Fay's Amazing Ninja Adventure

Naruto
F/F
F/M
Gen
Multi
G
Fay's Amazing Ninja Adventure
Summary
A purple haired girl that goes by the name of Fay, shows up in the world of Naruto. Why is she here? Who is she? What is she? And why the hell does she seem to know EVERYONE?! Well, to put it simply, it's because she's a God that happens to be an otaku. Fay is here to fuck shit up and simply annoy the shit out of everyone. All while not actually fighting anyone. Nope, she will not take a single fight seriously, let alone join most of them. She's simply here to watch and comment. Okay, that and glomp all the bad guys while giving them weird nicknames.Rated 'C' for crack fiction... Rated 'M' for content... Enjoy the stupidity...
Note
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Bells No Jutsu

Right as Fay finished wishing everyone luck, Kakashi appeared behind her from out of nowhere. The three kids screamed while Fay simply gave a closed eyed smile and spun on her heels to face the man.

"So before they ask, why were you late Kaka-sensei?"

"Well, a black cat crossed my path you see."

Everyone just glared at Kaka, forcing him to move the conversation to something else. He walked over to a stump and set up a timer. He then went on to explaining the exercise. Fay of course tuned out the whole conversation. She just had to get everyone to work together. Which wouldn't actually work, then she would just take a bell for herself. There were three bells, meaning one of the group was meant to not pass. In theory. Fay used a hand to cover her yawn as Kaka called for the test to start. Everyone jumped out of sight, but Fay just stood there, allowing herself to finish her yawn. Looking at Kaka, Fay tilted her head and lowered her hand so that she was holding it out as if waiting to be given something. She wanted to try something.

"Hey, Kaka-baka. Can I please have a bell?"

Kakashi looked at Fay in utter shock. Then he sweat dropped while looking to see if Fay was serious. She was. No one had actually tried just flat out asking him for a bell before. It was... odd. Still making a weird face, Kaka answered.

"Well, I'll admit that was a first. But no. You have to fight for it."

"Awww... Okay. Well, at least your expression was worth it~"

With that Fay disappeared from sight. Not even Kaka could sense her presence now. Fay appeared next to Sakura first. Trying not to startle the poor girl, Fay walked over to her and smiled. Crouching down next to the pinkette, Fay looked out at the clearing. Naruto was fighting Kaka one on one. A stupid move. But that was none of Fay's business at the moment.

"Sakura! Let's team up! If we work together, I'm sure we can get a bell or two!"

Sakura looked over to Fay and narrowed her eyes.

"Why should I help you? This is a test. I... Was that Sauske?!"

Before the girl even finished her answer, Sakura ran off towards where she thought she sensed Sauske. Letting out a sigh, Fay shrugged and moved on. While she spoke to Sakura, it would seem Naruto already lost his battle. The poor boy was violated. In a flash, she was pulling the blonde out of the water and smiling at him. she didn't care that Kaka was right behind her.

"You're brave. Stupid, but brave. I can admire that."

Naruto looked up at Fay in confusion. He wasn't sure if she was insulting him, or complimenting him. As he finally made it out of the water, Fay smiled again.

"Let's team up! With your awesome endurance and my sneakiness, I bet we could take all the bells like it was nothing!"

Naruto stared blankly at Fay before frowning. This caused Fay to frown a bit to. Shaking his head, Naruto started to walk away.

"Thanks for the help Fay, but I'm trying to be Hokage! I have to do this myself! Believe it!"

Narrowing her eyes, Fay scowled and stomped off into the trees. Kaka didn't even seem to care that she spoke about her strategy in front of him like that. Not that it would matter. As long as Naruto thought he was helping, Fay would be able to get the bells needed. But that was only if he agreed to team up. 'Mortals are so fucking stupid! UGH! Now I have to stoop down to asking this duck ass!' Walking up to a tree, Fay jumped and landed on the branch next to Sauske. He was scowling like usual and glared at Fay from the corner of his eye.

"Team up with me and let's get this shit over with... I'll back you up however I can..."

"Hn..."

Without even a real answer, Sauske jumped out of the tree and away from Fay. Full out growling to herself now, Fay cracked her knuckles and gave a very scary smirk. 'With that out of the way~" Hopping down from the tree, Fay walked out into the clearing Kaka stood in. With a childish attitude, Fay waved her arm ecstatically and skipped over to Kakashi. The man looked at her with wary eyes and raised a brow in confusion.

"I'm asking you one more time. Can I please have one of the bells?"

"I already told you that you have to fight for it Fay-san."

"AAAWWW! Meany~ Heh, fine... Whatever. Sorry by the way Kakashi-sensei. This might hurt."

After pouting like a child, Fay hid her eyes under her bangs and a dark aura grew around her. When she looked back up, it was like a completely different person was in front of Kaka. A merciless killer. Sensing her power, Kakashi actually guarded himself and paid attention to his surroundings. Fay giggled demonically as she stepped closer to the man. Kakashi started to get nervous as the girl approached. What exactly was she planning to do? Fay was now only six feet away but stopped walking. Looking Kaka in the eyes, the man felt his blood run cold. Right at that moment, Fay disappeared. Kakashi looked around wildly. He couldn't sense her at all. He tried to release himself from an genjutsu, but none were cast on him. Still nervous, Kaka raised his hand to lift up his headband that blocked his left eye. He couldn't believe he was actually about to use his Sharingan, for a genin fresh out of the academy no less! But before he could even manage to touch the head band, a strong force slammed on top of him, making him fall to the ground.

Looking over his shoulder, Kaka saw Fay kneeling on his back about to burry a kunai into his shoulder. At the last moment, his body turned into a log with a puff of smoke. At this, Fay smirked and back flipped away from the log right as it was impaled with dozens of shiruken. As she skidded to a halt, Kaka flashed behind her with great speed and aimed to stab Fay's lower back. But the girl in front of him was only a clone and disappeared on contact. In shock, Kaka braced himself and looked over his shoulder for a sign of Fay. But she was nowhere. When he faced forward again, Fay was right in front of him. Her hands were forming symbols, but due to her sleeves, he couldn't tell what she was about to do. Before he could even react, a whirlwind formed around the two, trapping them in a small area. It made it difficult to move about, but Fay being smaller, managed to push Kaka into the whirlwind.

The harsh winds ripped at Kaka's clothes and skin, causing him to bite his lip in pain. With some effort, Kaka managed to overpower the girl and push Fay into the wall of wind too. But she too was only a clone of Fay, meaning that Kaka was trapped in the whirlwind alone. Once the clone vanished, the whirlwind became smaller, pressing in on the silver haired jonin. Unless he wanted his arms to be cut up, he had to have them down at his sides. This made him unable to form hand signs without causing damage. Despite this however, Kaka still managed to transport himself about a dozen feet away. Looking back at the whirlwind, Kaka was sure he would find the real Fay standing outside it. But again, she was nowhere in sight. Narrowing his eyes, Kaka quickly pulled up his headband and used his Sharingan. Even with its power, he couldn't sense Fay.

Still cautious, Kaka hopped up onto the branch in a tree. Kaka was starting to feel his eye draining his energy. Realizing it wasn't helping him anyway, he covered up his left eye and started to form some hand signs. Before he could finish however, something took hold of his feet and pulled him down towards the ground. He tried to flip to rebalance himself, but found that having a whole other body attached to yours made that almost impossible. So the grey haired ninja fell to the ground with great force, causing him to let out a grunt. Once again, Fay was sitting on top of him. Only this time, she held no weapon. Her hands moved, signifying that she was about to perform another jutsu, but stopped when Sakura's screams could be heard throughout the training ground. The girl visibly relaxed and let out a sigh.

"Oh well... See ya Kakashi! It was nice sparring with the copy cat ninja~ You'll want to keep an eye on the lunches though~"

Before Kaka could even react, Fay was gone. Not even a puff of smoke remained to show she was even there. Kaka groaned and crawled to his feet. She was strong. Abnormally strong. Who was this girl exactly? Looking down to his side, Kaka noticed that one of the bells were missing. She managed to take one, and he didn't even know when. This girl was dangerous. Did the Hokage know what he was doing allowing this girl in the village?

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