Kakabaka No Jutsu
Everyone was back in class. Naruto took his seat next to Fay and everyone waited to meet their captain. Fay of course was still reading and ignored the fact that soon, only her team was left in the classroom. She was effectively tuning everyone out, even Naruto. However, when he started complaining about the teacher being late, Fay groaned and moved to a different seat to distance herself from the noise. This seat being in the row farthest back of the room and next to the wall. She kept reading, which kind of pissed off Naruto. But after disturbing her the first time, he knew to never do such a thing again. Even Sauske seemed to shudder at the look in her eyes. However, despite her spacing out, Fay knew exactly what was happening. Naruto placed an eraser in the door as a trap for their teacher. Sauske said the trap wouldn't work, to which Fay knowingly rolled her eyes. She was going to spice things up a tad. Just to see what would happen.
As the three argued, a hand reached to open the door. Right as it did so, a kunai came flying out of nowhere and pinned the eraser to the wall behind it. Everyone froze and looked at the eraser in shock. Even the man who just walked in had wide eyes. He didn't even sense the kunai coming. He was curious as to who threw it. But seeing the three in front of him just as shocked, he knew it wasn't them. Naruto walked over to the kunai and tried to pull it out of the wall. However, the kunai was in too deep and couldn't be pulled out. Everyone sweat dropped at this. The man, who I'm sure we all know to be Kakashi, looked around the room. To his surprise, another student was sitting in the back, reading a book. He wasn't informed that he had four students. However, due to the lack of reaction from the other students, he guessed she really was on his team. Narrowing his eyes, Kakashi spoke up.
"How can I put this? As for my first impression of you guys...? Well, I hate you."
Fay simply turned the page, unaffected by this statement. Everyone else however was dumbstruck. Kakashi looked to Fay from the corner of his eye, curious as to who she was exactly. Turning back to the others, he told everyone to meet on the roof and then he disappeared in a puff of smoke. The kids looked at each other then turned to look at Fay. But just as they did, she too disappeared in a puff of smoke.
With everyone now on the roof, Kakashi told everyone to introduce themselves. Sakura asked how they should do it, and Kaka replied that they should state their name, likes, dislikes, hobbies, and future dreams. However, despite this explanation, Kaka was still asked to go first. He simply stated his name and said everything else was irrelevant. Then it was Naru's turn. He mostly spoke about ramen and being the next Hokage. Sakura was next and managed to not tell anyone a damned thing about her. Sauske then went and ranted on about how he hated everything and that he was going to kill someone then restore his clan. Throughout all of this, Fay was sitting under the nearest tree and reading. Right as Kaka looked to her and asked for her to introduce herself, Fay held up a single finger in a motion for them to wait. Kaka sweat dropped, but waited. After a few seconds, Fay actually finished the whole book and closed it. Blinking as if waking up, Fay turned to everyone and gave a close eyed smile, much like the kind Kaka made.
"I'm Fay. That's it."
Kakashi narrowed his eyes and shook his head.
"You need to tell me more than that Fay."
"But Kakashi-sensei! You only told us that much too! While I want to know more about her too, Fay-san shouldn't have to-"
"My name is Fay, no last name or clan. I like reading. I hate food. My hobbies are watching people. And my dream is to see all of you covered in blood at one point or another... Be it your own or someone else's~ Is that good enough for you?"
"There is one thing. Were you the one to throw that kunai back in the classroom?"
"Yep."
Kakashi waited for her to say more, but Fay kept silent. Everyone else froze upon hearing all the things Fay said. They became even more shocked when she admitted to throwing the kunai in the classroom. Fay gave another closed eyed smile and tilted her head to the side in a cute manner. Kaka deadpanned and stared at his team in silence. After a few moments he spoke up again, saying it was good that each person was different. He then went on to explain what they were doing tomorrow. Fay ignored him and stood up. After dusting herself off, she started walking away from the group while Kaka was still explaining. Though catching her walking off, he cut himself off.
"Where do you think you're going Fay? I'm not finished telling you about-"
"Right right. We're having a survival exercise at 5am on training ground three. Don't eat breakfast or you'll puke, and something about 66% fail rate. Right got it. Bye Kaka-sensei~"
With that, Fay once again disappeared in a puff of smoke, leaving everyone staring at where she once stood. Kakashi narrowed his eyes. He was suspicious of this girl. Not only was she a mystery, but she also knew exactly what he was going to say before he even said any of it. That and she knew the teleportation jutsu. Just who was this girl?
The next day, Sauske, Sakura, and Naruto showed up to the training grounds exactly on time. However, after a few hours, they started to get pissed that not only did Fay not show up yet, but neither did Kakashi. As the sun neared the middle of the sky, Fay suddenly poofed next to the group. She looked... not every exhausted or hungry.
"Fay-san! You're late! What would Kakashi-sensei think if-"
"But he's not here yet. So what's the big deal? Wow you guys look horrible. Didn't you eat or anything?"
"We were told not to eat! Not only are you late but you ate breakfast too?!"
"Hell no, I didn't eat. I don't eat. Oh! By the way! I made you all good luck charms! It's supposed to allow the creator of the gods to watch over you, or something weird like that. Think of them as a team badge!"
Fay pulled three charms out of her holster and handed them out. Sakura's charm was pink and had a sakura flower embroidered onto the front. Sauske's was dark blue and donned the Uchiha clan symbol. And Naruto's charm was yellow and orange with a picture of the hidden leaf symbol embroidered into the front. With a smile, Fay watched everyone look at their charm in wonder. Even Sauske stared at the charm like it was his first present ever. Grinning to herself, Fay rested her hands on her hips and stood straight.
"Now, I wish you all good luck. Not that you'll need it. We're all going to pass this, so don't give up!"