Fay's Amazing Ninja Adventure

Naruto
F/F
F/M
Gen
Multi
G
Fay's Amazing Ninja Adventure
Summary
A purple haired girl that goes by the name of Fay, shows up in the world of Naruto. Why is she here? Who is she? What is she? And why the hell does she seem to know EVERYONE?! Well, to put it simply, it's because she's a God that happens to be an otaku. Fay is here to fuck shit up and simply annoy the shit out of everyone. All while not actually fighting anyone. Nope, she will not take a single fight seriously, let alone join most of them. She's simply here to watch and comment. Okay, that and glomp all the bad guys while giving them weird nicknames.Rated 'C' for crack fiction... Rated 'M' for content... Enjoy the stupidity...
Note
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Teamwork No Jutsu

As soon as Kakashi walked away, Fay made her way over to Sakura. She was stuck in a genjutsu. With a blank face, Fay walked up to her and just watched her for a while. She was trembling and even crying, poor human. With nothing more than a blink, Fay grabbed Sakura in a hug and nipped her neck. Anyone watching would think something perverted, but Fay didn't care. After the quick nip, Fay's grip on Sakura tightened, keeping her from attacking or hurting herself as she woke up. As the pink fairy finally came back to reality, Fay gave a close eyed smile, but still held her in a bone crushing "hug". Sakura looked to Fay with a blush on her face, she herself thinking something wrong. Freaking out a bit, it took a few moments for Sakura to calm down enough for Fay to speak.

"It was just an illusion... You're fine now, yes?"

Sakura nodded, and Fay let go. Letting out a sigh, Fay turned to where she knew DuckAss and Kaka were fighting. They were quite a ways off, meaning she couldn't actually see them. But she still knew exactly what was happening. She smirked to herself, realizing that Sauske got close to grabbing a bell. But he didn't and ended up getting his ass kicked. Sakura, still blushing, looked to Fay in a confused manner and spoke up.

"Why did you hug me?"

"It was either that or stab you with a kunai. I figured the hug would be more acceptable. Am I wrong?"

Sakura's blush deepened and she waved her hands in front of her.

"Ah! N-no it's fine. I was just... surprised is all Fay-san."

Fay once again smiled and started walking off into the bushes. Just then, DuckAss screamed out, making Sakura freeze for a moment. Running in front of Fay, Sakura was the first to see Sauske's head sticking out of the ground. And then she fainted. Seeing this, Fay rolled her eyes and crouched down next to DuckAss.

"Need a hand? Or a whole body for that matter? Hold still Ducky..."

With little warning, Fay slammed her fist onto the ground. Immediately, duck butt was thrown into the air by a pillar of dirt and stone. Not expecting this, he landed on his back in a painful manner. He even let out an almost inaudible yelp. Fay looked at Sauske with a bored expression. He stared back with his black angry eyes. After a mini stare down, Fay smirked.

"I thought ducks could fly..."

Now pissed, the Uchiha narrowed his eyes and threw a punch at Fay's face. She however dodged and was now behind the boy. He didn't even see her move, making him even angrier. He was about to try to fight her when the girls demeanor changed completely. The sudden change unnerved him and almost freaked him out.

"Sauske-chan~ Let's go! You have to go prove to Kaka-baka that you are the best~! You're the number one ninja after all! KYA!"

Feeling himself sweat drop, Sauske scowled and walked off without Fay. As he did so, Fay cheered him on flamboyantly, only causing him to walk away faster. A devious smirk spread across the girls face. Turning back to Sakura, Fay grabbed her and managed to give her a piggy back ride back to the clearing. The bell rang, signaling the end of the test. The sound woke up Sakura and she was once again startled to find Fay holding her. In fact, she freaked out so much she fell. Looking back at Sakura, Fay raised a brow and gave a worried frown.

"You okay? Oh, time is up. It would seem the test is over. But don't worry. I bet you guys will all pass somehow! Common!"

Grabbing the girls hand, Fay ran the rest of the way to the three logs. Okay, technically she was skipping, but who cared? Fay approached the logs and started to giggle seeing Naru tied up.

"Naru-chu! You went after the lunches didn't you? Silly~ Oh look! Duckbutt is here too! Now Sakura-chan can be happy!"

Still holding onto the pinkette's hand, Fay forced the girl to sit close to Sauske. Said boy was obviously annoyed by this and scooted away. Shrugging, Fay jumped and sat atop the log Naru was tied to. She even sat the alarm clock in her lap. Kaka came into view and started talking. He said they didn't have to worry about being sent back, because they would be cut from the program completely. No one seemed to notice that he specifically said "the three of you". Smiling to herself, Fay watched everyone get gloomy.

"Aw~ Don't be so mean Kakashi-sensei! Give them one more chance! They deserve it! Lookie dem! Dey so kawaii and tiny~ Naru-chu with his whiskers and Sakura with her fluffy pink hair! I guess Duck butt is cute too. Though not my type at all. Too gloomy, pompous, heartless, and destructive. But come on! One more chance! One more chance! One more-"

"I don't know why you're sticking up for them so much Fay-san. Especially seeing as you're the only one to not only get a bell, but you realized the point of the test."

Everyone, excluding Fay and Kaka gasped. Looking to the purple haired girl, each had a different look on their face. Naru being shocked, Sakura was amazed, and Sauske looked pissed. With a nervous smile, Fay held up her bell.

"Oh, this? Eh~ I don't want it. How about I give it back in exchange for these guys having a second chance?! That seems fair right?"

Kakashi looked at Fay in shock. Along with everyone else. Why was she being so nice? Anyone else would have taken the chance given to them. But Fay was not only giving it up, but asking that in return the others get another shot. Kaka wondered what the girl's motive was while Sauske glared at the girl angrily. She obviously wasn't taking any of this seriously and it pissed him off. He was starting to hate this girl.

"I don't see why I should. They are only squirts with no idea as to what a real ninja is."

"But isn't it the point for them to learn? Being a ninja isn't easy, but it's what they want. They have to learn for themselves. Just making them quit will only lead to disaster. They might go rouge. Or worse, get killed trying to prove themselves."

"They still couldn't even realize why they are in a four member squad."

"Jeez!! What of four people to a squad?!"

"Teamwork Naru-chu. You can't do everything yourself. You need others in life, and you need to know how to work together to reach your goals."

After Fay gave the answer, she allowed Kaka to continue his explanation.

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