Puddle No Jutsu
Fay sat on her hunches, bored as fuck. They were doing the mission with Tora the cat. That poor poor cat. Fiddling with the headpiece of her radio, Fay let out a sigh. The others were going on and on about being in position and their target moving and shit. At some point, Kaka asked if Fay was even there, to which she replied with a bland 'yep'. Not wanting to push the girl, Kaka just sweat dropped and left her alone. Standing up, Fay started walking towards the cat. As she did so, Kakashi ordered everyone to move out. Rolling her eyes, Fay managed to get in front of everyone and block their attack. Naruto whined about almost knocking into Fay and that she ruined everything. But of course, the girl ignored him.
"Hey Tora honey... Psst psst~"
Fay crouched down and held out her hand for the cat to sniff. The brown feline ran to her and practically glomped the purple haired ninja. Scratching Tora behind the ears, Fay made kitty noises and Tora responded like they were having a conversation. Everyone looked on like they didn't even think of trying such a simple idea.
"Fay-san! We're supposed to capture the cat!"
"It's a cat guys. Not a convicted felon... What if this mission were to save a child? Would you just randomly jump the kid too? You need more tact... Let's go already. Tora says he would rather get this over with so he could get back to hiding from that fat woman who owns him..."
"You can talk to cats...?"
Fay ignored the question and gently held the cat in her arms as she switched off the radio. Kaka asked if it was really the target, but Fay didn't wait for an answer. She was already headed towards the mission center. She arrived long before the others, and seeing the Hokage, Fay ran over to him with a smile.
"Hello Hokage-sama. Mission accomplished. Get ready though cause Naru-chu beh pissy. Just a heads up~"
As the others walked in, Fay regretfully handed Tora to his owner. They both agreed on Tora hacking up some fur balls in a few unsavory places to get back at the fat woman. Fay even gave some pointers on the matter. As her team reached the Hokage and asked for their next assignment, Fay smirked to herself. Watching everything with an amused expression, Fay waited for Naru to throw his hissy fit. Once he started, Fay inched over to Kaka and poked his side none too softly. He flinched, but otherwise had no reaction.
"You won't be scolded. Just keep Naru from killing people and Hiruzen won't even care what he says. Perks of being the son of the forth Hokage and godson of the third. Who knew?"
With a sweet smile, Fay punched Naru's head to make him shut up. Then the Hokage started his explanation about ranked missions, Fay pulled out her book. She knew no one else would listen either, so she didn't feel bad. After Naru's little rant about not being a kid, which he still totally was, the Hokage smirked. He agreed to let them have a 'C' mission. Whoop-dee-fucking-doo. Naru practically sparkled and asked what they would be doing. He guessed guarding a princess or feudal lord would be in the cards, but Fay snorted to this.
"My personal guess? Hmm... An alcoholic bridge builder from the land of waves... I bet his name starts with a 'T'! Oh and he has silver rimmed glasses!"
The Hokage of course was unsurprised by her correct 'guess', but everyone else looked to Fay with obvious doubt. Smirking, Fay motioned to the door as none other than an alcoholic bridge builder from the land of waves walked in. Not that anyone else knew this yet. The man quickly went on to insult team seven, making Fay laugh to herself. In order for Naru to figure out that he was the short one with the weird face Tazuna mentioned, the group lined up. Fay, oddly enough was the shortest. Naru started to point and laugh at Fay until Tazuna finally noticed her presence.
"What?! That little girl is in on this too?! She's almost as bad as the blonde monkey boy! And what's with the mask?!"
Fay simply grinned and gave a peace sign that could vaguely be seen through her baggy sleeves. Naruto however finally seemed to put the pieces together and charged at the drunkard. Kaka held him back, allowing everyone to hear the man introduce himself. Shock was blatantly written on team seven's faces as they looked between Tazuna and Fay. The girl of course still held her grin and peace sign like it was totally normal to guess this shit so perfectly. Before long, everyone was gathered at the front gates and ready to go~ Naru started getting excited and at this point Fay lost interest. While she would love to back up Naru's dream, she didn't feel like participating in the conversation enough to do so. Without giving it a second thought, Fay pulled out one of her many books and started to read and walk ahead.
With the help of her book time passed by quickly. Before she knew it, they were approaching a puddle. Closing her book with a snap, Fay smirked walked over to the puddle. With sparkling eyes, Fay looked to team seven and seemed to ask for permission. Not knowing what she meant, everyone but Kaka just kinda shrugged or nodded. With a devilish smirk, Fay hopped into the puddle. And stomped it, and kicked it, and jumped up and down in it. While doing so, a devil like glint took over her visible features. Once done, Fay let out a relieved sign and skipped back over to her group. They gave her a questioning glance, which she answered with a sparkling smile.
"It is my ninja way to destro- I mean jump in every single puddle I see! Don't question my sanity, I never had any~ Shall we continue?"
Turning away from the group, Fay was inwardly proud of the fact they were all sweat dropping from her idiocy. Only Kaka seemed to have any clue as to what she might be doing. And even then, it was still embarrassing as hell to watch. As the group continued to walk away, the puddle turned into two ninjas. They quickly "killed" Kaka-baka and charged for Naru. But before they could attack, Fay started laughing hysterically.
"Omg! Did you see that?! Kaka went squish! Dude, and Sakura! You're FACE! Priceless~ Oh, hey, careful though... They have poison on their metal claws. Oh question directed to ninja one and two... Why was number two on number one's back? Is this like a submissive and dominant relationship? Which one gets toppsies?"
Still snickering to herself, Sauske took advantage of Fay's distraction and pinned the enemies chain to a tree. They of course got loose and went to attack Naru and Tazuna. Not even bothering to move to help, Fay kept giggling as Saus-butt defended Sakura and Kaka reappeared. Pinky of course was amazed by all this and cheered to see Kaka still alive. Fay too was cheering, but in a less dignified manner.
"OH MY GOB! Kakashi?! You're alive?! How EVER did you manage to survive? I was so scared you died on us and left me to lead team seven! Do you have any idea how STUPID that would be?! Fucking hell man! This was their first battle! I can understand wanting to look cool and all, but REALLY?! Naru-chu, get yo ass up already. You're poisoned, so go ahead. Jabby jabby stab stab~"
Everyone was still in shock, but they managed to glare at Fay nonetheless. Her team mates grumbled about her not even helping, and Tazuna called her an idiot. Kaka however kept silent and avoided eye contact with the girl. As he held the two rogue nins, he confirmed Fay's observation about the poison. He also apologized to Naruto.
"Kakashi-sensei. Allow me to take care of these two. You tend to the injured and asks the questions you have for Tanzan-man."
At first, Kaka was going to deny Fay's offer, but seeing the look in her eyes, he quickly handed the enemy nin over to the small girl. She easily dragged them behind her and out of sight. she was hungry and hadn't eaten since she entered the world of Naruto. These two would make a nice snack.