Clone No Jutsu
After Fay gave her own opinion, her team gave her glares of anger and slight horror. Zabuza also seemed pissed she got his name wrong again, though he only let out a hiss of breath that not even Kaka would have heard. Kaka concentrated his chakra and the mist cleared for only a moment. Saus-ass visibly tensed as he sensed the jonin's power and even thought about killing himself. Seeing this, Fay rolled her eyes.
"Saus-gay... Calm the calamities that are your mammaries... Kakashi won't let you die. I probably won't let you die. Sakura would die for you. And Naru-chu is too determined to beat you to let you die before you acknowledge him... So... you won't die... Put the kunai AWAY... Emo ass hat..."
Kakashi nodded and agreed with Fay. When he said he wouldn't let his comrades die, it took all of Fay's power to not say 'again'. Then Zabuza made his move and appeared in the middle of team seven and Tazuna. Everyone but Fay jumped back while Kaka grabbed Zuzu in a death hold and stabbed him with a kunai. But the man simply turned into water, proving that he was a clone. Kaka was then attacked by Zuzu, and it turned out that Kaka was also a water clone. Kaka once again appeared and held a kunai to Zuzu's throat. And instead of killing him instantly... Kaka talked. And talked. And kept fucking talking. Looking on in a bored manner, Fay scoffed. Zuzu started laughing and explaining things, but Fay didn't let him finish. Now in front of the man, Fay plunged a kunai in his left eye.
"Just kill the damned clone already! Who waits before killing an enemy? Really Kaka, are you always this bad or just getting rusty?"
Fay jumped back a few feet as the water clone dispersed. Zuzu reappeared and swung his sword at Kaka, who dodged. However, Zuzu just kicked him instead. As Kaka fell back into the lake, Fay side stepped to let Zuzu through. He was actually playing it smart and not attacking Fay outright. The rouge nin jumped into the water and Kaka came out.
"Get outta there old man! It's a TRAP!"
But Zuzu already preformed the water prison jutsu. Face palming, Fay took a step closer to Tazuna. Everyone looked on in shock and Fay groaned.
"Damnit Kaka! What did I say about dying and leaving me to lead team seven?! And you can't escape, but you can still reach the guys hand! You have weapons! If that's too hard you have teeth! We're omnivores! We can eat the meats! Jesus Christ... You're all stupid..."
Zuzu summoned another water clone and started spouting shit about team seven not being real ninjas. That they haven't seen enough death to know what being a ninja is. 'He doesn't even know us! Condescending bastard!' Fay's eye twitched, but she tried to keep calm. No one else was really guarding Tazuna at the moment, so that left her. Kaka yelled out for everyone to run away, which they couldn't even if they wanted to. Sauske realized this and went to attack... and got caught... The emo duck got thrown into some trees and Naru was about to pussy out. But at the last minute, he remembered his promise. After some hesitation that signified the flashbacks being played in his head, Naruto charged towards Zuzu. He was kicked back to the rest of the group, but Fay still smiled.
"And balls were grown this day! Good job Naruto! Get that headband!"
Everyone fretted over the boy until they realized that he really did only charge to get his ninja headband. The blonde gave a smirk and told Sauske to help with his plan. Fay cheered a bit, managing to do a stupid dance in the process. However, Kaka rained on Fay's parade and yelled at everyone to run away. With a scowl, Fay glared at her sensei.
"Shut up ya dumb ass! They're trying to save you. How will these babies learn if they don't try, huh?! I've got their backs, so shove it!"
Kakashi shut up and looked at Fay in shock. He didn't expect her to yell at him so fiercely. And when the others agreed with her, he was at a loss for words. Zuzu however seemed to find this hilarious and started laughing.
"And what makes you so special girly? So you can hide your presence... Is that all you got?"
"Nope~ I'm also really fast!"
As Fay said this, she was already in front of the real Zuzu and pointing at him. With a childish grin, Fay yelled back to her team mates.
"You guys follow your plan~ I'm gonna punch this guy..."
"You think you can beat me? When I was your age, this hand was already stained red with blood!"
"Yeah yeah, you must be so proud huh? You definitely aced your graduation exam didn't ya? All you had to do was kill all your classmates. Oh wait, they weren't even your classmates were they? I don't see the big deal. You think that amounts to anything? Look, Zaboomafoo... You must feel so special being able to kill people. But anyone can do that. No... the hard part is saving those you care about most. A thing you will find you won't be able to do. You're going to watch that person bleed to death in front of you. And it's ALL your fault. Heh, I pity you ya know... But enough about that~ I want your blood."
As Fay finished speaking, her eyes started to glow red. Luckily, only Kaka and Zuzu could see her. Zuzu narrowed his eyes while Kaka widened his. With a childish giggle, Fay heard the water clone attack her team mates.
"You little bitch. It looks like you are the one not able to protect the ones you love. You really ar-"
"Um, excuse me? I'm not worried about them. Does it look like I give a shit? I said I wanted your blood, so fucking BLEED already!"
Suddenly, Fay was directly in front of Zabuza. She flicked his nose softly, breaking it on impact. Blood soaked his bandages as he stared at the girl in shock. He didn't see her move. Kakashi was shocked too. Even with his Sharingan, he couldn't keep up with the girls speed. Before Zuzu could retaliate, Fay jumped back and smiled. Around this time, Sauske pulled out a large shiruken and threw it. But instead of hitting the clone, it was aimed for the real Zuzu. He caught it with little effort, but was surprised to see a second one speeding towards him. Of course he dodged it, but had no idea it was really Naru.
The blonde turned back and threw a kunai at Zuzu. This caught everyone not in on the plan in surprise. The knife almost hit Zuzu, but he dodged it. While all this was happening, Fay slit the clones throat and stood in its place. As the kunai rushed towards her, she caught it and smiled. When Zuzu dodged, he released his jutsu, freeing Kakashi in the process. Zuzu moved to attack Naru, but Kaka blocked. Kakashi complimented Naru and Saus-butt then Naru explained his plan. Rolling her eyes, Fay nodded and waited until he finished his speech.
"Good job Naru-chu... Now get yur ass out of the water!"
As Fay yelled this, Kaka managed to throw the shiruken in Zuzu's hand out of reach. However, this meant Zuzu could attack. The two Jonin jumped back and Zuzu started making hand signs. Obviously no one but those two knew what was going on, but Fay sighed.
"We get it! Just use yur fucking water dragons already! I'm out... DONE WITH THIS SHIT!"
As the water dragons formed, Fay sighed and jumped back into the trees. Sitting on a branch, Fay swung her legs. She was bored now. So. Very. Bored. Without looking over her shoulder, Fay called out to the person hiding.
"Haku-chan. No need to hide~"
The boy hidden behind her twitched, but showed himself to the girl. He was beyond wary of her, but she made no move to attack. Still he readied himself, grabbing a senbon needle.
"I'm seriously not going to hurt you Haku-chan. I have no reason to. And no, I'm not telling the others about you. That would be boring~ I just wanted to say hi... and get away from that wave right there."
As Fay said this, a wave washed over her team and Tazuna. With a sigh, Fay leaned back a bit and kicked her legs childishly. Haku relaxed and sat himself next to Fay as they both watched Zuzu and Kaka fight.
"I know how important Zabuza is to you. Most would want you to leave him. But saying something like that would be like telling you to kill your own soul. So instead I'm going to ask that you cherish the next week you have with him. Cherish it and make it the best you've ever had. I want you to sneak in a hug too if possible. Maybe while he's passed out and healing. I'm not saying you'll die or anything... Just... Pretend like you will..."
"How do you know all this? And why do you care? Aren't I your enemy?"
"Well, I'm magical~ As for why I care? I like you. You're a good person. So what if we're enemies? You didn't attack me when you had the chance. And you're sitting next to me now like we're the best of friends."
Haku nodded, understanding what Fay was talking about. They smiled to each other and knew so, despite them both wearing masks. However, Fay tensed and looked back to the fight.
"Times up... Go save Zuzu... I have my own people to worry about. I'll see you later okay?"
Haku nodded and flashed off into the direction that Zuzu would land. Fay herself jumped down and flashed over to her group.
"Is it over yet?"
But before the others could answer, Zuzu was hit by senbon needles and 'died'. Everyone looked on in shock. Fay didn't react what-so ever, but no one noticed. She however noticed Naru climbing out of the lake and smirked. 'Finally got out?' Things moved on quickly and it was explained that Haku was a tracker ninja. Naru got pissed cause they were the same age but Haku was obviously stronger. Kaka consoled Naru and said there were kids younger than Naru but stronger than him. Haku took Zuzu and said farewell. Fay of course waved good bye to him in a flamboyant manner, to which the boy waved back calmly. Then he was gone. Naru continued to throw a fit but Kaka stopped him. Fay walked over to Kaka and stood close by him as he said that their mission wasn't over. Everyone started to continue walking when Kaka passed out. Fay however caught him in her arms and smiled.
"Silly Kakashi. Overusing your Sharingan~ Well, come on guys, I'm sure Tazuna wouldn't mind showing us some hospitality. After all~ We saved his life and all! Twice..."
Fay looked over to everyone's worried faces with a smile. Tazuna was about to decline, but seeing Fay stare at him with that smile made him think otherwise. Instead he simply nodded and showed everyone the way.