don't cheer for the enemy!"
"What? He's a good kid! Unfortunately..."
Fay whispered the last bit so only Hime could hear it. She shot Fay a confused glance before turning back to the fight. Kakashi was still scolding Naruto, making Fay huff in aggravation.
"Yes, he made himself a target! Which you could have used to your advantage as a distraction! Now stop with the talking and get on with the fighting! We're wasting mist here!"
Fay crossed her arms and motioned for everyone to move on. Which they did. By talking more. Fay's eye twitched as she let out a frustrated sigh and fell to her butt. Sitting cross-legged, Fay patted the seat next to her for Tazuna to join her. Which he did actually. Fay gave him a respectful smile. More stuff happened, but Fay barely paid attention. At some point, Naruto went into the mirror cage and made things worse. All the while, Fay pulled a book out of her ninja pouch and read.
"Hey Tazuna, I still won't let anyone touch you. But tell me when the mirrors break, okay? This part gets kinda boring..."
Holding true to her word, Fay paid absolutely NO attention to the fight. That is, until Sakura's shrill scream pierced the air. Not even Fay could block that out. With a twitch of her eye, Fay took a deep breath and closed her eyes tight. Snapping her book closed, Fay put it away and turned an infuriating glare to Zuzu, Kaka, and Hime. Her eyes looked like they alone could tear their throats open. With a scowl, Fay let out a feral growl that no human or animal could make. This caught everyone's attention instantly. Zuzu even stopped bragging to Kaka. Tilting her head to the side in an unnatural way, Fay looked at the two fighting male ninjas behind her.
"Would you two shut the FUCK UP?! I'm trying to read! You want to know how this all fucking ends?! I can tell you! Sauske is going to die first. Then Naruto is going to lose control and almost kill Haku. But that honor goes to Kakashi with his chidori. Then while everyone is all gloomy and talking like idiots, Gato midget shows up with a mob of thugs to kill everyone off. But Zubaza here, despite losing the use of both his arms with kill Gato, then die himself. It will start snowing and the rest of the mob threatens to plunder the village only to have the villagers scare them away. Throughout all this, I get to watch as everyone, including you Zabuza, cry over the loss of poor Haku. Heh, at least, that's how it's supposed to go. So try not to die from bleeding out all over this damned bridge."
Everyone within hearing distance stared at Fay with wide eyes. Tazuna and her team were shocked to say the least. Zuzu however glared at Fay in pure furry.
"You don't know anything! Your stupid lie won't fool me girly. I'll kill you, All of you. But you little bitch, I'm saving you for last."
Fay narrows her eyes but just shrugs the threat off.
"Fine. Go on then. Get on with it. I'm waiting Zoomoo."
"I'll finish this!"
And with that, Zuzu jumps back into the mist only to be followed by Kaka. They weren't even gone for a minute before a strong chakra surrounded the bridge. To this, Fay's eyes widened and a grin spread across her face.
"About fucking time! God this was taking way too long. But you guys do have to grow and learn for yourselves."