Zabuza No Jutsu
So after Fay had her much needed meal, She quickly cleaned up and walked back over to her team. Kaka was still questioning Tazuna and Naruto started to get annoyed. After a bunch of talk about this really being a 'B' rank mission, Naruto snapped and plunged a kunai into his poisoned wound. With a blank stare, Fay watched everyone react to the boys stubbornness. However, after his heart warming speech, Kaka pointed out that he would bleed to death at this rate. Letting out a groan, Fay decided to step in.
"Give me your hand Naru-chu. Though I must admit, those dead serious eyes of yours back there were pretty sexy~"
Naruto blushed at Fay's words. However, it deepened when Fay lowered her red face mask and licked his wound. The bleeding stopped and Fay quickly pulled up her mask again. Only Naruto caught a glimpse of her whole face, and even then it was only for a moment. Now pulling a roll of bandages out, Fay wrapped up the blonde boys hand. It would heal on its own, thanks to a certain nine tailed beast. Fay smiled and titled her head to the side but jumped a bit when Sakura shouted.
"Fay-san! Did... Did you just lick Naruto's blood?! That's so gross! Why would yo-"
"Oh hush~ I was making sure the poison was really out of his system. It is, thanks for asking. And you're a girl, get used to seeing blood at least once a month..."
Sakura blushed and muttered that it wasn't even remotely the same thing. Fay laughed and noticed that the guys were an even darker red than Sakura. After regaining some sense, Kaka raised a brow towards Fay, who simply shrugged.
"Anyway, wake me up when we get to the land of waves. I'm kinda tired~"
In a flash, Fay pulled out a summoning scroll and raised her sleeve. With a shiruken, Fay sliced her palm and called forth her summon. To everyone's major surprise, the summon was a giant stuffed animal. A bear plushy to be exact. It greatly resembled a Gloomy Bear, a grey one with red eyes and black claws. The bear picked up Fay bridal style and held her carefully so she could sleep. And as soon as it did so, the purple haired girl was passed out. When the group started walking, the bear obediently followed. Everyone couldn't help but stare at it every few seconds.
So in the arms of an adorable giant teddy bear, Fay slept through the whole boat ride. Thank god, cause she really didn't want to listen to everything. It was boring. As the group finally stepped on land, the teddy bear gracefully lowered Fay to her feet, causing her to wake up. Rubbing her eyes, Fay looked to the bear and smiled.
"Thanks a bunch Asher! I needed that nap~"
"It was my honor Kami-sama. Do not hesitate to call on me again. Everyone is eager to see why you have returned."
"Mah mah~ You'll find out when everyone else does! I just hope that-... Kami-sama?"
"Ah, my apologies Fay-sama. I'll take my leave then."
Asher poofed out of existence, but an enraged look took over Fay's face.
"GET BACK HERE YOU BASTARD! YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE DIDN'T YOU?! KAMI-SAMA MY ASS!"
Everyone watched the conversation with wide eyes. They continued to stare at Fay long after she stopped yelling. Her red eyes looked over to them with annoyance.
"What?"
"Ah! Um.. I just didn't know your summons could talk Fay-san."
"I didn't know stuffed animals could be used as summons! Believe it!"
"Why did it call you Kami-sama?"
"Of course they can talk~ And why can't there be plushy summons? So, with all questions answered, let's move eet~!"
"You didn't explain why it called you Kami-sama..."
"Why aren't you people moving? Let's GO!"
Everyone sweat dropped as Fay blatantly ignored Saus-butt's question, but followed after her once she started leaving the group. Not too long afterwards, Naruto started throwing kunai at the bushes. Fay's smile widened to the point she looked like a child in a candy store. She was even looking around in all directions as if waiting for something. As Naru almost killed a bunny, the girl's excitement grew. She was hopping up and down on her feet now and clapping. Right as Kaka yelled out, Fay too said the same sentence. However, she said it with a huge smile.
"Everyone, get down!"
As everyone else ducked, Fay jumped up. She landed exactly where she wanted to and kept silent, wanting to see how long it took for everyone to notice where she was. Holding back a giggle, Fay watched events unfold. As everyone turned to their now revealed enemy, Kaka spoke up first. Unable to hold herself back anymore, Fay pointed dramatically.
"If I'm not mistaken, he's..."
"GASP! It's one of the seven ninja swordsmen from the mist! The demon of the hidden Mist... The expert of the Silent Killing technique... The one and only... Zabazza Momahoo!"
Everyone turned to Fay in shock, seeing her standing on the opposite side of the enemy's sword that was sticking out of a tree. The enemy himself looked to her in shock, not sensing her presence despite her being right next to him. When he heard her identifying him, almost in a praising way, he smirked and stood a little taller. However, when she got his name wrong, he almost fell off his sword. With a irk mark, the man turned to Fay.
"It's Zabuza Momochi! Ya brat! You're dead!"
Zabuza charged for Fay but she easily dodged. And by dodged, I mean appeared sitting atop Kaka's shoulder like a child. Kaka couldn't help but notice that this girl was practically weightless. Which was odd, since in their battle earlier she had a good weight in order to keep him pinned down. That and she was also sitting atop his shoulders like he wouldn't mind. Technically he didn't, but she could at least ask!
"Eheheh~ My bad! But I didn't even attack! Meany! Hey Kaka-baka... use your Sharingan and kick this ass holes ass! I'll guard Mr. Tazuna~ Cause Fay is a good girl~!"
Back flipping off of Kaka's shoulders, Fay stood next to Tazuna casually. Saus-gay was shocked about hearing the term Sharingan, and Kaka ordered team seven into the manji formation. So as was usual when things got slow, Fay pulled out her book and read. The Sharingan was explained, and Zabuza said he would kill Tazuna. Fay yawned as team seven finally went into formation. Fay of course was still reading. This earned her some glares from her team mates, but they had to pay attention when Zabuza stood on the lake next to them. Kaka told everyone to stay alert then joked that if they lost, they would only die. Everyone was caught speechless and Fay giggled.
"Yeah, you'll only end up dead~ Don't worry though, cause that won't happen."
"Ho-how could you say that Fay-san?! This is serious! Don't be so cocky!"
"Yeah yeah. And yes Naru-chu, the mist is thicker. No need to point out the obvious~"
As Fay waved off Sakura's insult and stopped Naru from sounding stupid, Zabuza started listing off the eight vital spots. Fay took this moment to put her book away and nodded understandingly. However, when he asked which one to choose, Fay piped up.
"I personally like the arteries myself... It's a bit messy though ain't it Zumba-kun?"